Big Body Javi has wares if you have coin

[Rudy Gobert Weather Machine]

Love this absolute freak just destroying McKenzie Mitchell's will to live a little more every week. Dude's probably selling tape head cleaner. 

[Slammy Award-Winning Cannibal]

If only he was actually funny. The comedic timing between the two of them is just putrid.

[darbus alan]

Javi is innocent of these crimes!

[Chiral]

This gives me "it's 2005 and I tell a friend 'hey check out TNA it's a cool alternative to WWE' and tune in and see this guy shilling body pillows of himself and my friend gives me the -____- expression and doesn't talk about this ever again" vibes

[hashtagdaley/JudasDay]

Javi is incredible.

[Perd]

I swear, if you don’t watch NXT, the threads on Tuesday night might as well be written in Esperanto. Because I have no f***ing idea what’s happening.

[Jedi-El of Tomorrow]

Nov 29, 2022 22:11:10 GMT -5 Rudy Gobert Weather Machine said:

Love this absolute freak just destroying McKenzie Mitchell's will to live a little more every week. Dude's probably selling tape head cleaner. 

McKenzie: "Give me the bat so I can see if it will break over your damn head."

[Oh Cry Me a Screwball]

Well, at least he didn't Xerox a promo straight out of the 90s this week.

[Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-]]

This gives me the "Ricky O Rally Towel" vibes and I'm not sure if I approve or if I'm afraid lol

[Rudy Gobert Weather Machine]

Nov 29, 2022 23:59:27 GMT -5 Perd said:

I swear, if you don’t watch NXT, the threads on Tuesday night might as well be written in Esperanto. Because I have no f***ing idea what’s happening.

IT'S VERY SIMPLE HE'S AT THE DINER WHERE HE FIRST KILLED BECAUSE IT BRINGS HIM COMFORT AND LAST WEEK WE SAW BRON'S FISHY COMFORT ZONE AND THIS WEEK BRON IS INVADING APOLLO'S COMFORT ZONE CAUSE HE'S AN ANIMAL HE GETS IN YOUR FACE BARKBARKBARKBARKBARKARBABRHARABR

[Ishmeal Loves BBL Bayley]

I literally started watching NXT again (outside of the PLE’s) last week and Javi & McKenzie might be my favorite thing not named Toxic Attraction

[Banjo Is Broken]

When are they going to make that Tatum Paxley body pillow?

[YAKMAN is ICHIBAN]

Nov 30, 2022 2:13:00 GMT -5 Rudy Gobert Weather Machine said:

Nov 29, 2022 23:59:27 GMT -5 Perd said:

I swear, if you don’t watch NXT, the threads on Tuesday night might as well be written in Esperanto. Because I have no f***ing idea what’s happening.

IT'S VERY SIMPLE HE'S AT THE DINER WHERE HE FIRST KILLED BECAUSE IT BRINGS HIM COMFORT AND LAST WEEK WE SAW BRON'S FISHY COMFORT ZONE AND THIS WEEK BRON IS INVADING APOLLO'S COMFORT ZONE CAUSE HE'S AN ANIMAL HE GETS IN YOUR FACE BARKBARKBARKBARKBARKARBABRHARABR

OH MY GOD, APOLLO IS GOING TO PULL UP NEXT TO HIM ON ANOTHER FISHING BOAT

[Johnny B. Decent]

So what I am gathering is this dude needs a Khajiit gimmick?

[King Devitt and the Woke Mob]

Nov 29, 2022 23:59:27 GMT -5 Perd said:

I swear, if you don’t watch NXT, the threads on Tuesday night might as well be written in Esperanto. Because I have no f***ing idea what’s happening.

For real. It's like watching people describe a fever dream inside a fever dream, and the same people starting weird meme-worthy threads over it.

Does it sound weird as hell? Yes.
Does it make me want to watch though? No, oddly enough.

[Push R Truth]

I first read this as "Big Booty" and then got disappointed when I re-read it properly.