Punk Scrum Thread II: Punk terminated from AEW

[Final Countdown Jones]

Aug 28, 2023 12:35:11 GMT -5 polarbearpete said:

The latest Hausman update is about how when Punk’s flight landed in London on Saturday morning there was no one there to greet him and he didn’t have a driver there.

This is f***ing wild because out of a lot of posters I'd think this was a bit but I feel like you don't post shitpost news updates so this has to be real and I feel like that's somehow even funnier than if this was satire. Everything is compeltely out of f***ing control now I love this.

[polarbearpete]

Aug 28, 2023 12:36:22 GMT -5 Dub H said:

Aug 28, 2023 12:35:11 GMT -5 polarbearpete said:

The latest Hausman update is about how when Punk’s flight landed in London on Saturday morning there was no one there to greet him and he didn’t have a driver there.

I legit cant tell if this is parody or not at this point

The last twenty-four hours have been a whirlwind of news coming out of All Elite Wrestling’s biggest show ever, AEW: All In London. The historic event boasted record revenue and ticket sales, along with several big, memorable moments and title changes. There was also the news coming out of the backstage area about CM Punk and Jack Perry getting into an altercation moments before the pay-per-view went live on the air.

Before things backstage became chaotic for Punk, it sounds as if his travel also had some hiccups. Haus of Wrestling has learned that when Punk landed at Heathrow Airport for AEW: All In London on Saturday morning, no one from AEW was there to greet him. There was also no car service to take him to his hotel, and when he texted a number he was given by AEW for the driver, it bounced back as being an invalid number.

After waiting for a while, Punk chose to buy a train ticket and find his own way to his hotel. We are told that The Tube was fairly busy at the time, Punk got lost, and a few fans who noticed The Second City Saint helped him figure out where he was going. It appears that Punk got into London so close to the actual event because he had taping commitments in Atlanta on Wednesday and wanted to spend Thursday with his wife and dog, Larry, before heading out on Friday and landing on Saturday morning.

Earlier today, Haus of Wrestling released an exclusive update on the backstage altercation between Punk and Perry from AEW: All In London, and the subsequent fallout. From what we have been able to gather, following Punk’s “Real AEW World Championship” match against Samoa Joe, he made his way to his dressing room and consulted with AEW security about leaving the building since he felt his presence could bring undue burden to them. It was agreed that would be for the best, and Punk left Wembley of his own accord, meeting up with some of the other talent for Nando’s after the show.

www.hausofwrestling.com/2023/08/28/no-one-from-aew-met-cm-punk-at-heathrow-airport-exclusive/?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter&utm_campaign=no-one-from-aew-met-cm-punk-at-heathrow-airport-exclusive

[Chiral]

Jack Perry: "Up your nose with a rubber hose."
Punk:

[Dub H]

Aug 28, 2023 12:34:32 GMT -5 Magnus the Magnificent said:

Pardon the ignorance, I've had an internet blackout, what happened this time?

Punk had sent news about how he talked out JB of using real glass and Jb thre a fit over it , when he was trying to make himself look like a good leader

So at the Pre-Show of All in JB said to the camera "This is real glass, cry me a river" before doing a spot in a car.

Reports said there was altercation.

First report said JB bumped into Punk and Punk shoved him, which Miro said on twitter is a lie.

Since then most reports are coming out that Punk approached JB, saying "do we have a problem?" so he pie faced him and put him in a headlock when Perry shoved back.

Also, he bought people Nando's afterward, which I guess is relevant.

[Dub H]

Aug 28, 2023 12:38:16 GMT -5 polarbearpete said:

Aug 28, 2023 12:36:22 GMT -5 Dub H said:

I legit cant tell if this is parody or not at this point

The last twenty-four hours have been a whirlwind of news coming out of All Elite Wrestling’s biggest show ever, AEW: All In London. The historic event boasted record revenue and ticket sales, along with several big, memorable moments and title changes. There was also the news coming out of the backstage area about CM Punk and Jack Perry getting into an altercation moments before the pay-per-view went live on the air.

Before things backstage became chaotic for Punk, it sounds as if his travel also had some hiccups. Haus of Wrestling has learned that when Punk landed at Heathrow Airport for AEW: All In London on Saturday morning, no one from AEW was there to greet him. There was also no car service to take him to his hotel, and when he texted a number he was given by AEW for the driver, it bounced back as being an invalid number.

After waiting for a while, Punk chose to buy a train ticket and find his own way to his hotel. We are told that The Tube was fairly busy at the time, Punk got lost, and a few fans who noticed The Second City Saint helped him figure out where he was going. It appears that Punk got into London so close to the actual event because he had taping commitments in Atlanta on Wednesday and wanted to spend Thursday with his wife and dog, Larry, before heading out on Friday and landing on Saturday morning.

