So, There Is A Monster In Your Basement...

[Banjo Is Broken]

Ever since we were all kids, we've known that there was a monster in the basement. It's just a fact.

The question is, what kind of monster is in your basement? Is it a huge scary ogreish type of monster? An evil clown type monster? A troll? A gremlin? The kind of monster that lives in the refrigerator behind the mayonnaise next to the ketchup and to the left of the coleslaw?

My monster is a mutated reptilian creature that formed in the sewers and found his way up through that nasty broken toilet in the basement. That must be the reason it smells like wet, soggy ass down there. He's probably a good reason for us all to take better care of our toilets. Even the ones hidden in the corner of the basement that we all use exclusively to take our most heinous dumps.

But what kind of monster is in your basement?

[thechase]

I have Batman in my basement.

[mcmahonfan85]

i don't have a basement

[BayleyTiffyCodyCenaJudyHopps]

As a monster myself, the basement is an unfair stereotype against us. Sometimes we’re upstairs in attics, very well maintained attics in fact.

[G✇JI☈A]

I didn’t know my house had a basement. Hope there is some wine done there.

[Push R Truth]

I had a mummy that was somehow both in the closet by the shower and downstairs by the furnace. Not 2 mummies, just one that existed in 2 places at once.


Also grey aliens were around every corner outside about 8 seconds after sundown.

[Allie Kitsune]

Banjo, please get out of my basement.

We served you the eviction papers 3 months ago.

[Confused Mark Wahlberg]

If there's a monster in my basement, it ain't none of my business.

If homey leaves me alone, I'll do the same for it.

[Gremlin]

There are no basements where I live but I have seen plenty of Creepies in the Crawlspace.

[WoodStoner1]

I'll just sing Wubba Wubba Wubba and hope for the best.

[Lupin the Third]

Whatever monster lives down there, they better start paying their share of the mortgage and the bills.

F***ing freeloaders.

[4real]

Does it like to play Hide & Clap?

[CMWaters]

IN my basement?

Oh sweet summer child, the monster IS my basement.

And it's a celebrity. It played the Sarlaac pit in the 90s remaster of Return of the Jedi.

[I'm Team Bayley and Indi]

you think that's bad my toilet is a monster!

[DragonMasterP]

Well, our basement was used as a rec room for over a decade, and we had no monster troubles, so if something was ever down there, it got bored and left.

[The Unconquered Sun]

well, my mother in law did say she was thinking of moving in with us...

[The Legend of Groose]

Nov 2, 2022 3:12:43 GMT -5 Banjo Is Broken said:

But what kind of monster is in your basement?

Classic, Absolute Zero, and the Peach one.

[Banjo Is Broken]

Nov 2, 2022 3:54:03 GMT -5 mcmahonfan85 said:

i don't have a basement

It is okay if you don't have a basement, because the monster still believes in YOU.