Demented
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by Demented on Sept 8, 2022 1:45:41 GMT -5
My ex-wife misses me. But her aim is getting better! You see, these jokes are funny because marriage is terrible.
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Sept 8, 2022 10:58:55 GMT -5
I misread it as My wife's ibs Well, that’d be giving him shit too.
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Post by Killah Ray on Sept 8, 2022 11:21:11 GMT -5
Bruh if it's to that point, seems like both of you need to either see a real counselor or a lawyer......
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Post by xCompackx on Sept 8, 2022 11:33:55 GMT -5
Sounds like the only thing not thawed is your wife's heart.
See, lawyer won't give you comedy gold like that.
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Post by Feyrhausen on Sept 8, 2022 11:48:36 GMT -5
And so she just called. She brought the food to my parents house the other night and put it in their freezer. They were out of town and just got home. She didnt close the door properly so everything is ruined.
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Moppy
Samurai Cop
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Post by Moppy on Sept 8, 2022 16:05:13 GMT -5
Wait, a second freezer?! Why are all these problems so specifically freezer-related? Damn, now I'm invested
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Post by Fake Jesus on Sept 8, 2022 16:39:19 GMT -5
My mother in law said
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Post by xCompackx on Sept 8, 2022 16:50:55 GMT -5
Y'know, I've always wondered this, do folks check to make sure the fridge is closed before leaving the house or is it a "I trust it's closed" thing.
Of course, I ask this as someone who has OCD so I check everything before leaving the house.
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Post by Limity (BLM) on Sept 8, 2022 16:53:41 GMT -5
This is a thread about two angry people that are just bad at everything.
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Post by dirtyoldman on Sept 8, 2022 17:00:16 GMT -5
There's some sitcom material here
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Sept 8, 2022 17:50:17 GMT -5
Yea... seems like you need real help and not sarcastic advice from random online people. I have never agreed with you so hard
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Gecko
Grimlock
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Post by Gecko on Sept 8, 2022 18:01:22 GMT -5
There's some sitcom material here Either that or a super villain origin story.
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Post by bibboid on Sept 8, 2022 21:51:58 GMT -5
A thread to bitch about our wives? I don’t think I should go there. If I let that floodgate open I don’t think it will ever be able to close.
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Glitch
Grimlock
Not Going To Die; Childs, we're goin' out to give Blair the test. If he tries to make it back here and we're not with him... burn him.
Watching you.
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Post by Glitch on Sept 8, 2022 22:08:49 GMT -5
Ah, women. Ammirite fellas?! *Elbow nudges people around me who aren't smiling.*
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Post by Ishmeal Loves BBL Bayley on Sept 8, 2022 22:22:27 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Sept 8, 2022 22:35:09 GMT -5
hahahaha what the f*** is this
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Jumpin' Jesse Walsh
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Post by Jumpin' Jesse Walsh on Sept 8, 2022 22:42:42 GMT -5
I read the thread title as My wife's IBS and now I'm disappointed.
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Cranjis McBasketball
Crow T. Robot
Knew what the hell that thing was supposed to be
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Sept 8, 2022 23:59:46 GMT -5
Yea... seems like you need real help and not sarcastic advice from random online people. His wife is probably the one who needs the actual help....
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Post by Banjo Is Broken on Sept 9, 2022 1:53:44 GMT -5
Your wife has a Bachelor of Science degree? Wow good for her.
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SmashTV
Dennis Stamp
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Post by SmashTV on Sept 9, 2022 2:32:29 GMT -5
Pfftthhh....dames!
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