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Post by King Devitt and the Woke Mob on Sept 12, 2022 20:28:19 GMT -5
We're long overdue for another King of the Road match. Only it's a truck driver (played by Kevin Owens) who steals his MITB briefcase, and Austin Theory is chasing him (on foot b/c he's a big dumb) the entire time. I'm thinking 4 to 5 vignettes over the course of the night. Owens stops at a truck stop station to fill up on gas, we cut to Theory about 50 miles away still chasing him on foot. Owens gets a hotel for the night. Theory is about 250 miles away chasing him on foot still. Owens wakes up, has complimentary breakfast, calls his family, washes and cleans his truck, changes the tires, and gets back on the road again. Theory is crawling on hands and knees down the road, this time about 500 miles away. Cars keep passing him, one even offers to give him a lift, but he's too stupid to take the offer, and says he has to catch the son of a bitch who took his briefcase. This causes the driver to look at him like he's a moron (rightfully so) and get back in their car and leave. Eventually Owens shows up to the arena with the briefcase. Theory is like 4 states away at this point. Kevin Owens wins the King of the Road match. And also wins the MITB briefcase by default (even though it wasn't on the line) b/c Theory is a goober, and doesn't know any better.
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Post by tirtefaa on Sept 12, 2022 20:38:10 GMT -5
Ravioli Eating Contest with Special Guest Referee Kevin Nash
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Post by greyfmdan on Sept 12, 2022 21:38:55 GMT -5
How extreme is taking a nap? so less extreme than that. Hey, I’d be about some extreme napping myself.
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Sept 12, 2022 23:37:59 GMT -5
Like doing 31 in a 30mph zone extreme. Mike Bennett return confirmed. With his surprise partner…Matt Taven.
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Post by Big DSR Energy on Sept 12, 2022 23:44:51 GMT -5
Mike Bennett return confirmed. With his surprise partner…Matt Taven. TAVEN IS GREAT! STOP BEING MEAN TO HIM!
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Sept 12, 2022 23:50:55 GMT -5
With his surprise partner…Matt Taven. TAVEN IS GREAT! STOP BEING MEAN TO HIM! Relax and have a couple of scoops of his favorite ice cream:
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Post by Big DSR Energy on Sept 12, 2022 23:52:44 GMT -5
TAVEN IS GREAT! STOP BEING MEAN TO HIM! Relax and have a couple of scoops of his favorite ice cream: Vanilla is a great flavor! STOP BEING MEAN TO VANILLA!
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Post by XIII on Sept 13, 2022 8:43:01 GMT -5
Miz v. Lumis in the second ever Chamber of Horrors match!
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Post by Celexa Bliss on Sept 13, 2022 18:36:57 GMT -5
I demand the return of the Horror Show at Extreme Rules!
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Sept 13, 2022 19:30:26 GMT -5
This time Rey gets castrated
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Post by fw91 on Sept 13, 2022 19:36:26 GMT -5
With probably no Roman, I think a Riddle/Rollins 3 stages of hell can be a great main event in lieu of a title match.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 13, 2022 21:39:45 GMT -5
I demand the return of the Horror Show at Extreme Rules! I actually kinda liked those little taglines they gave some of the PPVs a couple years ago, like Clash of Champions: Gold Rush and Survivor Series: Best of the Best.
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Post by HisRoyalGreeness on Sept 14, 2022 13:16:23 GMT -5
We're long overdue for another King of the Road match. Speaking of that match, it’s always baffled me that at a show called Uncensored, being marketed as an especially violent event, Rhodes and Darsow got fired for getting color in that match. What?!?
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Post by The Heartbreak TWERK on Sept 14, 2022 13:18:34 GMT -5
It'll be so extreme that they change the name to WrestleMania Extreme Rules.
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Post by Hulk With A Mustache on Sept 14, 2022 13:50:08 GMT -5
We're long overdue for another King of the Road match. Speaking of that match, it’s always baffled me that at a show called Uncensored, being marketed as an especially violent event, Rhodes and Darsow got fired for getting color in that match. What?!? Forget it, Jake; it’s WCW.
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Post by Lizuka #BLM on Sept 14, 2022 14:34:08 GMT -5
I'm guessing they'll lean harder on the gimmicks this year since Roman isn't working it.
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Post by MiLB Fan on Sept 14, 2022 14:38:27 GMT -5
We're long overdue for another King of the Road match. Speaking of that match, it’s always baffled me that at a show called Uncensored, being marketed as an especially violent event, Rhodes and Darsow got fired for getting color in that match. What?!? This was the same show that had a match end in a disqualification despite Tony and Bobby’s frequent cries of “IT’S UNCENSORED!” It was early-1995 WCW, not much else to say.
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Post by ThankGodForSidJustice on Sept 14, 2022 16:19:08 GMT -5
I hope they have more gimmick matches this year. It should be like WCW Uncensored where everything was some wacky stipulation match. It was kind ridiculous how last year they only had one gimmick match (Roman against Balor) and then everything else regular matches on a show called Extreme Rules. Like even Liv and Carmella should've had like a "Beauty Parlor" Match or something out there like that as IIRC their whole feud was centered around who was prettier.
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Post by Rudy Gobert Weather Machine on Sept 14, 2022 16:36:08 GMT -5
SLUTS EVERYWHERE
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Post by chronocross on Sept 14, 2022 16:47:15 GMT -5
I'm surprised Roman never defended the title in a ladder match or did he? If Jeff Hardy was still around and in good health, it would have been a great match to have along the way.
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