Braun Strowman has Austin Theory's phone number.

[Lizuka #BLM]

Do you think he just knew it himself or that he got it from a mutual acquaintance?

Either way I very much enjoyed Theory and Otis happily shooting the shit while Gable stood there horrified.

[Rudy Gobert Weather Machine]

Border patrol said you can't come in but you got one phone call

[Fade]

austin: hey u up?
Braun: yes
austin: thinking of you
Braun: ❤️❤️😍

[Deleted]

Braun's a dumbass IRL, but him in WWE just feels so right and natural. I like what they're doing with him.

[Perd]

555-6482 was pretry easy to guess.
  B. (MITB)
                     

[The Legend of Groose]

He got the phone number from Kevin Nash.

[Finish Uncle Muffin’s Story]

I'd like to think that wrestlers having a match the next week just threaten and harass each other through text messages and phone calls all that week and we never hear about it because it's just a tool of the trade.

[ayumidah]

Haha I spent too much time last night trying to figure this out.

[XIII]

File photo of the unsolicited dick pic that Braun sent Theory

SPOILER: Click to show

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["Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay]

Sept 27, 2022 16:07:08 GMT -5 Finish Uncle Muffin’s Story said:

I'd like to think that wrestlers having a match the next week just threaten and harass each other through text messages and phone calls all that week and we never hear about it because it's just a tool of the trade.

'As you know King this rivalry began when Austin was the only one of our 367 active wrestlers not to sign Braun's birthday card and his singing was off key when they gave him the cake...'

[YAKMAN is ICHIBAN]

RAAAAAWWWWRRRRR

*rips white pages in half*

Oh wait I need his number.

*gets some tape*



(This joke works a lot better 20-30 years ago)