Punk's media scrum, Page 54, Muffins, Biting People Bad™

[Hypnosis]

Nov 11, 2022 11:15:05 GMT -5 Mid-Carder said:

Page 666 you say? Perhaps "the devil" MJF himself will join us on that page

MJF's first post on FAN:"This thread is MIIIIID!"

[Mecca]

Nov 11, 2022 2:04:11 GMT -5 Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] said:

Nov 10, 2022 20:19:35 GMT -5 Kalmia said:

Punk looks good. As much as I don't particularly care about seeing him in AEW again after all of this, I do hope he's able to find some peace and enjoyment elsewhere.

I feel like CM Punk and Aaron Rodgers are simultaneously transforming into each other...

Dude after week 1 a ton of people on twitter had that clip of Punk going "I'm old, I'm injured, I'm tired and I work with f***in children" saying "Aaron Rodgers after this game"

[Hulk With A Mustache]

Nov 11, 2022 7:13:31 GMT -5 markymark said:

Great timing! Film the show AFTER the most interesting backstage incident in recent memory happens! It’s like the opposite of Wrestling With Shadows.

[Ronny Rayguns Is All Elite]

Nov 11, 2022 13:00:23 GMT -5 Hulk With A Mustache said:

Nov 11, 2022 7:13:31 GMT -5 markymark said:

Great timing! Film the show AFTER the most interesting backstage incident in recent memory happens! It’s like the opposite of Wrestling With Shadows.

I'm holding out hope/crossing my fingers that that Brandon Cutler was recording the entire thing

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The crazy thing is these guys got suspended and everyone is wishing for a heroes return. It's like throwing a party for a dude who got a slap on the wrist and released from jail.

[pinja]

Nov 11, 2022 13:52:25 GMT -5 slickrickstyles said:

The crazy thing is these guys got suspended and everyone is wishing for a heroes return. It's like throwing a party for a dude who got a slap on the wrist and released from jail.

It's not crazy at all. For example: Everybody's cheering for the Painmaker bringing pain for those who bring pain after he brought pain.

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Nov 11, 2022 14:02:34 GMT -5 pinja said:

Nov 11, 2022 13:52:25 GMT -5 slickrickstyles said:

The crazy thing is these guys got suspended and everyone is wishing for a heroes return. It's like throwing a party for a dude who got a slap on the wrist and released from jail.

It's not crazy at all. For example: Everybody's cheering for the Painmaker bringing pain for those who bring pain after he brought pain.

haha yeah guess it's just wild for me considering this was all self inflicted and it isn't like they are returning from injury or anything. After 600 pages though I am just reiterating the heavily bashed minority...still just odd when analyzed.

[Chiral]

Nov 11, 2022 14:18:41 GMT -5 slickrickstyles said:

Nov 11, 2022 14:02:34 GMT -5 pinja said:

It's not crazy at all. For example: Everybody's cheering for the Painmaker bringing pain for those who bring pain after he brought pain.

haha yeah guess it's just wild for me considering this was all self inflicted and it isn't like they are returning from injury or anything. After 600 pages though I am just reiterating the heavily bashed minority...still just odd when analyzed.

See it's wording like "heavily bashed minority" that's just asking for inflammatory debate in a thread that should be mostly lighthearted japes and goofs.

[XIII]

CM Punk commentating for an MMA card is like the Great Khali moderating a debate.

[Mid-Carder]

Nov 11, 2022 14:18:41 GMT -5 slickrickstyles said:

Nov 11, 2022 14:02:34 GMT -5 pinja said:

It's not crazy at all. For example: Everybody's cheering for the Painmaker bringing pain for those who bring pain after he brought pain.

haha yeah guess it's just wild for me considering this was all self inflicted and it isn't like they are returning from injury or anything. After 600 pages though I am just reiterating the heavily bashed minority...still just odd when analyzed.

Self-inflicted? I must have missed the bit where they bit themselves and threw chairs at themselves.

[pinja]

Nov 11, 2022 14:18:41 GMT -5 slickrickstyles said:

Nov 11, 2022 14:02:34 GMT -5 pinja said:

It's not crazy at all. For example: Everybody's cheering for the Painmaker bringing pain for those who bring pain after he brought pain.

haha yeah guess it's just wild for me considering this was all self inflicted and it isn't like they are returning from injury or anything. After 600 pages though I am just reiterating the heavily bashed minority...still just odd when analyzed.

It's pro wrestling at its finest. One of AEW's big hero welcomes will be for a guy who got bitten for helping a disfigured dog, a guy who got a folding chair thrown into his face and his brother, while a lawyer stood on the apron. And the only person living long enough to have witnessed it all was Matt Hardy. Reality is such a weird thing. :/

[jm]

Nov 11, 2022 14:18:41 GMT -5 slickrickstyles said:

Nov 11, 2022 14:02:34 GMT -5 pinja said:

It's not crazy at all. For example: Everybody's cheering for the Painmaker bringing pain for those who bring pain after he brought pain.

haha yeah guess it's just wild for me considering this was all self inflicted and it isn't like they are returning from injury or anything. After 600 pages though I am just reiterating the heavily bashed minority...still just odd when analyzed.

