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Post by Rolent Tex on Nov 9, 2022 3:03:07 GMT -5
Which one of you is the clown that I served on tonight in Orlando that flew in from New York and claimed you worked for WWE? I doubt it’s any of you but trying to get into my coworkers pants while claiming you work for them and you’re gonna be hanging out with the Rock…sure thing bro. Because I’m sure one Mr. Johnson is just hanging around WWE buildings in Orlando at the moment…unless he was secretly visiting his daughter. Also…stop being a cheap ass. Tipping that bad isn’t going to get you into a hot woman’s pants. It also makes me hate you because I was nice enough to ask her to drop by and say hi before I found out you were some sad semi-stalker dude who won’t stop bothering her when you’re in town…and you thought…this guy deserves a nice 10% for having her stop by. Hell I just figured you all would get a kick out of, “Wanna hang out with me after work? I work for WWE and im gonna be hanging with the Rock later”.  |
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Post by darbus alan on Nov 9, 2022 3:04:13 GMT -5
Was it Vince McMahon?
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Nov 9, 2022 3:21:07 GMT -5
How exactly do you suggest I mislead women into having sex with me Mr Wise Guy
The Rock is here with me typing this post and he is so mad
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Post by Rolent Tex on Nov 9, 2022 8:32:26 GMT -5
How exactly do you suggest I mislead women into having sex with me Mr Wise Guy The Rock is here with me typing this post and he is so mad I have a friend in the local industry down here and I was telling him the story and his response was, “Maybe the Rock doesn’t pay much.” |
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Nov 9, 2022 9:12:03 GMT -5
Were they nice pants?
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Post by xCompackx on Nov 9, 2022 10:37:15 GMT -5
Wasn't me. I work for Nintendo.
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Post by Push R Truth on Nov 9, 2022 10:41:34 GMT -5
Wasn't me. I work for Nintendo. Hey Uncle! Got any juicey secrets to spill? |
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Post by The Legend of Groose on Nov 9, 2022 10:56:44 GMT -5
1998: Do you smell what The Rock is cooking?
2022: Does the Rock smell what you're cooking?
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Post by xCompackx on Nov 9, 2022 11:02:40 GMT -5
Wasn't me. I work for Nintendo. Hey Uncle! Got any juicey secrets to spill? Sure do! Just call the Nintendo Hotline for all the secrets! |
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Post by Bo Rida on Nov 9, 2022 11:26:05 GMT -5
I'm not sure I get the logic. Even if she's interested you can't do anything because you've got to meet Dwayne. Or she's going to want to meet The Rock at which point the plan falls apart.
That's why I say I work for impact wrestling. Nobody knows who works there. Tbf that hasn't worked either but at least explains the low tip.
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Post by Main Eventer on Nov 9, 2022 12:44:10 GMT -5
That's why I always cut out the middle man and say that I am The Rock.
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Post by An Dog On An Skateboard on Nov 9, 2022 13:41:59 GMT -5
I'm not sure I get the logic. Even if she's interested you can't do anything because you've got to meet Dwayne. Or she's going to want to meet The Rock at which point the plan falls apart. That's why I say I work for impact wrestling. Nobody knows who works there. Tbf that hasn't worked either but at least explains the low tip. I've got visions of this guy doing an Alan Partridge when he lied about knowing Bono, and getting someone to dress up badly as The Rock.
"How's Mick Foley?"
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Post by ayumidah on Nov 10, 2022 2:10:53 GMT -5
Must be corporate or they'd say they were on their way to Illinois. With The Rock. To wrestle for their #1 fan in Peoria this weekend. You know, as one does. >.>
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Post by Big DSR Energy on Nov 10, 2022 12:38:02 GMT -5
Why would I need to get in your coworker's pants? I already have a girlfriend!
Uh, you don't know her. She goes to another school!
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