Cranjis McBasketball
Crow T. Robot
Knew what the hell that thing was supposed to be
Peace Love and Nothing But
Posts: 42,407
|
Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Sept 16, 2024 17:53:16 GMT -5
I know this won’t do any good, but for the 90th time, Prime hydration and Prime energy are separate products. Prime hydration does not contain caffeine. They're variations of drinks. That they may be!
|
|
|
Post by Jedi-El of Tomorrow on Sept 16, 2024 18:23:34 GMT -5
This f***er has Prime Hydration thinking he would break into the sports drink market for a long period of time, thinking it would be easy to take down Gatorade and Powerade. Now he's thinking he can make a dent in the lunch market against got-dang Lunchables.
What's next?
|
|
krozor
Don Corleone
Posts: 1,426
|
Post by krozor on Sept 16, 2024 18:32:56 GMT -5
Mr. Beast climbing to the top turnbuckle and hitting a perfect Sky Twister Press through the announce table on The Miz, all the while his expression never changing: that lifeless smile in place, those dead eyes unblinking.
|
|
Cranjis McBasketball
Crow T. Robot
Knew what the hell that thing was supposed to be
Peace Love and Nothing But
Posts: 42,407
|
Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Sept 16, 2024 19:04:58 GMT -5
This f***er has Prime Hydration thinking he would break into the sports drink market for a long period of time, thinking it would be easy to take down Gatorade and Powerade. Now he's thinking he can make a dent in the lunch market against got-dang Lunchables. What's next? BioSteel went tits up almost immediately, even with the thousands of dollars they might have made with an NHL partnership. Which, featured an hilarious commercial featuring all the awesome things NHL players could do being full of BioSteel, excepting that the partnership begun in the off season, meaning all the NHL highlights showed happened when Gatorade was the drink and all the goalies had Gatorade bottles on the net.
|
|
|
Post by MrElijah on Sept 16, 2024 19:34:29 GMT -5
This f***er has Prime Hydration thinking he would break into the sports drink market for a long period of time, thinking it would be easy to take down Gatorade and Powerade. Now he's thinking he can make a dent in the lunch market against got-dang Lunchables. What's next? A chain of restaurants that serve low quality food at unreasonable nom competitive prices.
|
|
Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
Surviving
Posts: 29,331
|
Post by Sephiroth on Sept 16, 2024 19:52:33 GMT -5
This f***er has Prime Hydration thinking he would break into the sports drink market for a long period of time, thinking it would be easy to take down Gatorade and Powerade. Now he's thinking he can make a dent in the lunch market against got-dang Lunchables. What's next? A chain of restaurants that serve low quality food at unreasonable nom competitive prices. You don’t want t to go up against Denny’s
|
|
|
Post by Ash Kingston on Sept 16, 2024 23:58:37 GMT -5
A chain of restaurants that serve low quality food at unreasonable nom competitive prices. You don’t want t to go up against Denny’s I dunno, I've never seen someone be shanked in the Denny's parking lot by the Denny's itself. And I really kinda want to.
|
|
Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
Surviving
Posts: 29,331
|
Post by Sephiroth on Sept 17, 2024 11:39:55 GMT -5
You don’t want t to go up against Denny’s I dunno, I've never seen someone be shanked in the Denny's parking lot by the Denny's itself. And I really kinda want to. Don’t forget IHOP and Waffle House
|
|
The Foreigner™: PreSZN
Don Corleone
They wanna talk? Well what they talkin bout? I see them runnin they mouth but they ain't talkin loud
Posts: 1,292
|
Post by The Foreigner™: PreSZN on Sept 17, 2024 16:20:14 GMT -5
Fun fact: Lunchly has a section in its website that says by using it you waive your right to a class action lawsuit (probably wouldn't hold up in court, but still) lunchly.com/policies/terms-of-service (section 21)
|
|
UN PLOMBIER NIGHTMARE #blm
Fry's dog Seymour
Sponsored by Arizona Green Tea/Peanuts But Only At Baseball Stadiums/Biscuits Cat Adoption Agency
Posts: 24,690
|
Post by UN PLOMBIER NIGHTMARE #blm on Sept 17, 2024 16:20:59 GMT -5
Fun fact: Lunchly has a section in its website that says by using it you waive your right to a class action lawsuit (probably wouldn't hold up in court, but still) lunchly.com/policies/terms-of-service (section 21) nice try. i'll sue you if you don't eat this. eat the nacho
|
|
khali
Dennis Stamp
Posts: 4,891
|
Post by khali on Sept 17, 2024 16:28:36 GMT -5
My favorite part is not the variation of food thing but that the pizza option is called “The Pizza” while none of the others have quotes around them. Look, we can’t give you pizza but we can give you “pizza.”
|
|
|
Post by Zombie Mod on Sept 17, 2024 16:37:01 GMT -5
Fun fact: Lunchly has a section in its website that says by using it you waive your right to a class action lawsuit (probably wouldn't hold up in court, but still) lunchly.com/policies/terms-of-service (section 21) that's disney evil!
|
|
|
Post by Rudy Gobert Weather Machine on Sept 17, 2024 16:38:31 GMT -5
WHAT A GREAT SIGN 😭
|
|
|
Post by The Heartbreak TWERK on Sept 17, 2024 17:08:06 GMT -5
Fun fact: Lunchly has a section in its website that says by using it you waive your right to a class action lawsuit (probably wouldn't hold up in court, but still) lunchly.com/policies/terms-of-service (section 21) By "using it"? That means eat it! This is not normal. The Youtuber-fication of food and beverages needs to stop.
|
|
|
Post by Final Countdown Jones on Sept 17, 2024 17:10:01 GMT -5
I love feeding my child things that I have to waive rights to a class action lawsuit to consume!
|
|
The Foreigner™: PreSZN
Don Corleone
They wanna talk? Well what they talkin bout? I see them runnin they mouth but they ain't talkin loud
Posts: 1,292
|
Post by The Foreigner™: PreSZN on Sept 17, 2024 17:34:24 GMT -5
Fun fact: Lunchly has a section in its website that says by using it you waive your right to a class action lawsuit (probably wouldn't hold up in court, but still) lunchly.com/policies/terms-of-service (section 21) By "using it"? That means eat it! This is not normal. The Youtuber-fication of food and beverages needs to stop. "Using it" in this case means the website, but I think that's part of what will make it shaky on legal grounds (a plaintiff could reasonably claim to have purchased the product from a retailer without ever visiting the website) The terms of use also covers "services" and "products" from the company but I think that's similarly nebulous
|
|
Dub H
Crow T. Robot
Captain Pixel: the Game Master
I ❤ Aniki
Posts: 48,468
|
Post by Dub H on Sept 17, 2024 17:51:56 GMT -5
I know this won’t do any good, but for the 90th time, Prime hydration and Prime energy are separate products. Prime hydration does not contain caffeine. And for the 90th time it doesnt matter since the marketing is made to purposely have the consumer mix up both
|
|
|
Post by A Platypus Rave is Correct on Sept 18, 2024 0:36:59 GMT -5
..a Variation of food? So not food... something potentially food adjacent....
|
|
|
Post by A Platypus Rave is Correct on Sept 18, 2024 2:11:13 GMT -5
Also they are advertising the sodium on their boxes as "Electrolytes"
|
|
schma
El Dandy
Who are you to doubt me?
Posts: 7,551
|
Post by schma on Sept 18, 2024 7:52:51 GMT -5
Also they are advertising the sodium on their boxes as "Electrolytes" It's got what kids crave. Kids crave electrolytes.
|
|