Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Nov 22, 2022 9:27:59 GMT -5
Like when Joseph Stalin had Mao Zedong’s poop analyzed. I’ve read even today stool analysis is more limited than some people believe, so I can imagine it’s shortcomings in 1949 Soviet Russia.
Scientist #1: What are we doing today, comrade?
Scientist #2: We have to analyze Chairman Mao’s stool.
Scientist #1: WHAT? I’m not doing that. There is no point to it! I mean we can tell if he ate spinach yesterday, but that’s about it.
Scientist #2: Well, then you tell Joseph Stalin, “No!”
Scientist #1: What are we doing today, comrade?
Scientist #2: We have to analyze Chairman Mao’s stool.
Scientist #1: WHAT? I’m not doing that. There is no point to it! I mean we can tell if he ate spinach yesterday, but that’s about it.
Scientist #2: Well, then you tell Joseph Stalin, “No!”
