Punk Scrum Thread II: Punk terminated from AEW

[IgnahtaSempria]

Remember when Punk played Uno with someone backstage at Impact during his injury?

Yeah, this has now eclipsed that as "stupidest and least necessary detail in a dirt sheet report".

[Gawk Rivers]

what's ya name girl
Jon Moxley
shorty what's ya sign
Violence

[Lizuka #BLM]

Entirely for my own and literally no one else's amusement I'm going to assign Raging Loop Feast of the Yomi-Purge roles to the AEW locker room.

Wolves - CM Punk, Dax Harwood, Cash Wheeler
Badger - Brody King
Snake - Miro
Monkeys - The Young Bucks
Crow - Adam Page
Spider - Chris Jericho

This would be a very amusing bit if anybody understood it.

[Gawk Rivers]

Punk



Moxley

[Dub H]

Aug 30, 2023 14:20:50 GMT -5 markymark said:

SRS was stuck at Heathrow on Monday.

He saw CM Punk there. Punk smirked at someone.

That someone in a hoodie was Mox, who just smirked back.

Apparently that was all to it, it was very awkward, and SRS just happened to witness that.

Srs: Punk and Mox were making babies in the airport then I looked one of the babies and it smirked at me

[Demented]

I'm calling bullshit on the SRS story with Punk and Mox.

If it were true, Mox would have bladed.

[UN PLOMBIER NIGHTMARE #blm]

Aug 30, 2023 14:32:19 GMT -5 Lizuka #BLM said:

Entirely for my own and literally no one else's amusement I'm going to assign Raging Loop Feast of the Yomi-Purge roles to the AEW locker room.

Wolves - CM Punk, Dax Harwood, Cash Wheeler
Badger - Brody King
Snake - Miro
Monkeys - The Young Bucks
Crow - Adam Page
Spider - Chris Jericho

This would be a very amusing bit if anybody understood it.

we have enough people to understand somnium files memes, raging loop isn't too far off that

[khali]

Aug 30, 2023 14:20:50 GMT -5 markymark said:

SRS was stuck at Heathrow on Monday.

He saw CM Punk there. Punk smirked at someone.

That someone in a hoodie was Mox, who just smirked back.

Apparently that was all to it, it was very awkward, and SRS just happened to witness that.

Can he confirm if they looked ready to hehe around?

[ghost]

Aug 30, 2023 13:48:14 GMT -5 yokohamacpfc said:

Doubt it’ll happen but I think he should work All Out (putting Starks over clean in the ME) and begin his suspension on Monday.

Doesn’t screw over Starks and means the show won’t get hijacked by a pro Punk crowd all through the undercard.

This would be the best way to go. Put Starks over, have him win the “real world title”, and then Punk can be off TV for a while. If he comes back then they can revisit that feud down the line.

Will something like that actually happen? Probably close to no chance.

[Lizuka #BLM]

Aug 30, 2023 13:48:14 GMT -5 yokohamacpfc said:

Doubt it’ll happen but I think he should work All Out (putting Starks over clean in the ME) and begin his suspension on Monday.

Doesn’t screw over Starks and means the show won’t get hijacked by a pro Punk crowd all through the undercard.

There's pretty much zero chance Punk would ever go along with that.

[Kalmia]

If we're at the point where smirking at people is news, we may have jumped the shark on CM Punk news.

C'mon, Punk. Give us something good to show that we haven't exhausted all of the fun stuff.

[jm]

Bryan just now on WOL:

After the Samoa Joe match, CM Punk was either in the training room or elsewhere (I heard two stories) Miro came up to Punk.

Miro: "What happened with Jack Perry"
Punk: "Oh so now you got a problem with me too? You want to take this outside?"
Miro: "Yeah"

First people denied the story took place.
Then people said it was a joke.

"If you are reporting that it's a joke and this was a misinterpretation, that's not true".

He's giving the reporters an assignment. He wants them to ask around. After he told the story, a dozen or more people agreed with the story and said that it was a serious issue.

"If you ask around, you will find people who heard the story exactly as I reported it. I want you to ask them where the story came from? Who was the source of the story? When you get that answer, you will realise this is not something that was misinterpreted by the wrestlers. And you will also, as I did, start asking some questions about why what happened happened".

"I don't want to speak in riddles, but if it doesn't come out in a day or two, maybe I'll say more details. When people find out who the source of the story is, it will be interesting".

[Lizuka #BLM]

That description makes it sound like it was like...

Miro: Hey, what's going on?
Punk: HUH?! HUH?! YA WANNA TALK SHIT, BRO?! WE'RE THROWING HANDS!