Earlier today, Haus of Wrestling released an exclusive update on the backstage altercation between Punk and Perry from AEW: All In London, and the subsequent fallout. From what we have been able to gather, following Punk’s “Real AEW World Championship” match against Samoa Joe, he made his way to his dressing room and consulted with AEW security about leaving the building since he felt his presence could bring undue burden to them. It was agreed that would be for the best, and Punk left Wembley of his own accord, meeting up with some of the other talent for Nando’s after the show.

www.hausofwrestling.com/2023/08/28/no-one-from-aew-met-cm-punk-at-heathrow-airport-exclusive/?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter&utm_campaign=no-one-from-aew-met-cm-punk-at-heathrow-airport-exclusive

We also have footage

[Kalmia]

Punk is such a nice guy that he wanted to spend extra time with his wife and dog, not like everyone else on the roster who just LEFT THEIR FAMILIES EARLY.

Even in a report that should make me feel sympathy towards Punk (getting stranded in a strange city when you expect to have travel arrangements sorted isn't fun) it just makes me roll my eyes because of unnecessary lines like that. Whatever Punk is paying Hausman for his PR it isn't enough. And if he isn't getting paid, he should be.

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Aug 28, 2023 12:38:16 GMT -5 polarbearpete said:

Aug 28, 2023 12:36:22 GMT -5 Dub H said:

I legit cant tell if this is parody or not at this point

The last twenty-four hours have been a whirlwind of news coming out of All Elite Wrestling’s biggest show ever, AEW: All In London. The historic event boasted record revenue and ticket sales, along with several big, memorable moments and title changes. There was also the news coming out of the backstage area about CM Punk and Jack Perry getting into an altercation moments before the pay-per-view went live on the air.

Before things backstage became chaotic for Punk, it sounds as if his travel also had some hiccups. Haus of Wrestling has learned that when Punk landed at Heathrow Airport for AEW: All In London on Saturday morning, no one from AEW was there to greet him. There was also no car service to take him to his hotel, and when he texted a number he was given by AEW for the driver, it bounced back as being an invalid number.

After waiting for a while, Punk chose to buy a train ticket and find his own way to his hotel. We are told that The Tube was fairly busy at the time, Punk got lost, and a few fans who noticed The Second City Saint helped him figure out where he was going. It appears that Punk got into London so close to the actual event because he had taping commitments in Atlanta on Wednesday and wanted to spend Thursday with his wife and dog, Larry, before heading out on Friday and landing on Saturday morning.

Earlier today, Haus of Wrestling released an exclusive update on the backstage altercation between Punk and Perry from AEW: All In London, and the subsequent fallout. From what we have been able to gather, following Punk’s “Real AEW World Championship” match against Samoa Joe, he made his way to his dressing room and consulted with AEW security about leaving the building since he felt his presence could bring undue burden to them. It was agreed that would be for the best, and Punk left Wembley of his own accord, meeting up with some of the other talent for Nando’s after the show.

www.hausofwrestling.com/2023/08/28/no-one-from-aew-met-cm-punk-at-heathrow-airport-exclusive/?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter&utm_campaign=no-one-from-aew-met-cm-punk-at-heathrow-airport-exclusive

ridiculous AEW...This justifies everything

[Fade]

Aug 28, 2023 12:38:16 GMT -5 polarbearpete said:

Aug 28, 2023 12:36:22 GMT -5 Dub H said:

I legit cant tell if this is parody or not at this point

The last twenty-four hours have been a whirlwind of news coming out of All Elite Wrestling’s biggest show ever, AEW: All In London. The historic event boasted record revenue and ticket sales, along with several big, memorable moments and title changes. There was also the news coming out of the backstage area about CM Punk and Jack Perry getting into an altercation moments before the pay-per-view went live on the air.

Before things backstage became chaotic for Punk, it sounds as if his travel also had some hiccups. Haus of Wrestling has learned that when Punk landed at Heathrow Airport for AEW: All In London on Saturday morning, no one from AEW was there to greet him. There was also no car service to take him to his hotel, and when he texted a number he was given by AEW for the driver, it bounced back as being an invalid number.

After waiting for a while, Punk chose to buy a train ticket and find his own way to his hotel. We are told that The Tube was fairly busy at the time, Punk got lost, and a few fans who noticed The Second City Saint helped him figure out where he was going. It appears that Punk got into London so close to the actual event because he had taping commitments in Atlanta on Wednesday and wanted to spend Thursday with his wife and dog, Larry, before heading out on Friday and landing on Saturday morning.

