Futureraven: Beelzebruv
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Post by Futureraven: Beelzebruv on Oct 12, 2024 2:25:40 GMT -5
f*** if I'm letting one of those things anywhere near my kid. I read that and my first thought was “Get Optimus’s name out of your f***ing mouth” Saying that, naming your "friendly" robot after a heroic robot in pop culture... you'd think Hasbro would have a decent case to at least get a settlement out of him. |
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Post by thechase on Oct 12, 2024 2:27:55 GMT -5
f*** if I'm letting one of those things anywhere near my kid. "I'll rip out your optics" |
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Post by Jedi-El of Tomorrow on Oct 12, 2024 4:26:56 GMT -5
This is how the Terminator movies begin. Elon watched it and said "You know what? That looks like a good idea." |
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Post by Zombie Mod on Oct 12, 2024 7:53:05 GMT -5
f*** if I'm letting one of those things anywhere near my kid. "I'll rip out your optics" could be worse they could have personality based on bay's Optimus "GIVE ME YOUR FACE" Prime who is on several intergalactic wanted lists for multiple crimes including: murder, mass murder, kidnapping, extortion, genetic manipulation of a species by attempting to breed Shia LaBeouf lookalikes with Megan Fox lookalikes for unspecified reasons, inciting armed conflicts on multiple worlds, energy source theft, theft of ancient artifact's, carrying concealed weapons at all times, committing fraud on multiple worlds, instigating coups on multiple worlds, many many unpaid intergalactic speeding fines, smuggling, life form smuggling, planetary invasions, intimidation of local law enforcement, multiple counts of littering, allowing the mass murder of indigenous life forms to extort the local governments into allowing him to do what ever he wants, recording the act of a subordinate urinating "lubricating" on a human and then putting the footage up for sale, intentional destruction of multiple intergalactic heritage sites, many instances of use of explosives "for landscaping" without a permit, blackmail, faking his and his subordinates deaths on multiple occasions, laundering money, producing counterfeit merchandising and sale of said counterfeit merchandising, multiple cases of dismemberment of lifeforms. why do I get a feeling elon's optimus is going to commit so many worse crimes? |
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Post by thechase on Oct 12, 2024 8:31:27 GMT -5
Didn't one of the comic Optimises annex the earth?
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Post by Savage Gambino on Oct 12, 2024 13:21:21 GMT -5
f*** if I'm letting one of those things anywhere near my kid. As much as I'd love to pile on the possibility of Apartheid Assclown here making Terminator happen our of a truly Hanlon's Razor bending combination of equal parts malice and incompetence, I'm more interested in the fact that Elon really believes the point of automation is to "babysit your children and walk your dogs" while you do more work, instead of doing the work while you spend time with your children and pets. Truly spoken by a divorced man who is already disowned by one of his children. |
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Post by Alyce: Old Media Enthusiast on Oct 12, 2024 17:28:33 GMT -5
So to no surprise, the robots were remote controlled apparently.
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Post by Hit Girl on Oct 12, 2024 22:21:01 GMT -5
So to no surprise, the robots were remote controlled apparently. And they still walked like they had shit themselves. |
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Post by Hernan on Oct 13, 2024 13:14:19 GMT -5
"I'll rip out your optics" could be worse they could have personality based on bay's Optimus "GIVE ME YOUR FACE" Prime who is on several intergalactic wanted lists for multiple crimes including: murder, mass murder, kidnapping, extortion, genetic manipulation of a species by attempting to breed Shia LaBeouf lookalikes with Megan Fox lookalikes for unspecified reasons, inciting armed conflicts on multiple worlds, energy source theft, theft of ancient artifact's, carrying concealed weapons at all times, committing fraud on multiple worlds, instigating coups on multiple worlds, many many unpaid intergalactic speeding fines, smuggling, life form smuggling, planetary invasions, intimidation of local law enforcement, multiple counts of littering, allowing the mass murder of indigenous life forms to extort the local governments into allowing him to do what ever he wants, recording the act of a subordinate urinating "lubricating" on a human and then putting the footage up for sale, intentional destruction of multiple intergalactic heritage sites, many instances of use of explosives "for landscaping" without a permit, blackmail, faking his and his subordinates deaths on multiple occasions, laundering money, producing counterfeit merchandising and sale of said counterfeit merchandising, multiple cases of dismemberment of lifeforms. why do I get a feeling elon's optimus is going to commit so many worse crimes? I was reading this as if this was a poem until I have to look again and realise it was a list. I feel so dumb. |
