Chiral
Salacious Crumb
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Post by Chiral on Dec 9, 2022 15:31:55 GMT -5
OH MY GOD I DIDN'T KNOW THIS PAIRING WAS A THING I'M DYING BIVENS ENTERPRISES IS COMING OUT. WHAT THE f*** IS BIVENS ENTERPRISES Need an extreme closeup on Stokely's thousand mile stare. Also seeing 2point0 as generic wrestledudes is very bizarre and surreal.
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Post by Rudy Gobert Weather Machine on Dec 9, 2022 18:08:24 GMT -5
Triple H with a 50 inch manspread going in the corner is never gonna leave my brain along with the sounds of Ciampa breathing rly f***ing hard
IS THAT ALL YOU GOT, DADDY?
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Post by Rudy Gobert Weather Machine on Dec 9, 2022 18:12:37 GMT -5
I've always been baffled by how Gargano going in was the heel and the finish of the match was him, um, turning more heel I guess? Also you'd think after like 47 matches the ONE FINAL BEAT would end more conclusively than a swerve run-in dick kick. I can like almost always tell who the face is and who the heel is with just bare minimum context clues but I literally could not figure this shit out for the life of me. I think both of them turned like 4 times in this match.
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Dec 9, 2022 18:13:04 GMT -5
IS THAT ALL YOU GOT, DADDY? Dominik Mysterio in his crate, in Rhea Ripley’s dungeon (2022)
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Post by Alice Syndrome on Dec 9, 2022 20:26:27 GMT -5
My favourite part of The Way Johnny Gargano was his stupid edgy scream theme, which everyone just sort of accepted wasn't a theme for dorkus Johnny, but for what in universe Johnny THOUGHT his character was.
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Post by Rudy Gobert Weather Machine on Dec 9, 2022 20:43:02 GMT -5
My favourite part of The Way Johnny Gargano was his stupid edgy scream theme, which everyone just sort of accepted wasn't a theme for dorkus Johnny, but for what in universe Johnny THOUGHT his character was. Lmao I'm pretty sure my realtime reaction to seeing how The Way started is on the first page. Dude rly wanted to be Batman.
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Post by Lizuka #BLM on Dec 9, 2022 20:56:21 GMT -5
What I find weird about the The Way Gargano theme is that I think it's probably one of the better themes WWE's put out in the past few years (which is an incredibly low bar but still), it's just not at all a good fit for Gargano, even as a heel. Like if you gave that to, I dunno, Baron Corbin it'd probably be fine.
Though so long as we're talking about The Way themes feel like that period was by far the best theme Theory's had. Again, not saying a lot but it's certainly a lot better than the nothing that is his current music.
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Dec 10, 2022 1:44:59 GMT -5
The big silly question: Greatest Wrestling Match Ever or One More Beat Dude absolutely Greatest Match Ever no question about it. Like the absolute absurdity of it and Edge just completely falling apart to the extent that I was like cry laughing for 20 minutes totally make it something I would tell someone that they have to watch. One More Beat is just dull as all f*** and I would never even try to show it to anyone. THEY LITERALLY WRESTLE TO CRICKETS DUDE I think it's hilarious that WWE pretty much nailed the cinematic match perfectly at Mania with both the Boneyard and the Firefly Funhouse match, and then One Final Beat pretty much delivered the exact blueprint of what NOT to do in cinematic matches just days later. GWME at least felt interesting as an experiment to incorporate elements of the cinematic match into what would be an otherwise standard pandemic arena match. In that respect, it's was at least worth watching in a time where real-life events made it worth trying. One Final Beat doesn't even have that going for it, as it was just lifeless nonsense. Somehow, it was even more lifeless than the early pandemic matches where there was empty chairs opposite hardcam.
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Post by 06vwgti on Dec 10, 2022 2:34:12 GMT -5
Screaming internally watched the highlights on Youtube and recognized the ref in the match!
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Post by King Devitt and the Woke Mob on Dec 10, 2022 2:37:26 GMT -5
The official terms and conditions of pissing Oh sweetie I did that about 30 years ago
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King Koopa
He's just a Sexy Kurt
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Post by 67 more on Dec 10, 2022 4:39:09 GMT -5
I've just spent an hour and a half catching up on this thread and it's been well worth it. Surreal seeing Vink and Thorne and all the NXT jobbers appearing on Raw.
Oh, my personal name for the Untitled Andrade Project is Viva Las Vega. Feel free to use or bin as you see fit
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King Koopa
He's just a Sexy Kurt
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Post by 67 more on Dec 10, 2022 4:43:49 GMT -5
Holy shit, just thought about the random two weeks where Austin Theory was a Seth Rollins disciple before he sharply got took off TV for nonce accusations.
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Post by Andew9001 on Dec 10, 2022 4:52:16 GMT -5
Holy shit, just thought about the random two weeks where Austin Theory was a Seth Rollins disciple before he sharply got took off TV for nonce accusations. Which just randomly reminded me of the time Montez Ford shouted "WRESTLEMANIA" and did a dive where Theory didn't catch him.
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King Koopa
He's just a Sexy Kurt
Posts: 11,591
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Post by 67 more on Dec 10, 2022 5:02:15 GMT -5
Holy shit, just thought about the random two weeks where Austin Theory was a Seth Rollins disciple before he sharply got took off TV for nonce accusations. Which just randomly reminded me of the time Montez Ford shouted "WRESTLEMANIA" and did a dive where Theory didn't catch him. Theory didn't even look up at all. Ford just straight up does the tope con giro off to the side of Theory and Theory realises as Ford is three feet away from the floor he best fall down too. Absolutely nasty.
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Post by Rudy Gobert Weather Machine on Dec 11, 2022 0:12:35 GMT -5
Deadline was such a wonderful show and god damn dude I will scream forever about how the current NXT class is one of the best that WWE's ever had but f*** ALL THAT it's time to go back to when the "are they in NXT or on the main roster" line was very blurry and weird. Doing a September 2020 episode of RAW that's apparently gonna be main evented by Drew McIntyre vs. Keith Lee. Mostly here for Retribution shenanigans tho.
Literally this show is deranged as hell before the intro's even done cause it has a damn spooky fast forward effect with a rly loud noise. Ow.
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Post by Rudy Gobert Weather Machine on Dec 11, 2022 0:14:44 GMT -5
LMAO WE ARE NOT WASTING A SINGLE MOMENT OF TIME CAVITY CREEPS SPREAD OUT
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Post by Rudy Gobert Weather Machine on Dec 11, 2022 0:17:56 GMT -5
I am learning to absolutely loathe Tom Phillips and his damn Situation Room voice
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Post by Rudy Gobert Weather Machine on Dec 11, 2022 0:20:06 GMT -5
"YOU THINK YOUR COMPANY IS SAFE BECAUSE YOU GAVE US CONTRACTS?" WHIAT AHAHAHAHHAH
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Dec 11, 2022 0:22:33 GMT -5
Oh right, there was meant to be another girl one.
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Post by Rudy Gobert Weather Machine on Dec 11, 2022 0:23:21 GMT -5
Actually cried a lil bit cause this dude T-Bar just yelled YOU CAN COLLECT YOUR PAYDAYS LIKE *WHORES*
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