Earlier today, Haus of Wrestling released an exclusive update on the backstage altercation between Punk and Perry from AEW: All In London, and the subsequent fallout. From what we have been able to gather, following Punk’s “Real AEW World Championship” match against Samoa Joe, he made his way to his dressing room and consulted with AEW security about leaving the building since he felt his presence could bring undue burden to them. It was agreed that would be for the best, and Punk left Wembley of his own accord, meeting up with some of the other talent for Nando’s after the show.

www.hausofwrestling.com/2023/08/28/no-one-from-aew-met-cm-punk-at-heathrow-airport-exclusive/?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter&utm_campaign=no-one-from-aew-met-cm-punk-at-heathrow-airport-exclusive

I don’t even know if this is comical or sad at this point.

[A Little Doo Doo]

I can't believe CM Punk is married to his dog. That's legal now?

[polarbearpete]

Aug 28, 2023 12:43:21 GMT -5 Fade said:

Aug 28, 2023 12:38:16 GMT -5 polarbearpete said:

www.hausofwrestling.com/2023/08/28/no-one-from-aew-met-cm-punk-at-heathrow-airport-exclusive/?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter&utm_campaign=no-one-from-aew-met-cm-punk-at-heathrow-airport-exclusive

I don’t even know if this is comical or sad at this point.

A little from Column A, a little from Column B.

I think it’s safe to say that Punk crashing a WWE show a few months back was not a sign of a changed man.

[nate5054]

Aug 28, 2023 12:36:22 GMT -5 Dub H said:

Aug 28, 2023 12:35:11 GMT -5 polarbearpete said:

The latest Hausman update is about how when Punk’s flight landed in London on Saturday morning there was no one there to greet him and he didn’t have a driver there.

I legit cant tell if this is parody or not at this point

Whatever it is, it's really hilarious.

[Allie Kitsune]

Aug 28, 2023 12:44:09 GMT -5 A Little Doo Doo said:

I can't believe CM Punk is married to his dog. That's legal now?

It was back when he was popular.

Now that he's unpopular it's a disgusting crime.

[UN PLOMBIER NIGHTMARE #blm]

Jack Perry: "I know you are but... what am I, hmmmmmm?"

CM Punk: "BANNED AND FIRED CEASE BREATHING"

[A Little Doo Doo]

I had no idea what the f*** Nando's was before this thread, now I wish I had one. The spicy chicken caesar wrap sounds good.

[Fade]

Aug 28, 2023 12:45:06 GMT -5 polarbearpete said:

Aug 28, 2023 12:43:21 GMT -5 Fade said:

I don’t even know if this is comical or sad at this point.

A little from Column A, a little from Column B.

I think it’s safe to say that Punk crashing a WWE show a few months back was not a sign of a changed man.

He just comes off as crazy insecure and a lil emotionally unhinged. Dude’s just everywhere.

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Aug 28, 2023 12:45:06 GMT -5 polarbearpete said:

Aug 28, 2023 12:43:21 GMT -5 Fade said:

I don’t even know if this is comical or sad at this point.

A little from Column A, a little from Column B.

I think it’s safe to say that Punk crashing a WWE show a few months back was not a sign of a changed man.

It's funny because he probably felt like he should have been "asked in" there as well

[A Little Doo Doo]

Aug 28, 2023 12:49:12 GMT -5 Fade said:

Aug 28, 2023 12:45:06 GMT -5 polarbearpete said:

A little from Column A, a little from Column B.

I think it’s safe to say that Punk crashing a WWE show a few months back was not a sign of a changed man.

He just comes off as crazy insecure and a lil emotionally unhinged. Dude’s just everywhere.

Enough about me, this is a thread about CM Punk.

[Chiral]

Trying an experiment with Punk camp reports:

"When I landed at Heathrow Airport for AEW: All In London on Saturday morning, no one from AEW was there to greet me. There was also no car service to take me to my hotel, and when I texted a number I was given by AEW for the driver, it bounced back as being an invalid number.

After waiting for a while, I chose to buy a train ticket and find my own way to his hotel. The Tube was fairly busy at the time, I got lost, and a few fans who noticed The Second City Saint helped me figure out where I was going. I got into London so close to the actual event because I had taping commitments in Atlanta on Wednesday and wanted to spend Thursday with my wife and dog, Larry, before heading out on Friday and landing on Saturday morning."

[Allie Kitsune]

Aug 28, 2023 12:47:00 GMT -5 UN PLOMBIER NIGHTMARE #blm said:

Jack Perry: "I know you are but... what am I, hmmmmmm?"

CM Punk: "BANNED AND FIRED CEASE BREATHING"

"STOP BREATHING MY AIR! Hausman, dispose of the body when he ceases to exist."

*Hausman, jigging and clapping while wearing a Court Jester outfit* "Hehehe! Right away, my magnanimous jiujutsu lord!"

[UN PLOMBIER NIGHTMARE #blm]

gonna send in a report to hausman saying i have it on good authority punk's ass is more voluptuous than anyone else on the roster and there was a fist fight when this was questioned this upcoming wednesday