2023 MLB Thread: Texas Rangers World Series Champions

[Ishmeal Loves BBL Bayley]

Well boys, pack it up. Yanks are winning it all this year.

Wait that’s not my gimmick. My bad.

[Rolent Tex]

Mar 30, 2023 15:22:53 GMT -5 Ishmeal Loves BBL Bayley said:

Well boys, pack it up. Yanks are winning it all this year.

Wait that’s not my gimmick. My bad.

Cole only got 11K. What a scrub. Fire Boone for letting him start game one and not delivering negative runs.

[S-Chrome]

Mar 30, 2023 15:22:53 GMT -5 Ishmeal Loves BBL Bayley said:

Well boys, pack it up. Yanks are winning it all this year.

Wait that’s not my gimmick. My bad.

Nah. I'm going to turn into a Yankees fan because they're winners unlike the... Astros?

The gimmick confusion is insane right now.

[The Captain]

Mar 30, 2023 15:26:16 GMT -5 Rolent Tex said:

Mar 30, 2023 15:22:53 GMT -5 Ishmeal Loves BBL Bayley said:

Well boys, pack it up. Yanks are winning it all this year.

Wait that’s not my gimmick. My bad.

Cole only got 11K. What a scrub. Fire Boone for letting him start game one and not delivering negative runs.

Cole gave up a walk his first batter and Boone didn't go to the bullpen for that incompetence. Fire Boone.

[Vampiro138]

Cubs win their first March home opener in franchise history! Fantastic win and Swanson really delivered today, Bellinger will hopefully be ok in the long run but today was rough. I project Cubs to win 82 this year.

[Perd]

Game started at 1:20 and it’s over by 3:45. And the Cubs shutout the Brewers. Pretty nice little opening day.

[ghost]

deGrom got rocked by the Phillies (5 runs in 3.2 innings).

[RI Richmark]

Mar 30, 2023 14:24:48 GMT -5 Confused Mark Wahlberg said:

Kluber more like Boob-er

But Sale couldn't pitch today. It was his birthday and he had too much cake or something.

And why is Ryan Brasier still on this team? Does he have pictures of John Henry with farm animals?

[Zone Was Wrong]

Card lineup has a lot of promise. Unfortunately so does Toronto's lol

[prettynami]

Opening Day! So excited! Even though in my heart of hearts I know my team will be worse than last year! Wooo!

[Confused Mark Wahlberg]

Mar 30, 2023 17:51:46 GMT -5 RI Richmark said:

Mar 30, 2023 14:24:48 GMT -5 Confused Mark Wahlberg said:

Kluber more like Boob-er

But Sale couldn't pitch today. It was his birthday and he had too much cake or something.

And why is Ryan Brasier still on this team? Does he have pictures of John Henry with farm animals?

Are the Red Sox supposed to be decent this year?

[sfvega]

Mar 30, 2023 17:55:49 GMT -5 Zone Was Wrong said:

Card lineup has a lot of promise. Unfortunately so does Toronto's lol

We need to trade some of these bats for some pitching.

[prettynami]

Man do I hate national broadcasts a lot of the time. I hate all the weird celebrity stuff and the onfield/during play interviews.

[Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-]]

Thoughts on game one of the Phillies season are Nola didn't earn 200 Million today and if he wants to earn it he won't do that shit again

And Gregory Soto has about one more chance before Phillies fans call him Familia II, couldn't get one f***ing out, bum shit.

[ppl591]

Was nice to see an opening day win, but Degrom did not look good. Only 1 game though. Hitting did better than I'd expected. Hoping for injury luck for the rest of the year. Hope we see more of Soto this series lol

[horsemen4ever]

Good first game for the Yankees.

[Confused Mark Wahlberg]

Not sure I ever get used to a pitcher DHing in the same game.

[Captain Stud Muffin (BLM)]

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[The Foreigner™: #NBACup Season]

Trout and Renfroe on the same team? Now the Angels just need to acquire Anthony Rizzo and get him to play LF to have an outfield full of brothers from another mother.

[Fundertaker]

Mariners win on opening day! Just 161 to go and then a playoff sweep!