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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Nov 30, 2022 13:15:43 GMT -5
Peak cinema.
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Post by chrom on Nov 30, 2022 13:21:01 GMT -5
He's higher than the average Bear.
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Post by jimmyjackezekiel on Nov 30, 2022 13:47:49 GMT -5
This looks dumb as all hell.
I might watch it when its on cable. (Not a big movie guy)
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Post by jimmyjackezekiel on Nov 30, 2022 13:53:51 GMT -5
Also how could you not get Eric Clapton for a movie called COCAINE Bear.
What does he charge as much to use his songs as he does for a bootleg mixtape?
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Post by WoodStoner1 on Nov 30, 2022 14:03:37 GMT -5
Hetty and Flower from Ghosts belong in it. If you know you know.
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Post by TWERKIN' MAGGLE on Nov 30, 2022 14:07:34 GMT -5
Someone get Marty Scorsese on the line, the game has been changed!
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Post by Natural Born Farmer on Nov 30, 2022 14:16:40 GMT -5
Looks over the top, but not really in the way I was hoping.
Seems like a lot of the humor in the trailer is kids saying inappropriate things or people swearing, which is just lazy writing.
The bear eating an entire brick and being able to jump into the back of a fleeing ambulance gives me hope though.
In any case, I don't know how I can not go see a movie called Cocaine Bear.
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Post by häšhtå.gdālėÿ on Nov 30, 2022 14:26:09 GMT -5
I’ve been anticipating this trailer ever since I saw the promotional poster. Can’t wait!
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Post by Moppy on Nov 30, 2022 14:44:47 GMT -5
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Post by Killah Ray on Nov 30, 2022 15:24:27 GMT -5
I feel like I should at minimum take a bump and watch this in theaters....
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Post by jimmyjackezekiel on Nov 30, 2022 17:48:30 GMT -5
Stephen Colbert would have a coronary if he was alive to see this film.
"But Cobert is still ali-"
"YOU SHUT THE **** UP! Stephen Colbert died in 2015 in a freak gun accident. That guy hosting the late show is an Imposter."
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Post by Koda, Master Crunchyroller on Nov 30, 2022 17:49:56 GMT -5
This looks like amazingly dumb fun. And a great cast too.
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Nov 30, 2022 18:18:42 GMT -5
I love stupid “Exactly What It Says On The Tin” concepts like these. Sharknado, Snakes On A Plane, etc.
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Post by Bang Bang Bart on Nov 30, 2022 18:25:15 GMT -5
Only thing missing is the bear having a voice representing it's inner cokehead thoughts.
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Post by Cyno on Nov 30, 2022 18:36:28 GMT -5
"Inspired by true events."
I'd like to hear more about this.
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Post by jimmyjackezekiel on Nov 30, 2022 18:47:07 GMT -5
I can't wait for the sequels.
Marijuana Bear
Heroin Bear
Ecstasy Bear
Opioid Bear
Peyote Bear
Breaking Bear
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Nov 30, 2022 18:59:37 GMT -5
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Post by wildojinx on Nov 30, 2022 19:02:25 GMT -5
I can't wait for the sequels. Marijuana Bear Heroin Bear Ecstasy Bear Opioid Bear Peyote Bear Breaking Bear Steroid Bear Adrenaline Bear LSD Bear Barbituate Bear Rehab Bear |
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Post by Susan "Poison" Candy on Nov 30, 2022 19:02:26 GMT -5
Cocaine Interrupting Bear
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Post by Milkman Norm on Nov 30, 2022 20:54:56 GMT -5
This looks good but Cocaine Bear 2: Paranoid Asshole is gonna be even better!
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