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Post by Rudy Gobert Weather Machine on Dec 2, 2022 0:53:47 GMT -5
DUDE I MISS CHARLOTTE SO MUCH PLEASE COME BACK SOON
I probably snarked about Charlotte going to NXT at the time but she's great here. Mauro Ranallo is talking about Gegard Mousasi cause I think he gets paid by the callback even if like 5 people know what he's talking about. I'm very much one of them in this case tho but I mostly remember Mousasi for being absolutely unhinged on Twitter and tweeting at haters like hey I'm f***ing your mom right now
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Dec 2, 2022 0:57:39 GMT -5
DUDE I MISS CHARLOTTE SO MUCH PLEASE COME BACK SOON I probably snarked about Charlotte going to NXT at the time but she's great here. Oh no, now you know it’s illegal in these parts to like Charlotte Flair. She should be a Barry Horowitz-esque jobber that never wins ever.
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Post by bog on Dec 2, 2022 0:57:44 GMT -5
I forgot about that Sami ladder match. God that was good
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Post by Rudy Gobert Weather Machine on Dec 2, 2022 1:04:05 GMT -5
Io vs. Charlotte vs. Rhea has been f***ing great. Here's some random guy who I think rly puts the G in observing.
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Post by Alice Syndrome on Dec 2, 2022 1:08:39 GMT -5
If you want terrible cinematic matches, check out Street Profits and Viking Raiders ending a long ass feud with a fight outside instead of the actual match they were supposed to have
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Post by Rudy Gobert Weather Machine on Dec 2, 2022 1:09:35 GMT -5
HAHAHAH CHARLOTTE YELLING SHIIIIIIIIIIT AS IO GOT THE PIN WHILE SHE WAS TRAPPED
Absolutely great way to end the show. I'd probably give it like a 7 overall? The Backlot Brawl was ASS and the Kross match was too, but everything else was good to great.
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Post by Rudy Gobert Weather Machine on Dec 2, 2022 1:10:01 GMT -5
If you want terrible cinematic matches, check out Street Profits and Viking Raiders ending a long ass feud with a fight outside instead of the actual match they were supposed to have You don't know how bad I've been considering it
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Dec 2, 2022 1:15:34 GMT -5
If you want terrible cinematic matches, check out Street Profits and Viking Raiders ending a long ass feud with a fight outside instead of the actual match they were supposed to have You don't know how bad I've been considering it It’s why Akira Tozawa spent the last two years up until a week ago wearing a karate outfit instead of his cool shorts. And look out for everybody’s favourite Nigerian giant (not that one, the other one) making a special cameo.
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Post by Rudy Gobert Weather Machine on Dec 2, 2022 1:18:02 GMT -5
Extreme Rules 2020's edgelord intro is f***ing killing me. Apparently there's no going back once I watch this. They're already giving the Swamp Fight top billing. Mysterio's promising that he's gonna show how eye won the right to think. There's footage of a dude putting his hand over a girl's mouth in this.
Unofficial show tagline: WWE's Reggie Isn't Just A Small Man With Good Hands
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Post by Rudy Gobert Weather Machine on Dec 2, 2022 1:19:19 GMT -5
ALL THAT f***ING YR GONNA GET SCARED STRAIGHT STUFF AND THE SHOW STARTS WITH NEW DAY SQUEEKING ON THE FLOOR THEY'RE THROWING THEIR CLOTHES AT COREY LIKE THEY'RE TRYING TO TAKE HIS HEAD OFF. DOLLAR GENERAL IS A SPONSOR. WHAT THE f***.
I'm so excited lmao.
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Post by Rudy Gobert Weather Machine on Dec 2, 2022 1:34:34 GMT -5
This Shinsuke Nakamura and Cesaro tag team is so random and depressing. Shinsuke was still wearing those awful jumpsuits at this point too. What slutty temporary tats was dude getting every week to wear a wrestle condom for like a year straight?? Cesaro put Kofi through 2 tables so hard that Michael Cole yelled CRRUNCHING CRUNCHEEN. This random ass Universe team are the champs of the world. The match was good but it wasn't SCARY where's my SCARES. Behold Sluts Inc.
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Post by King Devitt and the Woke Mob on Dec 2, 2022 1:55:29 GMT -5
If you want terrible cinematic matches, check out Street Profits and Viking Raiders ending a long ass feud with a fight outside instead of the actual match they were supposed to have I need to go back and watch that myself. It was meh, but there was one point in that match I remember laughing out loud (in a good way) but I can't remember why...like something popped me in that one, and I don't recall what...
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Post by Rudy Gobert Weather Machine on Dec 2, 2022 1:55:47 GMT -5
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Post by King Devitt and the Woke Mob on Dec 2, 2022 1:56:13 GMT -5
This Shinsuke Nakamura and Cesaro tag team is so random and depressing. Shinsuke was still wearing those awful jumpsuits at this point too. What slutty temporary tats was dude getting every week to wear a wrestle condom for like a year straight?? Cesaro put Kofi through 2 tables so hard that Michael Cole yelled CRRUNCHING CRUNCHEEN. This random ass Universe team are the champs of the world. The match was good but it wasn't SCARY where's my SCARES. Behold Sluts Inc. Someone needs to photoshop this picture of Shinsuke, but laying on the hood of an expensive car RIGHT NOW
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Post by Rudy Gobert Weather Machine on Dec 2, 2022 2:00:01 GMT -5
Vince McMahon you were so f***ing dumb ending the Hurt Business what the f***
Literally a 10/10 stable and gimmick.
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Post by Rudy Gobert Weather Machine on Dec 2, 2022 2:05:57 GMT -5
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH WHY DID REY TRY OUT A f***ING GOATEE HE LOOKS LIKE SATANIC ABRAHAM WASHINGTON No wonder Seth wanted to take dude's eyes out
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Post by Rudy Gobert Weather Machine on Dec 2, 2022 2:08:52 GMT -5
"YOUR LIFE WILL BE ALTERED PERMANENTLY IF YOU LOSE THIS MATCH" Your child will always resent you it's true
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Post by Rudy Gobert Weather Machine on Dec 2, 2022 2:17:52 GMT -5
Rey Mysterio is legit the worst eyegouger on the planet but more importantly I've seen Boa in the crowd more times than I've seen him in like 6 months.
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Post by Rudy Gobert Weather Machine on Dec 2, 2022 2:20:35 GMT -5
"In the back of his mind, Rey has got to be thinking 'how do I extract this eyeball'" - Tom Phillips, 2020
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Post by Chiral on Dec 2, 2022 2:22:05 GMT -5
EYE FOR AN EYE
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