[Dub H]

Aug 30, 2023 14:38:11 GMT -5 jm said:

Bryan just now on WOL:

After the Samoa Joe match, CM Punk was either in the training room or elsewhere (I heard two stories) Miro came up to Punk.

Miro: "What happened with Jack Perry"
Punk: "Oh so now you got a problem with me too? You want to take this outside?"
Miro: "Yeah"

First people denied the story took place.
Then people said it was a joke.

"If you are reporting that it's a joke and this was a misinterpretation, that's not true".

He's giving the reporters an assignment. He wants them to ask around. After he told the story, a dozen or more people agreed with the story and said that it was a serious issue.

"If you ask around, you will find people who heard the story exactly as I reported it. I want you to ask them where the story came from? Who was the source of the story? When you get that answer, you will realise this is not something that was misinterpreted by the wrestlers. And you will also, as I did, start asking some questions about why what happened happened".

"I don't want to speak in riddles, but if it doesn't come out in a day or two, maybe I'll say more details. When people find out who the source of the story is, it will be interesting".

Miro: IT WAS ME PUNK. IT WAS ME ALL ALONG

[XIII]

Aug 30, 2023 14:26:43 GMT -5 hitman777 said:

Aug 30, 2023 12:47:46 GMT -5 Fake Jesus said:

If Alvarez is right and Phil seriously tried "you wanna take it outside" with Miro then he has lost touch with all objective reality and become wrestling's Scrappy Doo. This man is living a meth addict's lifestyle without the expenses or side effects. Many envy him!

He does look like a meth addict in fairness.

I’m almost convinced that Punk got into Tony’s snow supply and is in his paranoid Tony Montana character arc these days.

”You want a war? You f*** with me you’re f***ing with the best!” While he fights 200 dudes at once.

[Zone Was Wrong]

Like, I get being pissed off after all that I guess, but man if that is true then Punk had some kind of death wish. Miro is a tank with a beard. Not someone I'd want to piss off.

Once again, ignoring work as this story gets crazier every hour lol

[UN PLOMBIER NIGHTMARE #blm]

Aug 30, 2023 14:38:11 GMT -5 jm said:

Bryan just now on WOL:

After the Samoa Joe match, CM Punk was either in the training room or elsewhere (I heard two stories) Miro came up to Punk.

Miro: "What happened with Jack Perry"
Punk: "Oh so now you got a problem with me too? You want to take this outside?"
Miro: "Yeah"

First people denied the story took place.
Then people said it was a joke.

"If you are reporting that it's a joke and this was a misinterpretation, that's not true".

He's giving the reporters an assignment. He wants them to ask around. After he told the story, a dozen or more people agreed with the story and said that it was a serious issue.

"If you ask around, you will find people who heard the story exactly as I reported it. I want you to ask them where the story came from? Who was the source of the story? When you get that answer, you will realise this is not something that was misinterpreted by the wrestlers. And you will also, as I did, start asking some questions about why what happened happened".

"I don't want to speak in riddles, but if it doesn't come out in a day or two, maybe I'll say more details. When people find out who the source of the story is, it will be interesting".

this is going to end up with the entire dirtsheet industry collapsing before punk ever gets fired lmao

[mattyy]

Aug 30, 2023 14:38:11 GMT -5 jm said:

Bryan just now on WOL:

After the Samoa Joe match, CM Punk was either in the training room or elsewhere (I heard two stories) Miro came up to Punk.

Miro: "What happened with Jack Perry"
Punk: "Oh so now you got a problem with me too? You want to take this outside?"
Miro: "Yeah"

First people denied the story took place.
Then people said it was a joke.

"If you are reporting that it's a joke and this was a misinterpretation, that's not true".

He's giving the reporters an assignment. He wants them to ask around. After he told the story, a dozen or more people agreed with the story and said that it was a serious issue.

"If you ask around, you will find people who heard the story exactly as I reported it. I want you to ask them where the story came from? Who was the source of the story? When you get that answer, you will realise this is not something that was misinterpreted by the wrestlers. And you will also, as I did, start asking some questions about why what happened happened".

"I don't want to speak in riddles, but if it doesn't come out in a day or two, maybe I'll say more details. When people find out who the source of the story is, it will be interesting".

I am willing to bet Mox is Bryan's source. He works DEFY, and he's tight with the Observer crew, giving them one of the few media calls for his book. Mox also wouldn't bullshit a story for drama.

[Germansuplex]

Punk starting shit with Miro might the the funniest thing in a long line of funny things. Dude must have a death wish at this point.

[Chiral]

Need Danhausen to chime in on this update