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Post by El Pollo Guerrera on Oct 13, 2024 14:41:14 GMT -5
could be worse they could have personality based on bay's Optimus "GIVE ME YOUR FACE" Prime who is on several intergalactic wanted lists for multiple crimes including: murder, mass murder, kidnapping, extortion, genetic manipulation of a species by attempting to breed Shia LaBeouf lookalikes with Megan Fox lookalikes for unspecified reasons, inciting armed conflicts on multiple worlds, energy source theft, theft of ancient artifact's, carrying concealed weapons at all times, committing fraud on multiple worlds, instigating coups on multiple worlds, many many unpaid intergalactic speeding fines, smuggling, life form smuggling, planetary invasions, intimidation of local law enforcement, multiple counts of littering, allowing the mass murder of indigenous life forms to extort the local governments into allowing him to do what ever he wants, recording the act of a subordinate urinating "lubricating" on a human and then putting the footage up for sale, intentional destruction of multiple intergalactic heritage sites, many instances of use of explosives "for landscaping" without a permit, blackmail, faking his and his subordinates deaths on multiple occasions, laundering money, producing counterfeit merchandising and sale of said counterfeit merchandising, multiple cases of dismemberment of lifeforms. why do I get a feeling elon's optimus is going to commit so many worse crimes? I was reading this as if this was a poem until I have to look again and realise it was a list. I feel so dumb. After you posted this, I tried reading the list to the tune of "We Didn't Start The Fire". |
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Post by Gunhaver on Oct 13, 2024 16:04:29 GMT -5
So to no surprise, the robots were remote controlled apparently. And what I can only assume were unpaid interns doing the voices. We're only getting this blitz of garbage to get ahead of the earnings call, right? Same trick, different pony? |
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Post by Hit Girl on Oct 13, 2024 16:27:28 GMT -5
Kid - "I wanna go outside and play"
Muskbot - "Error....beep....You have 15 seconds to drop your weapon"
Kid - "What?"
Muskbot - "You now have 10 seconds"
Kid - "I'm scared, I want mommy"
Muskbot - 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Oct 13, 2024 17:32:23 GMT -5
New low unlocked: even the I, Robot and Gods of Egypt guy is dunking on you.
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Post by Hit Girl on Oct 13, 2024 22:16:19 GMT -5
Musk watched "I, Robot", a cautionary tale about the dangers of AI, and thought "those designs look cool"
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Post by The Captain on Oct 13, 2024 22:39:43 GMT -5
New low unlocked: even the I, Robot and Gods of Egypt guy is dunking on you. Hey, he also directed The Crow and Dark City! |
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Oct 13, 2024 23:51:37 GMT -5
Hey, he also directed The Crow and Dark City! And as much as I love both, both were released in the mid-'90s. The guy's put out nothing but garbage since, and has embraced AI slop in the last couple of years. |
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Post by Ryback on a Pole! on Oct 14, 2024 0:43:13 GMT -5
New low unlocked: even the I, Robot and Gods of Egypt guy is dunking on you. I knew even before clicking it that the comments would be full of upset Elon Musk simps flocking to defend the multi-billionaire from internet insults. |
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Post by Savage Gambino on Oct 14, 2024 6:52:53 GMT -5
Musk watched "I, Robot", a cautionary tale about the dangers of AI, and thought "those designs look cool" Which is about the level of media literacy I expect from somebody who thinks the main character of Blade Runner is literally named Blade Runner. |
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Post by armbar on Oct 14, 2024 17:43:52 GMT -5
Increasing number of our largest institutions (Tax office, railway company and national church) are leaving Twitter, since the platform isn't good for their accounts purposes. There's some uproar from the decision, mostly from people who claim the actual reason is because Twitter is not a good platform for these companies to "spread propaganda".
And that's just an amazing way to show exactly why the companies are leaving. What kind of "leftie propaganda" do these people a railway company is going to spread? The whole place is just a mess of psychotic people spouting non-sense in an echo chamber. Don't they have any internal alarm bells going off when they call the church commies?
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Oct 14, 2024 20:20:53 GMT -5
Don't they have any internal alarm bells going off when they call the church commies? I mean, these are the same kinds of people who would have been reporting their neighbours and co-workers as Communists back in the '50s and '60s, so probably not. Hell, judging from the profile pictures, some of these f***wits are probably old enough to have actually reported their neighbours and co-workers as Communists back in the '50s and '60s |
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