Punk Scrum Thread II: Punk terminated from AEW

[markymark]

[Bo Rida]

I’m disappointed if he is really booking angles. I suspected his x division title crap was all him but for all his many faults I thought he’d be more creative than what I’ve seen so far* when crafting storylines for others.

Fair play if he has anything to do with the recent improvement in promo segments though.

*Admittedly I’ve skipped a lot of it and I’m assuming Toni Storm, Christian and Juice have led their characters directions because they started elsewhere

[markymark]

Aug 15, 2023 16:58:25 GMT -5 Bo Rida said:

I’m disappointed if he is really booking angles. I suspected his x division title crap was all him but for all his many faults I thought he’d be more creative than what I’ve seen so far* when crafting storylines for others.

Fair play if he has anything to do with the recent improvement in promo segments though.

*Admittedly I’ve skipped a lot of it and I’m assuming Toni Storm, Christian and Juice have led their characters directions because they started elsewhere

Needs Danielson back asap(He was also helping Punk booking the show until FD injury), he is expected to return next month.

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Aug 15, 2023 16:55:45 GMT -5 markymark said:

"Does Hangman Page even exist?? SUBSCRIBERS ONLY"

[Gawk Rivers]

Every new report has Hangman gradually further away from the building like a Monopoly piece going to jail

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Aug 15, 2023 17:11:39 GMT -5 Gawk Rivers said:

Every new report has Hangman gradually further away from the building like a Monopoly piece going to jail

By 8PM Tonight: 2023 Hangman Page is not real and never existed

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Aug 15, 2023 17:11:39 GMT -5 Gawk Rivers said:

Every new report has Hangman gradually further away from the building like a Monopoly piece going to jail

Waiting for Hangman to tweet that there wasn't even a promo taped...

likely a picture of a chalk board with the word promo marked out...

that is seemingly how communication is now done thanks to Punk's craziness

[lildude8218]

Jack Perry is a classically trained Opera singer. It's one of the reasons he comes out to Beethoven now. He wanted to show that he could hit a note that would break a glass. Punk vetoed the idea and made Jack look like an idiot coming out to classical music. It's completely ruined the Lord Jack gimmick.

[Fake Jesus]

Page 577:

"Hangman woke up and texted Tony to find out if he was on Collision or Dynamite this week. At no point did he get out of bed."

[One of the Cooler, Candid TOKs]

Eagerly awaiting an update from SRS detailing how, despite being sighted in Maui with Hank Scorpio's flamethrower screaming "TRY THIS SHIT ON WEDNESDAYS" Punk cannot be blamed for the Hawaiian fires

[IgnahtaSempria]

Also, I know this isn't really the focus of that article, but it's so funny to me that the Punk/Perry story goes out of its way to say "Punk thinks wrestlers trying to get out of work is a problem."

Dude, you built your brand around a guy who sat at home for eight months because he didn't wanna job, a guy who punched a coworker to try and get out of a contract, and a guy who almost left for mental health reasons, took an extended leave of absence, came back, and STILL only works, like, every other week.

["Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay]

At this point I can only assume I will miss All In because he saw one of my shitposts and banned me from Wembley

[Allie Kitsune]

Aug 15, 2023 17:26:47 GMT -5 Fake Jesus said:

Page 577:

"Hangman woke up and texted Tony to find out if he was on Collision or Dynamite this week. At no point did he get out of bed."

Page 581 :

"We have no evidence that a wrestler that goes by the ring name 'Hangman Adam Page' ever existed."

[Kalmia]

If I was going to Dynamite this week I'd 100% take a sign that said "Punk banned me from Collision"

[BorneAgain]

I don't really expect WWE to be this specifically petty (wait who I am I kidding they could be), but if Chelsea Green on the next Raw declared she was banning people from Raw (including Adam Pearce despite his protests), I would not fully object.

[Burst]

Aug 15, 2023 17:45:34 GMT -5 Kalmia said:

If I was going to Dynamite this week I'd 100% take a sign that said "Punk banned me from Collision"

I feel like doing that on Collision would be a good way to actually get banned from Collision. Wouldn't be surprised if we hear about Punk having signs taken away over the next few weeks.

The point that was made earlier about Punk wanting to be the locker room bully instead of breaking that cycle... I'm starting to feel like he took notes on all the other petty bullshit that the WWE has done over the years and has just been waiting for an environment to be able to be his own Vince McMahon. A one-man power trip, if you will.

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Aug 15, 2023 17:41:51 GMT -5 "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay said:

At this point I can only assume I will miss All In because he saw one of my shitposts and banned me from Wembley

Should Collision live threads start banning people from the threads until it is just me and a sentient Tumbleweed by force?

[Deleted]

Look at the newz what do you see...



No seriously what do you see? I'm beyond confused by now. I think I'm Kanefusued, C. M.ystified?

[markymark]

Alvarez: "I actually heard the Jungle Boy story and I think something might have been lost in translation.

Jungle Boy had a vacation planned. He wanted to do a pre-taped angle with a car to write him off TV for that week. Punk told him no, he felt it was too dangerous to do a broken glass spot, and said they cared about safety. Jungle was upset about that.

That is very different from the story that Jack wanted to do a dangerous spot as a way to avoid having to go to work."

[Mozenrath]

Aug 15, 2023 17:55:00 GMT -5 BorneAgain said:

I don't really expect WWE to be this specifically petty (wait who I am I kidding they could be), but if Chelsea Green on the next Raw declared she was banning people from Raw (including Adam Pearce despite his protests), I would not fully object.

It'd at least fit her gimmick, so yeah, a kosher cheap shot.