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Post by Fake Jesus on Aug 30, 2023 17:37:06 GMT -5
punk shares many character traits with satan in paradise lost
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Post by The Rick Jericho on Aug 30, 2023 17:37:07 GMT -5
1000 pages seems more and more possible every day Someone needs to create a 1,000 patch like the one Roman got, whoever is the first to get to 1,000 page real estate in this thread. |
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Post by XIII on Aug 30, 2023 17:37:18 GMT -5
I know saying this is basically a trope at this point but that is classic Narcissist behavior Forget the Narcissist, we’re one more suspension away from him demanding TK give him his own super bus named the Punk Express. This dude is definitely not slamming Yokozuna! |
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Post by Demented on Aug 30, 2023 17:37:44 GMT -5
Moments that changed wrestling history.... forever.
Dude in the middle has a face that tells he knows whats going to happen,he knows everything but aint telling no one because he is getting money I'm more focused on his nipples.
Don't ask me why.
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Post by Gerard Gerard on Aug 30, 2023 17:37:59 GMT -5
I miss the old Danhausen!!! Moments that changed wrestling history.... forever.
Punk evidently taken aback at discovering Danhausen's undying loyalty is only going to cost him 11k. |
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Post by Dub H on Aug 30, 2023 17:39:21 GMT -5
Dude in the middle has a face that tells he knows whats going to happen,he knows everything but aint telling no one because he is getting money I'm more focused on his nipples. Don't ask me why.
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Post by BayleyTiffyCodyCenaJudyHopps on Aug 30, 2023 17:40:08 GMT -5
punk shares many character traits with satan in paradise lost Tony Khan and Jericho are Adam and Eve? |
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Post by Chiral on Aug 30, 2023 17:45:04 GMT -5
I miss the old Danhausen!!! I miss when he'd have funny silly content that was rooted in his weird Simpsons-y character but now all I ever see of the dude is just  |
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Post by XIII on Aug 30, 2023 17:45:34 GMT -5
Moments that changed wrestling history.... forever.
Punk evidently taken aback at discovering Danhausen's undying loyalty is only going to cost him 11k. Danhausen: “I was going to give Pepsi Phil a blowhausen, but this worked out so much better.” |
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Post by IgnahtaSempria on Aug 30, 2023 17:46:50 GMT -5
So what you're saying is if Hangman started choking Punk after his comment a few weeks ago that would've been fine? It stands out as really interesting to me how one-sided the "people antagonized Punk so they deserve it" stuff is. The issue is always conveniently started at the precise moment someone else does something to CM Punk regardless of context or issue. It's especially funny because of how when people do keep their mouths shut about his antagonizing shit he just keeps doing stuff until they actually react. This isn't a cool punk rebel, this is the villain in the western throwing a gun on the ground and going "Pick up the gun" and when he shoots whoever he's antagonized all his fans go "You saw him; he had a gun". Like clockwork. That really is the thing, isn't it? According to Punk's fans, if a wrestler's ever said anything negative about Punk in their career, Punk's allowed to take unanswered shots at them for the next ten years and be completely justified. But anything Punk's said or done more than five minutes ago is apparently off the table. I've brought this up so many times now, but it bears repeating: people STILL say "Hangman started it, Punk's allowed to respond". But since Hangman's original statement, Punk did his return promo callout, called him an "empty headed dumbf***" at the Scrum, got an ENTIRE company approved ESPN interview to air his grievances with Hangman (because he can't legally shit talk the Bucks), and made the dumb "peg warmer" comment. Like, not only does Punk NOT get to take shots at Hangman anymore, Hangman owes Punk a couple receipts. |
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Post by Finish Uncle Muffin’s Story on Aug 30, 2023 17:56:50 GMT -5
I feel like extending the vitriol toward Punk to Danhausen isn’t warranted, tbh. Wrestlers have friends. Yeah, maybe he’s a bit overzealous about it but we don’t know what Punk’s done for him besides “lol expensive comics.”
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Post by Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] on Aug 30, 2023 17:58:13 GMT -5
I feel like extending the vitriol toward Punk to Danhausen isn’t warranted, tbh. Wrestlers have friends. Yeah, maybe he’s a bit overzealous about it but we don’t know what Punk’s done for him besides “lol expensive comics.” The only thing I'd say about Danhausen is he needs to stay out of it, he's not endearing himself to anyone batting for Punk in public |
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Post by UN PLOMBIER NIGHTMARE #blm on Aug 30, 2023 17:59:10 GMT -5
I feel like extending the vitriol toward Punk to Danhausen isn’t warranted, tbh. Wrestlers have friends. Yeah, maybe he’s a bit overzealous about it but we don’t know what Punk’s done for him besides “lol expensive comics.” if anything he is actively bombing his own gimmick by even jumping into these conversations, it gets real hard to laugh at the entire premise |
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Post by markymark on Aug 30, 2023 18:01:11 GMT -5
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Post by Gawk Rivers on Aug 30, 2023 18:01:19 GMT -5
tl;dr  |
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Post by UN PLOMBIER NIGHTMARE #blm on Aug 30, 2023 18:02:47 GMT -5
of course turnbuckle man appears |
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Post by Final Countdown Jones on Aug 30, 2023 18:04:23 GMT -5
That Bobby Fish headline is dumb I'm not even doing the "The worst guy you know" meme for this one Fish is just saying dumbass shit here. Macho bullshit nonsense they clipped out a hot take sentence fragment from when it's still just Bobby Fish saying CM Punk is ducking him
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Post by XIII on Aug 30, 2023 18:04:49 GMT -5
tl;dr Remember when they said that Punk has trained Muay Thai, jiujitsu, and kempo karate or some nonsense and he was out there doing leg kicks and spinning backfists? “he’s…he’s a poser.” |
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Post by canceled4truth on Aug 30, 2023 18:06:20 GMT -5
Bobby Fish might be the most unintentionally hilarious wrestler of modern times
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Post by Allie Kitsune on Aug 30, 2023 18:06:49 GMT -5
Nothing would have happened, if Perry would've kept his mouth shut. Or, y'know, Phil could have acted like the mature, responsible 45 year old man he's supposed to be and not respond violently? |
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