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Post by Jacy Jayne Atomic Dog AMV on Sept 8, 2022 9:59:09 GMT -5
Dude (authors note: this one is so my style) WHAT'S WITH THE GOD DAMNASHTON KUTCHER SHIT
So like can we talk about the time Phil Brooks took a break from being CM Punk and in stepped in the WWE legend that never was, Bamshton Kutcher? 2006 hit everyone like a train in its own way (IE: oh my god look at how huge Ken Doane is what the hell) but CM Punk promos from this period are like somewhere between a catfish and a sexy emo hostage. Can you f***ing imagine if YOU GOT PUNKED stuck with him on the main roster? Imagine if THAT'S what he said to Shannon Moore. Also god rewatching these it hit me why I hate when Shayna Baszler shoves the phrase LIMB BY LIMB in to every promo. It's literally her YOU GOT PUNKED.
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Post by Hypnosis on Sept 9, 2022 7:46:11 GMT -5
"And I just wish...you were here right now.........so I could SHAKE.....YOUR.....HAAAAND!"
He came off like CM Drunk in that second promo.
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Post by Jacy Jayne Atomic Dog AMV on Sept 9, 2022 10:15:09 GMT -5
"And I just wish...you were here right now.........so I could SHAKE.....YOUR.....HAAAAND!" He came off like CM Drunk in that second promo. The best part is like I wanna ask who wrote that for him but CM PUNK WAS LITERALLY ON OVW CREATIVE
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Post by Deleted on Sept 9, 2022 11:29:21 GMT -5
... whys his goatee so uneven in the second one... also you can actually see the existential crisis he had on delivering his catchphrase
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Post by XIII on Sept 9, 2022 15:36:49 GMT -5
Dude looks like he got into Taker’s mascara drawer in that second one.
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Post by SneakMan on Sept 10, 2022 0:24:25 GMT -5
I believe this was also around the time Punk was trying to bulk up and become more muscular and just ended up looking really puffy as a result.
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Post by Jacy Jayne Atomic Dog AMV on Sept 10, 2022 0:35:03 GMT -5
I believe this was also around the time Punk was trying to bulk up and become more muscular and just ended up looking really puffy as a result. Dude was absurdly oiled like all the time too.
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Post by nm on Sept 10, 2022 0:40:44 GMT -5
But before the match, Albright and Doane got into what we like to call a "locker room confrontation"
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Post by David-Arquette was in WCW 2000 on Sept 10, 2022 0:47:46 GMT -5
I believe this was also around the time Punk was trying to bulk up and become more muscular and just ended up looking really puffy as a result. Dude looked like he was on Dbol. Notorious for that puffy look. He's straight edge so I guess that extends to steroids.. but in his mind he 'had to' be bigger, so who knows. He could have just been stuffing his face with the wrong foods. Reminds me of Michaels, though, when he got a bit chubby in 1993 and then was busted for steroid use.
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