champchumpchange
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Post by champchumpchange on Feb 18, 2023 7:29:58 GMT -5
If the movie flops, will Elizabeth Banks call us all sexist again?
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Post by thechase on Feb 18, 2023 7:47:51 GMT -5
If the movie flops, will Elizabeth Banks call us all sexist again? I don't think I could bear that
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champchumpchange
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Post by champchumpchange on Feb 18, 2023 8:22:22 GMT -5
If the movie flops, will Elizabeth Banks call us all sexist again? I don't think I could bear that It'd be quite the polar opposite of what I'd deem a justifiable response
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Post by xCompackx on Feb 18, 2023 8:35:47 GMT -5
Guys, these puns are just grizzly to read.
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Post by champchumpchange on Feb 18, 2023 8:38:08 GMT -5
Guys, these puns are just grizzly to read. There’s something-a bruin here!
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Post by WoodStoner1 on Feb 18, 2023 9:13:51 GMT -5
If the movie flops, will Elizabeth Banks call us all sexist again? She'll sic the Whammy on us.
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Post by Sephiroth on Feb 18, 2023 9:28:24 GMT -5
True story: I used to work for a regional cable/ISP provider. Some of our technicians told me stories about servicing buildings in more urban areas of our state. A frequent problem was wildlife getting in the cable boxes on the outside of buildings to make a nest. Another problem was street level drug dealers breaking into such cable boxes to hide their supplies so they wouldn’t get caught in the street with it. On occasion these issues cross-crossed and our techs would call in reporting encounters with ravenous, crack addicted squirrels. No bill.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 20, 2023 12:47:25 GMT -5
Am I the only person who feels bad for the real life bear this happened to?
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Post by Beets by Schrute on Feb 23, 2023 13:37:12 GMT -5
So far, 100% on Rotten Tomatoes.
#StopTheCount
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Post by chrom on Feb 23, 2023 13:41:19 GMT -5
Am I the only person who feels bad for the real life bear this happened to? Yeah, I doubt it was anything in real life like the movie plays it as.
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Post by ace on Feb 23, 2023 19:42:08 GMT -5
Had the worst experience getting to the theater (weather, untold exit closings) and getting to my seat (incompetence at the snack bar, my seat being G1 in a theater that only goes to row E). And yet I enjoyed Cocaine Bear. So did most of the theater by the sound of the reaction to it.
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Post by Finish Uncle Muffin’s Story on Feb 23, 2023 19:52:13 GMT -5
I just got out. Despite some people literally taking calls next to me until I called them out, it f***ing rocked. I have a feeling it’s gonna be a modest hit at the very least.
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Post by BK From WV on Feb 23, 2023 22:40:46 GMT -5
I watched it and had a blast. It's everything I ever wanted out of a movie about a coked up bear.
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Post by ace on Feb 23, 2023 22:42:33 GMT -5
I felt like I was going to get what I wanted when they named it Cocaine Bear. I’m a simple man of simple tastes. I expect a bear to do cocaine, kill people and it to be played for laughs.
I got exactly that.
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Post by Bang Bang Bart on Feb 25, 2023 2:03:18 GMT -5
I can't wait for the sequels. Marijuana Bear Heroin Bear Ecstasy Bear Opioid Bear Peyote Bear Breaking Bear Roid Rage Raccoon
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Post by The Dark Order Inferno on Feb 25, 2023 6:08:40 GMT -5
I can't wait for the sequels. Marijuana Bear Heroin Bear Ecstasy Bear Opioid Bear Peyote Bear Breaking Bear Roid Rage Raccoon Meth Moose.
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Post by G✇JI☈A on Feb 25, 2023 7:10:32 GMT -5
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Post by Error on Feb 26, 2023 19:59:54 GMT -5
It wasn't bad. I enjoyed it but could have used a little more chaos and a little less heart string tugging with all the stuff about the kids.
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Post by häšhtå.gdālėÿ on Feb 26, 2023 21:44:25 GMT -5
This movie was as terrible and stupid as you would expect. And I mean that in the best way.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Feb 26, 2023 22:02:05 GMT -5
Cocaine Bear did finish #2 behind Ant-Man, but it did really well by getting $23.1 million
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