AEW Dynamite thread 9/14 - GRAND SLAM SEMIFINALS

[Final Countdown Jones]

Sept 14, 2022 19:45:50 GMT -5 Zone Was Wrong said:

Sept 14, 2022 19:44:19 GMT -5 Final Countdown Jones said:

At least with that group I got lots of mileage out of cracking Vampire: The Masquerade larp jokes about them thanks to Drew's cool coat. The best material for this squad is just rehashed Sonjay Dutt steroid jokes from 2004

Almost wish I had been watching then just for those jokes. Anything for more Vampire: the Masquerade references.

When your crew is a Lasombra who's just hanging onto the weirdos until he gets a chance to break out, a Ventrue who acts like the worst student council rat you've ever seen, and a Toreador who you're secretly planning on hiring an Aasimite to diablerise the f*** out of just because his player is the most annoying f***ing guy ever.

[Denny Zen is Cooking™]

Sept 14, 2022 19:43:41 GMT -5 Captain Stud Muffin (BLM) said:

Sept 14, 2022 19:42:52 GMT -5 Denny Zen is Cooking™ said:

Feels like Lethal has ascended the throne of most disproportionately disliked dude on FAN.

I’ll be honest, I kind of like the dude. He always has really good matches.

As a wrestler he hasn't been that dude since he cut his braids 

As a person, yeah he is shitty

I didn’t really watch much of his work in his “prime,” but I’ve enjoyed him in AEW so far.

As far as being a terrible person, I always see him lumped in with the Riddles, Scurlls, and Velveteen Dreams of the world, but I don’t recall there ever really being any accusations against him even approaching that level. Isn’t it just hearsay-type allegations that Taeler Hendrix “turned down his advances,” and she perceived that her push got killed because of that?

I’m not saying using a position of influence to sexually pressure somebody isn’t serious, but if that’s really the ONLY allegation against Lethal, and it’s never exactly been corroborated, I’m not sure I agree with lumping him into that group.

[Alice Syndrome]

While I'm complaining about Lethal:

His theme is possibly the most phoned in Mikey Rukus has done for AEW.

It's just Matt Harry's Ghost Town theme with a bunch of shit added on to make it sound more like Push It by Static X. Even though you could definitely just pay the surviving members of Static X for the actual song.

[lildude8218]

Aubrey making sure she was looking directly into the camera just then

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That Snare Trap counter was f***ing awesome though

[Susan "Poison" Candy]

Nice counter

[Fade]

Mercifully

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Sept 14, 2022 19:47:35 GMT -5 Captain Stud Muffin (BLM) said:

Time to wrap this match up

That Snare Trap Counter ruled I'll take that to a grave lol

[Captain Stud Muffin (BLM)]

Well, that was a match

[Gremlin]

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[Zone Was Wrong]

Sept 14, 2022 19:48:04 GMT -5 Final Countdown Jones said:

Sept 14, 2022 19:45:50 GMT -5 Zone Was Wrong said:

Almost wish I had been watching then just for those jokes. Anything for more Vampire: the Masquerade references.

When your crew is a Lasombra who's just hanging onto the weirdos until he gets a chance to break out, a Ventrue who acts like the worst student council rat you've ever seen, and a Toreador who you're secretly planning on hiring an Aasimite to diablerise the f*** out of just because his player is the most annoying f***ing guy ever.

I live for this.

[bob]

[Celexa Bliss]

Jungle Boy wins, saving FAN from yet another riot.

Come on Storm Goddesses, make it 3 for 3...

[kingoftheindies]

solid enough match. could have done without it though

[lildude8218]

Hook and the Fatman

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Sept 14, 2022 19:49:01 GMT -5 Captain Stud Muffin (BLM) said:

Well, that was a match

No one was gonna like it because they hate Lethal that much but like it was fine? I thought the ending picked up pretty well and the finish was unique

But at least he won and that was it, no beatdown or anything

[Deleted]

Oh my god that sucked

[Injustice45]

Scorpio "Tekken 8 looks like shit" Sky

[Hypnosis]

Hook and Action Bronson training time!

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Action Bronson is actually a terrifying looking dude... I wouldnt wanna fight him lol