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Post by Feyrhausen on Sept 6, 2022 19:10:07 GMT -5
So my wife has this stupid I DONT NEED YOUR HELP attitude. It pisses me off so much but today really sticks out.
An hour or so ago I had a ice cream cone for dessert and it was melty. I know she heard me complain about it. So a few minutes ago I am reading in bed and I hear her get mad at something. I ask her whats wrong and she says nothing in that annoying tone she has. So I get up and demand she tell me the problem and yeah, her ice cream was completely melted. I check the freezer and most of the small things are thawed. Ice cream, bread. Meat is still frozen thank goodness. I have her call a relative while I pack it up and now she is going to store it for now.
But if I had just said whatever when she would not tell me the problem we would have had a freezer full of spoiled meat tomorrow. Because she cant just answer a question.
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Post by Spider2024 on Sept 6, 2022 19:15:48 GMT -5
Well gee, sounds like quite the pickle, Tim.  |
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Post by GodzillaIsMyMonster on Sept 6, 2022 20:25:51 GMT -5
So my wife has this stupid I DONT NEED YOUR HELP attitude. It pisses me off so much but today really sticks out. An hour or so ago I had a ice cream cone for dessert and it was melty. I know she heard me complain about it. So a few minutes ago I am reading in bed and I hear her get mad at something. I ask her whats wrong and she says nothing in that annoying tone she has. So I get up and demand she tell me the problem and yeah, her ice cream was completely melted. I check the freezer and most of the small things are thawed. Ice cream, bread. Meat is still frozen thank goodness. I have her call a relative while I pack it up and now she is going to store it for now. But if I had just said whatever when she would not tell me the problem we would have had a freezer full of spoiled meat tomorrow. Because she cant just answer a question. Hope you like having half the shit you have now... |
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Post by Heartbreaker on Sept 7, 2022 1:25:09 GMT -5
If you want us to be your therapist, can you at least pay us?
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Post by tirtefaa on Sept 7, 2022 2:01:51 GMT -5
Next time she says "Nothing." just cheerfully respond "Okay.".
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Post by Ryback on a Pole! on Sept 7, 2022 2:30:35 GMT -5
I remember my first wife. 16 happy years. Then I met her
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Post by Demented on Sept 7, 2022 2:37:21 GMT -5
If you want us to be your therapist, can you at least pay us? Wait... we can get paid?
Son of a...
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Cranjis McBasketball
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Sept 7, 2022 2:44:18 GMT -5
You know what you need? A little thing called Love Is, it's about two naked 8 year olds who married.
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Sept 7, 2022 2:45:44 GMT -5
I remember my first wife. 16 happy years. Then I met her My ex-wife misses me. But her aim is getting better! |
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Cranjis McBasketball
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Sept 7, 2022 2:51:23 GMT -5
Not a wife or a girlfriend, but a female roommate. I bought my own place, she came along because, well, I'd do anything for her. I started talking about getting a dog. My roommate, who basically lived off me, got it into her head I was too irresponsible for a dog. Despite my long running job, home and paying her rent...so she decides to volunteer us (me) to dogsit to show me how I can't do it. . Part way through this demonstration, I had to rush back home from my family dinner because she couldn't cook food because the dog wouldn't stop looking at her...anyway, my 15 year old dog is now laying at my feet snoring away, no idea where the roommate is.
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Post by clifford on Sept 7, 2022 6:17:03 GMT -5
OP: why didn't you check the freezer when you discovered your ice cream cone was melted...
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Sept 7, 2022 15:57:30 GMT -5
i feel your pain...
when ever i go through the exact same thing (about 3 to 4 times a month) after she says "it's nothing" i respond with "well, i tried" and walk away. it seems to be the only workable solution.
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Post by XIII on Sept 7, 2022 16:08:47 GMT -5
This dude about to start a new chapter of NO MA’AM over a melted ice cream cone. Damn.
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Post by GodzillaIsMyMonster on Sept 7, 2022 16:10:51 GMT -5
Yea... seems like you need real help and not sarcastic advice from random online people.
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Post by DASH 243✅ on Sept 7, 2022 18:05:55 GMT -5
Yea... seems like you need real help and not sarcastic advice from random online people. Sounds like he needs a new freezer |
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Sept 7, 2022 18:22:55 GMT -5
I misread it as My wife's ibs
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Post by Rumble McSkirmish on Sept 7, 2022 18:49:06 GMT -5
I remember my first wife. 16 happy years. Then I met her My ex-wife misses me. But her aim is getting better! Her aim is getting better! Ya see, it's funny, because marriage is terrible! |
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Post by Natural Born Farmer on Sept 7, 2022 18:53:22 GMT -5
Sometimes I feel strange about being my age and not being married. Then I read posts like this and I'm like "ohhhhhhh, that's right".
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El Pollo Guerrera
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Post by El Pollo Guerrera on Sept 7, 2022 22:51:18 GMT -5
I misread it as My wife's ibs See, I thought it was "My wif's abs" and was hoping for pictures... |
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Post by Malcolm on Sept 7, 2022 23:49:25 GMT -5
I remember my first wife. 16 happy years. Then I met her My ex-wife misses me. But her aim is getting better! You see, these jokes are funny because marriage is terrible. |
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