Punk Scrum Thread II: Punk terminated from AEW

[Lizuka #BLM]

I can't think of Punk and Miro together without thinking of that weird bit in the Punk podcast where he randomly seemed really pissed off over Miro being nervous ahead of his debut.

[Dub H]

Aug 30, 2023 14:46:43 GMT -5 Chiral said:

Need Danhausen to chime in on this update

Anymomous source have side CM Punk is very coolhausen and everyone loves himhausen

[ChitownKnight]

This number is really nice

[khali]

This new detail sounds to me like the source of “it was just a joke!” is from Punk or a pro-Punk person. From the same people who brought you “the Hangman Page promo about his action figures not selling was just a joke that went bad.”

[Gawk Rivers]

"When everyone finds out who the source of this story is" WELL CONGRATS YOU DEFINITELY JUST LOST HIM LMAO

[XIII]

Tony Khan probably leaks more to the sheets than any of the wrestlers anyways. LMAO

[Gawk Rivers]

Aug 30, 2023 14:46:43 GMT -5 Chiral said:

Need Danhausen to chime in on this update

"f***ING BULLSHIT" - Danhausen 2023 

[Gawk Rivers]

I'm watching Marc Mero and The Goon have a dragout back and forth brawl rn, Punk news can't even make me flinch

[Kalmia]

Aug 30, 2023 14:38:11 GMT -5 jm said:

Bryan just now on WOL:

After the Samoa Joe match, CM Punk was either in the training room or elsewhere (I heard two stories) Miro came up to Punk.

Miro: "What happened with Jack Perry"
Punk: "Oh so now you got a problem with me too? You want to take this outside?"
Miro: "Yeah"

First people denied the story took place.
Then people said it was a joke.

"If you are reporting that it's a joke and this was a misinterpretation, that's not true".

He's giving the reporters an assignment. He wants them to ask around. After he told the story, a dozen or more people agreed with the story and said that it was a serious issue.

"If you ask around, you will find people who heard the story exactly as I reported it. I want you to ask them where the story came from? Who was the source of the story? When you get that answer, you will realise this is not something that was misinterpreted by the wrestlers. And you will also, as I did, start asking some questions about why what happened happened".

"I don't want to speak in riddles, but if it doesn't come out in a day or two, maybe I'll say more details. When people find out who the source of the story is, it will be interesting".

So Alvarez is basically insinuating that his sources heard the story directly from Miro and that Miro told them it was aggressive,

[XIII]

Aug 30, 2023 14:53:14 GMT -5 Kalmia said:

Aug 30, 2023 14:38:11 GMT -5 jm said:

Bryan just now on WOL:

So Alvarez is basically insinuating that his sources heard the story directly from Miro and that Miro told them it was aggressive,

Lana went to the papers!

[Lizuka #BLM]

The source of the story is actually Larry.

[UN PLOMBIER NIGHTMARE #blm]

aew would've never had any of this happen if they also had the guts to have 100gecs as a ppv theme

[ASYLUMHAUSEN]

Aug 30, 2023 14:34:01 GMT -5 Dub H said:

Aug 30, 2023 14:20:50 GMT -5 markymark said:

Srs: Punk and Mox were making babies in the airport then I looked one of the babies and it smirked at me

One of the babies smirked at you?

[Lupin the Third]

Aug 30, 2023 14:32:19 GMT -5 Lizuka #BLM said:

Entirely for my own and literally no one else's amusement I'm going to assign Raging Loop Feast of the Yomi-Purge roles to the AEW locker room.

Wolves - CM Punk, Dax Harwood, Cash Wheeler
Badger - Brody King
Snake - Miro
Monkeys - The Young Bucks
Crow - Adam Page
Spider - Chris Jericho

This would be a very amusing bit if anybody understood it.

Schiavone: "IT'S PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!!!"

[Chiral]

Picturing an alternate timeline where the dirt sheet writers chill the f*** out and don't tweet or radio everything about this the instant they hear something from someone lol

[Lizuka #BLM]

Aug 30, 2023 14:57:28 GMT -5 Chiral said:

Picturing an alternate timeline where the dirt sheet writers chill the f*** out and don't tweet or radio everything about this the instant they hear something from someone lol

If nothing else there'd be a lot less of the, "Meltzer needs to be violently murdered for his centuries of deceit," weirdos every time someone mentions him online.

[The Captain]

Alvarez revealing his true source is Scorpio "Donkey Kong Country is truly perfect. If you do not get this amazing new generation of Donkey Kong madness, you are STUPID. Yes, I know. That's insulting, but it's also true!" Sky.

[IgnahtaSempria]

I'm really torn about the whole Miro thing.

On the one hand, yeah, it's entirely possible that he and Punk were just joking around, and this has all just gotten out of hand.

On the other hand, if that's the case, then Miro had no reason to say that Sapp's story about Perry starting the fight was untrue. He had no skin in the game. So him getting involved with the story at all doesn't make sense unless he had a reason to disprove Punk's early story.

[Dub H]

Aug 30, 2023 14:56:14 GMT -5 ASYLUMHAUSEN said:

Aug 30, 2023 14:34:01 GMT -5 Dub H said:

Srs: Punk and Mox were making babies in the airport then I looked one of the babies and it smirked at me

One of the babies smirked at you?

Yes.It was Punk

[Nosnorb]

The only half decent arguement for keeping Punk in AEW is that he is a needle mover. But looking at his absolutely wretched face character, I can't imagine many people turning in to see that. Is the dude actually bringing in the numbers for Collision?