Mecca
Wade Wilson
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Post by Mecca on Sept 7, 2022 14:56:13 GMT -5
Do you want Bunkhouse Buck to be the champion? Well we do need more Col. Parker on TV. Man when people bring him up all I can think of is the stories about his giant hog and then it's like uh gross. |
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Burst
El Dandy
*inarticulate squawking*
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Post by Burst on Sept 7, 2022 14:56:31 GMT -5
I mean if there is an NDA involved, Punk probably violated it by bringing up MARSHA COLTON, CAN YA BELIEVE THIS GUY HAS A HEALTHY RELATIONSHIP WITH HIS MOM! I'd have to go back and watch the scrum to properly gauge Punk's tone, which I have no desire to do, but it says an awful lot about him that he's basically making it sound like having a healthy relationship with your parents is a bad thing. |
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Post by "The Natural" Bustin Loads on Sept 7, 2022 14:57:28 GMT -5
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Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
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Post by Push R Truth on Sept 7, 2022 14:58:07 GMT -5
I wish BM Punk was still around to tell us what was really going down.
RIP my dude.
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Mochi Lone Wolf
Fry's dog Seymour
Development through Destruction.
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Post by Mochi Lone Wolf on Sept 7, 2022 14:58:26 GMT -5
I mean if there is an NDA involved, Punk probably violated it by bringing up MARSHA COLTON, CAN YA BELIEVE THIS GUY HAS A HEALTHY RELATIONSHIP WITH HIS MOM! I'd have to go back and watch the scrum to properly gauge Punk's tone, which I have no desire to do, but it says an awful lot about him that he's basically making it sound like having a healthy relationship with your parents is a bad thing. Well, he has a horrendous reference point for parental relationships. |
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Hypnosis
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Post by Hypnosis on Sept 7, 2022 14:58:47 GMT -5
I mean if there is an NDA involved, Punk probably violated it by bringing up MARSHA COLTON, CAN YA BELIEVE THIS GUY HAS A HEALTHY RELATIONSHIP WITH HIS MOM! I'd have to go back and watch the scrum to properly gauge Punk's tone, which I have no desire to do, but it says an awful lot about him that he's basically making it sound like having a healthy relationship with your parents is a bad thing. "Trent is such a loser!" Well, only in CM Punk's mind, anyway. |
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Post by YAKMAN is ICHIBAN on Sept 7, 2022 14:58:48 GMT -5
His grandfather His heel turn as a nazi in The Boys From Brazil was great. |
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Mozenrath
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Post by Mozenrath on Sept 7, 2022 14:59:11 GMT -5
Bro how is it that every time Punk tries to do something mildly athletic, his body does the Windows XP shut down noise?  I do honestly kind of wonder sometimes if that was ever a resentment point for Punk, that he's good looking and all, but otherwise, Colt Cabana had a better size and is just athletically way more impressive than he is. Like, obviously, Punk got bigger in wrestling, and he is one of those guys like Lawler who excelled without being an athlete, but sometimes these insecurities aren't easy to shake. |
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XIII
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by XIII on Sept 7, 2022 14:59:19 GMT -5
They need to do an angle where Rasta the Voodoo Mon and Papa Shango have teamed up to place a voodoo curse over AEW and the only way to lift it is for Jim Ross to rap about his ass.
