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Post by Hulkshi Tanahashi on Oct 6, 2022 12:25:48 GMT -5
Since I made a thread about the 20th Anniversary for the gayest month in WWE history (which you can see here: officialfan.proboards.com/thread/623055/gay-september-20th-anniversary ), I decided to make one for the other incredibly offensive storyline from the fall of 2002. This one had necrophilia and a huge continuity error in Kane’s backstory. So, let’s hear it for everyone’s favorite dead cheerleader.
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Oct 6, 2022 12:31:31 GMT -5
My mom made me go to bed before this came on cause I had school the next day, lol.
Thanks mom!
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Post by I'm Team Bayley and Indi on Oct 6, 2022 12:32:07 GMT -5
"I love the smell of formaldehyde in the morning"
Some top quality stuff right there
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Post by TWERKIN' MAGGLE on Oct 6, 2022 12:34:16 GMT -5
Listen pal, if you wanna marry my daughter, I need to make sure you can f***! So, let me show you how to f*** this mannequin, pal!
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Post by "Evil Brood" Jackson Vanik on Oct 6, 2022 12:38:23 GMT -5
It's so weird to go back and watch it. Not only is it horrible but it's so out of place. It's barely mentioned on the show. Kane doesn't acknowledge the skit. Vince just really wanted to do it and they sort of just moved on from it.
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Post by Jacy Jayne Atomic Dog AMV on Oct 6, 2022 12:38:51 GMT -5
The part no one mentions is that not only did Triple H f*** a corpse but he went like 10 full minutes doing so that felt like 30 cause of course he did dude even the necrophilia goes broadway
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Post by lucas_lee on Oct 6, 2022 12:41:34 GMT -5
The worst part of this, was there was a real life funeral going on in the next room and they were told by the director to keep the noise down. I'm wondering if Trips was grunting too hard or was Vince laughing too hard.
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Post by Jindrak Mark on Oct 6, 2022 12:55:13 GMT -5
The worst part of this, was there was a real life funeral going on in the next room and they were told by the director to keep the noise down. I'm wondering if Trips was grunting too hard or was Vince laughing too hard. HHH was on a radio show years ago (it might have been Stern) describing this and it's hilarious. Him, Stephanie and a bunch of other writers were trying to convince Vince to just drop the whole thing but he was insistent. He thought it would be great and demanded HHH give it his all. Just the thought of Vince directing HHH like he's f***ing Stanley Kubrick. "f*** the corpse harder, dammit! I want to believe it!"
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Post by TWERKIN' MAGGLE on Oct 6, 2022 12:56:50 GMT -5
The part no one mentions is that not only did Triple H f*** a corpse but he went like 10 full minutes doing so that felt like 30 cause of course he did dude even the necrophilia goes broadway I'm going 20 minutes, you call USA Network and you tell them to extend the f***ing overrun, no one is cutting into MY TIME.
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Oct 6, 2022 13:01:25 GMT -5
Triple H accused Kane of necrophilia and I legit didn't watch any wrestling for 2 years
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Post by Push R Truth on Oct 6, 2022 13:01:43 GMT -5
If at any point in life the answer to any question is "now go f@#$ that corpse", you've made some moderately regrettable decisions.
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Post by Jacy Jayne Atomic Dog AMV on Oct 6, 2022 13:05:18 GMT -5
The worst part of this, was there was a real life funeral going on in the next room and they were told by the director to keep the noise down. I'm wondering if Trips was grunting too hard or was Vince laughing too hard. Live footage of the funeral on the other side of the wall
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Oct 6, 2022 13:23:06 GMT -5
For a second I thought Katie's shirt had 'Ho' written on it, and was like, how many times can we insult this poor mannequin?
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Post by Wieners=$$$ on Oct 6, 2022 15:19:34 GMT -5
It's so weird to go back and watch it. Not only is it horrible but it's so out of place. It's barely mentioned on the show. Kane doesn't acknowledge the skit. Vince just really wanted to do it and they sort of just moved on from it. Yeah, I remember the match on PPV and Lawler alluded to the allegations, and JR told him to shut the f*** up immediately. That was the extent of them following up on one of the worst wrestling vignettes ever.
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Post by Hulkshi Tanahashi on Oct 6, 2022 15:22:57 GMT -5
Also, this was all done to hype up a match where Kane was trying to hold a Triple Crown at the same time.
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Post by EZ: Brainy Bae on Oct 6, 2022 15:45:05 GMT -5
I vividly remember going to WWE.com for the results and there was a big "KANE'S SECRET PAST?" headline with the mannequin like it was an update for the DC Sniper. I don't remember necrophilia being mentioned so even the website writers thought better.
My pre-teen reaction was 1) wat and 2) laughing my ass off imagining Kane in high school
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Post by chazraps on Oct 6, 2022 16:07:53 GMT -5
Is this still intact on the Peacock version?
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Post by James Fabiano on Oct 6, 2022 16:42:01 GMT -5
What's scary is, if you watch the original version of the skit, the punchline got a pop actually.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Oct 6, 2022 16:50:28 GMT -5
Time to break out an old photoshop:
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Post by jason1980s on Oct 6, 2022 16:52:55 GMT -5
Triple H accused Kane of necrophilia and I legit didn't watch any wrestling for 2 years I stopped watching completely aside from a few weeks channel changing around 2011. Just totally disgusting, typical Vince childish garbage.
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