"Self inflicted"?? Yes it's the Elite's fault that they were attacked with a chair and bit after the person who attacked them said if anyone had a problem to come and see them. And it's especially the Elite's fault since they brought along the head of talent and the head of legal with them, and the man still went crazy and attacked them with both heads of different departments in attendance. Yeah, totally self inflicted by the Elite.
There isn't a big enough eyeroll I can physically muster to express my reaction to hearing that this was "self inflicted" by the Elite.

[polarbearpete]

Nov 11, 2022 14:48:38 GMT -5 jm said:

Nov 11, 2022 14:18:41 GMT -5 slickrickstyles said:

haha yeah guess it's just wild for me considering this was all self inflicted and it isn't like they are returning from injury or anything. After 600 pages though I am just reiterating the heavily bashed minority...still just odd when analyzed.

"Self inflicted"?? Yes it's the Elite's fault that they were attacked with a chair and bit after the person who attacked them said if anyone had a problem to come and see them. And it's especially the Elite's fault since they brought along the head of talent and the head of legal with them, and the man still went crazy and attacked them with both heads of different departments in attendance. Yeah, totally self inflicted by the Elite.
There isn't a big enough eyeroll I can physically muster to express my reaction to hearing that this was "self inflicted" by the Elite.

As long as we’re all on the same page that this was most definitely the Elite’s fault.

[Derk!]

Nov 11, 2022 14:18:41 GMT -5 slickrickstyles said:

Nov 11, 2022 14:02:34 GMT -5 pinja said:

It's not crazy at all. For example: Everybody's cheering for the Painmaker bringing pain for those who bring pain after he brought pain.

haha yeah guess it's just wild for me considering this was all self inflicted and it isn't like they are returning from injury or anything. After 600 pages though I am just reiterating the heavily bashed minority...still just odd when analyzed.

Ah, yes. It was the Elite who started this. They must have used their Bruce Almighty powers to make Punk say what he said at the media scrum.

[Stu]

So is the goal to reach pages that are multiples of 54, or to reach X-hundred and 54 pages? You all were happen on page 654, but no one cared about page 648 (12x54).

[pinja]

Nov 11, 2022 15:23:34 GMT -5 Stu said:

So is the goal to reach pages that are multiples of 54, or to reach X-hundred and 54 pages? You all were happen on page 654, but no one cared about page 648 (12x54).

Big Poppa Punk: "See the 3 on 1 at Brawl Out, you got a 75 chance of winning, but I, I got a 54 chance of winning, because Kenny Omega KNOWS he can't beat me and he's not even gonna try!

So Jackson brothers, you take your 50 chance, minus my 54% chance and you got a minus 4 chance of winning at Brawl Out. But then you take my 54% chance of winning, and then multiply by 12 per cents, I got 648 chance of winning at Brawl Out."

Larry: "Welcome to the dog pound!"

[Kalmia]

Maybe it's just me, but I'd say whatever part the Elite had to pay in it was balanced out by having the trios titles stripped from them and being suspended for as long they have.

Punk, on the other hand, said everything he said at the scrum and by all accounts, threw the first (and possibly only) punches. Plus, if all reports and passive-aggressive tweets/likes are to be believed, he isn't being welcomed back by the locker room.

So yeah. I am more excited to see the Elite back than Punk.

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Nov 11, 2022 14:41:47 GMT -5 Mid-Carder said:

Nov 11, 2022 14:18:41 GMT -5 slickrickstyles said:

haha yeah guess it's just wild for me considering this was all self inflicted and it isn't like they are returning from injury or anything. After 600 pages though I am just reiterating the heavily bashed minority...still just odd when analyzed.

Self-inflicted? I must have missed the bit where they bit themselves and threw chairs at themselves.

It's like playing in traffic and complaining when you get hit by a car...Punk in all his stupidity told them to come find them and they chose to do so. I would imagine the fight doesn't take place if they wait until the next day.

[Fundertaker]

Nov 11, 2022 15:52:55 GMT -5 slickrickstyles said:

Nov 11, 2022 14:41:47 GMT -5 Mid-Carder said:

Self-inflicted? I must have missed the bit where they bit themselves and threw chairs at themselves.

It's like playing in traffic and complaining when you get hit by a car...Punk in all his stupidity told them to come find them and they chose to do so. I would imagine the fight doesn't take place if they wait until the next day.

It also wouldn't happen if Punk was a professional and did as a professional should at the scrum and stick to business instead of being petty, misinformed and abusive.

[jm]

Nov 11, 2022 15:52:55 GMT -5 slickrickstyles said:

Nov 11, 2022 14:41:47 GMT -5 Mid-Carder said:

Self-inflicted? I must have missed the bit where they bit themselves and threw chairs at themselves.

It's like playing in traffic and complaining when you get hit by a car...Punk in all his stupidity told them to come find them and they chose to do so. I would imagine the fight doesn't take place if they wait until the next day.

It wouldn't have happened that same night if Punk was a mature adult who didn't get into fights with coworkers in front of the heads of talent and legal. Unfortunately, Punk isn't.