The big man is back. Boom Shakalaka
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Sept 7, 2022 14:59:37 GMT -5
Someone else asked earlier but I still want to know what Tomohiro Ishii was doing while all this went down. Being grinded on at the club? Eating outside a 24-hour tacqueria? Did he sense a disturbance in the force when Ace unhinged his jaw? Sitting down grumping like his mentors while looking a human Nokia phone. Actually found a Nokia phone sunk into my couch a few months ago. It ain't the 3310 which will shrug off of chair shot, but after fiddling around it works. I was in my first year of college when I thought I dropped it. Found it because of all things I was searching for a comb. Made to last, that thing. |
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Sept 7, 2022 15:00:23 GMT -5
"f*** up the party before it even starts"
Notorious BIG CM Punk
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Kalmia
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Post by Kalmia on Sept 7, 2022 15:00:28 GMT -5
Sitting down grumping like his mentors while looking a human Nokia phone. Actually found a Nokia phone sunk into my couch a few months ago. It ain't the 3310 which will shrug off of chair shot, but after fiddling around it works. I was in my first year of college when I thought I dropped it. Found it because of all things I was searching for a comb. Made to last, that thing. I bet it still has some battery left, too. |
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Post by Denny Zen is Cooking™ on Sept 7, 2022 15:00:47 GMT -5
I’d put it on Colt Cabana I feel so bad for Colt. Has had to keep his head low (I’m sure there is an NDA involved) yet your Mom gets name dropped in this whole charade. Give him booking power in ROH or something. The guy deserves so much for being a pioneer for indy wrestling. That's kind of a good point, too. If there was an NDA related to whatever settlement was reached in those lawsuit, then it's fairly possible that referencing documents produced in discovery as part of those lawsuits violates it. |
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Mochi Lone Wolf
Fry's dog Seymour
Development through Destruction.
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Post by Mochi Lone Wolf on Sept 7, 2022 15:00:48 GMT -5
Bro how is it that every time Punk tries to do something mildly athletic, his body does the Windows XP shut down noise? I do honestly kind of wonder sometimes if that was ever a resentment point for Punk, that he's good looking and all, but otherwise, Colt Cabana had a better size and is just athletically way more impressive than he is. Like, obviously, Punk got bigger in wrestling, and he is one of those guys like Lawler who excelled without being an athlete, but sometimes these insecurities aren't easy to shake. I’m just thankful he doesn’t do the elbow drop anymore. He looks like he just falls like a comet. |
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Bo Rida
Fry's dog Seymour
Pulled one over on everyone.
Got away with it, this time.
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Post by Bo Rida on Sept 7, 2022 15:01:26 GMT -5
Punk causing all this trouble on bring your dog to work day just makes me thankful he never shared a lockeroom with The Big Boss Man. This thread would be 500 pages long by now.
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Mochi Lone Wolf
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Post by Mochi Lone Wolf on Sept 7, 2022 15:01:32 GMT -5
I feel so bad for Colt. Has had to keep his head low (I’m sure there is an NDA involved) yet your Mom gets name dropped in this whole charade. Give him booking power in ROH or something. The guy deserves so much for being a pioneer for indy wrestling. That's kind of a good point, too. If there was an NDA related to whatever settlement was reached in those lawsuit, then it's fairly possible that referencing documents produced in discovery as part of those lawsuits violates it. That was what I was thinking. He said those e-mails weren’t supposed to be seen by the public. Yet he explicitly referenced them. |
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Post by YAKMAN is ICHIBAN on Sept 7, 2022 15:01:35 GMT -5
Let's just have CP Munk come out as champ and pretend nothing happened
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Sept 7, 2022 15:03:40 GMT -5
Actually found a Nokia phone sunk into my couch a few months ago. It ain't the 3310 which will shrug off of chair shot, but after fiddling around it works. I was in my first year of college when I thought I dropped it. Found it because of all things I was searching for a comb. Made to last, that thing. I bet it still has some battery left, too. Ah yeah, the old days when you had a two week battery |
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Sept 7, 2022 15:04:01 GMT -5
Actually found a Nokia phone sunk into my couch a few months ago. It ain't the 3310 which will shrug off of chair shot, but after fiddling around it works. I was in my first year of college when I thought I dropped it. Found it because of all things I was searching for a comb. Made to last, that thing. I bet it still has some battery left, too. ...it did. Lit up, at least. Still had scores for Bounce. P.S. I was the first in my family to fill up my screen on the first Snake. That is an important fact. |
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Post by ace on Sept 7, 2022 15:05:05 GMT -5
Let's just have CP Munk come out as champ and pretend nothing happened He can be replaced by a 90 year old man and it would take at least half a match to notice he’s moving different. Maybe even until after the match when we find out the guy is not injured. |
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