Post by WoodStoner1 on Sept 17, 2022 9:03:39 GMT -5
I totally forgot I did this. It basically began when someone wondered if a fake Ambrose would return for "Shield: A New Beginning." Then...
In another continuity: Dean Ambrose should also now be able to invade the dreams of other Superstars. Renee Young seems to defeat him once and for all by pulling him back to the real world. But he comes back and puts his brain into Roman and gets him to do his Dirty Deeds. When Roman and Bayley stop him, he goes to an asylum to torment the Last of the Wyatt Family Kids. But gets defeated when John Saxon finds Mitch the Plant in a junkyard and buries it with holy water. But...Dean doesn't die and kills the last of the Wyatts, except Sister Abigail who becomes the new Dream Master. Dean tries to come back in Abigail's unborn child, but fails. Next movie has nothing to do with any of this, and we find out that Liv Morgan is really the daughter Dean never mentioned. We also find out Alice Cooper was Dean's father. Then Vince Russo takes over the script and decides everything we saw in these movies was fake, except what we're watching RIGHT NOW, which is real. So Renee Young is really real life Renee Young and everything in the WWE was just a show. BUT! An ancient demon also named Dean Ambrose was kept in line because WWE wrote about Johnny Good playing a guy named Dean Ambrose. Renee needs to play Renee one more time to stop him once and for all. Then....Michael Bay does a remake with a fake Shield guy from the indies.
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James Fabiano James Fabiano • 3 years ago • edited
But why stop? In another universe...Dean Ambrose also was found to put Dirty Deeds on his sister when he was 7 years old. Because he didn't listen to WWE DVDs and tried this at home, his parents put him in an insane asylum. 14 years later, he escapes and came home to Cincinnati, randomly stalking Bayley and putting Dirty Deeds on all her friends. He wears a sheet and glasses and calls himself the Titty Master to do this at one point. Seth Rollins, his psychiatrist, is out to stop him and when he finally does, a traumatized Bayley asks, "Was that the Boogeyman?" Then Marty Wright jumps out and says, "NO! I'M THE BOOGEYMAN! AND I'M COMING TO GET YOU!!!" This is the distraction Dean needs to disappear despite being pushed down a balcony. Dean shows up again and keeps stalking Bayley, but this time her and Rollins seem to stop him for good. Shield III has nothing to do with any of this and gets no views on the Network as a result. But it is best known for TV commercials people watch where they keep playing Steven Regal's Man's Man song. So Shield IV is The Return of Dean Ambrose. Now, he is stalking his niece Liv Morgan. Between this and Shield V, we find out later in Shield: The Curse of Dean Ambrose that the Shield was actually a cult that compelled Dean to stalk all his female relatives. But...we forget all this happened and jump to Shield: H20 where Bayley is alive again and is being stalked again. BTW, Bayley? She's really Dean's sister. We think she Bayley to Bayley suplexes Dean and stops him, but it was the Titty Master disguised as Dean, and the real Dean Dirty Deeds Bayley and stalks the set of Total Divas. R-Truth is the one who gets to stop Dean once and for all. Until Rob Zombie decides to remake the franchise, except it's Dean's CZW days pretty much. Then NONE of this happened and we're right back to Dean vs. Bayley in 2018.
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James Fabiano James Fabiano • 3 years ago • edited
But why stop? In another universe...Dean Ambrose also was found to put Dirty Deeds on his sister when he was 7 years old. Because he didn't listen to WWE DVDs and tried this at home, his parents put him in an insane asylum. 14 years later, he escapes and came home to Cincinnati, randomly stalking Bayley and putting Dirty Deeds on all her friends. He wears a sheet and glasses and calls himself the Titty Master to do this at one point. Seth Rollins, his psychiatrist, is out to stop him and when he finally does, a traumatized Bayley asks, "Was that the Boogeyman?" Then Marty Wright jumps out and says, "NO! I'M THE BOOGEYMAN! AND I'M COMING TO GET YOU!!!" This is the distraction Dean needs to disappear despite being pushed down a balcony. Dean shows up again and keeps stalking Bayley, but this time her and Rollins seem to stop him for good. Shield III has nothing to do with any of this and gets no views on the Network as a result. But it is best known for TV commercials people watch where they keep playing Steven Regal's Man's Man song. So Shield IV is The Return of Dean Ambrose. Now, he is stalking his niece Liv Morgan. Between this and Shield V, we find out later in Shield: The Curse of Dean Ambrose that the Shield was actually a cult that compelled Dean to stalk all his female relatives. But...we forget all this happened and jump to Shield: H20 where Bayley is alive again and is being stalked again. BTW, Bayley? She's really Dean's sister. We think she Bayley to Bayley suplexes Dean and stops him, but it was the Titty Master disguised as Dean, and the real Dean Dirty Deeds Bayley and stalks the set of Total Divas. R-Truth is the one who gets to stop Dean once and for all. Until Rob Zombie decides to remake the franchise, except it's Dean's CZW days pretty much. Then NONE of this happened and we're right back to Dean vs. Bayley in 2018.