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Post by Gawk Rivers on Aug 30, 2023 18:06:58 GMT -5
tl;dr  Remember when they said that Punk has trained Muay Thai, jiujitsu, and kendo karate or some nonsense and he was out there doing leg kicks and spinning backfists? “he’s…he’s a poser.” He literally mentions Kenpo in every vignette and on the last show I watched I witnessed him do the most horrific sprawl ever trying to show off his ground game it's f***ing insane |
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Post by Gawk Rivers on Aug 30, 2023 18:07:39 GMT -5
Bobby Fish might be the most unintentionally hilarious wrestler of modern times I'm still bitter about the like 5 weeks where he had a match on every show that went over like 8 minutes. |
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Post by Chiral on Aug 30, 2023 18:07:43 GMT -5
Also since we just loop conversations over and over in these scrums I'll repeat from 500 pages ago that I don't care if Danhausen's friends with Punk nor do I pretend to know anything about their IRL friendship and am not goofing on that, I just think Danhausen went from a funny and fun presence online with a fun character to a really annoying one that I only ever see talking about/defending Punk.
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Post by Ronny Rayguns Is All Elite on Aug 30, 2023 18:11:30 GMT -5
This thread reminded me of that time where Seth Rollins (dressed as Kid Rock) called Punk a cancer so I had to go back and watch it and you'll never guess who was interviewing him www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-tI_KrG59QNow my head cannon is that Punk saw Seth dressed like this and then decided to get even more angry at Hangman Page since he was the closest cowboy available |
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Post by Demented on Aug 30, 2023 18:11:31 GMT -5
I'm glad someone gilled the Fish about this story.
It really caught me by surprise.
Got me hook, line and sinker.
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I'll leave.
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Post by Tiger Millionaire on Aug 30, 2023 18:13:43 GMT -5
Bobby Fish is pretty much the only person nobody wants to hear from unless he's talking about a match between Fred Flintstone and Methuselah. |
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Post by Allie Kitsune on Aug 30, 2023 18:15:43 GMT -5
I'm glad someone gilled the Fish about this story. It really caught me by surprise. Got me hook, line and sinker. ... I'll leave.
If you're gonna make Fish Puns, you're contractually obligated to say "Just for the Halibut". |
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Post by Fake Jesus on Aug 30, 2023 18:16:07 GMT -5
Bobby Fish and Kyle O'Reilly feel like some strange half-forgotten dream by now
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Post by UN PLOMBIER NIGHTMARE #blm on Aug 30, 2023 18:16:34 GMT -5
Bobby Fish and Kyle O'Reilly feel like some strange half-forgotten dream by now i miss KOR a lot |
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Post by Demented on Aug 30, 2023 18:17:51 GMT -5
I'm glad someone gilled the Fish about this story. It really caught me by surprise. Got me hook, line and sinker. ... I'll leave.
If you're gonna make Fish Puns, you're contractually obligated to say "Just for the Halibut".
I was going to make that pun, but I thought it would..... Flounder.
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Post by Jedi-El of Tomorrow on Aug 30, 2023 18:20:09 GMT -5
Bobby Fish might be the most unintentionally hilarious wrestler of modern times I'm still bitter about the like 5 weeks where he had a match on every show that went over like 8 minutes. Fish is one of those dudes that screams "tag wrestler", that's not a bad thing (look no further than Billy Gunn who made millions off of being a tag guy), but he ain't a singles star. I'm glad someone gilled the Fish about this story. It really caught me by surprise. Got me hook, line and sinker. ... I'll leave.
If you're gonna make Fish Puns, you're contractually obligated to say "Just for the Halibut". Of course this thread turns into fish puns. There was no trout about it once Fish was mentioned. |
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Post by Final Countdown Jones on Aug 30, 2023 18:21:57 GMT -5
Remember when they said that Punk has trained Muay Thai, jiujitsu, and kendo karate or some nonsense and he was out there doing leg kicks and spinning backfists? “he’s…he’s a poser.” He literally mentions Kenpo in every vignette and on the last show I watched I witnessed him do the most horrific sprawl ever trying to show off his ground game it's f***ing insane I remember in one of the PS2 games when he was still an ECW guy, he had "Submission" and "Martial Arts" as his main fighting styles his destiny really was his UFC run |
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Post by Jedi-El of Tomorrow on Aug 30, 2023 18:21:57 GMT -5
Bobby Fish and Kyle O'Reilly feel like some strange half-forgotten dream by now i miss KOR a lot KOR misses his buddy Von Wagner, who has revitalized his career with Mr Stone. |
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Post by Allie Kitsune on Aug 30, 2023 18:22:25 GMT -5
If you're gonna make Fish Puns, you're contractually obligated to say "Just for the Halibut". I was going to make that pun, but I thought it would..... Flounder. Arrrrgh, that one wounded me in a way which I might never eel. |
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Post by UN PLOMBIER NIGHTMARE #blm on Aug 30, 2023 18:23:33 GMT -5
KOR misses his buddy Von Wagner, who has revitalized his career with Mr Stone. don't even get me started on that KOR had a line of top notch bangers before he got injured but could you imagine KOR with how Von Wagner is now? would be amazing |
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Post by "Evil Brood" Jackson Vanik on Aug 30, 2023 18:23:35 GMT -5
Bobby Fish and Kyle O'Reilly feel like some strange half-forgotten dream by now i miss KOR a lot It's so weird that the dude was actually getting a pretty strong singles push and then immediately had to get surgery. It was such a blip in time. |
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Post by Demented on Aug 30, 2023 18:23:36 GMT -5
Jack Perry showing up to the Collision fishing lodge with a largemouth bass.
CM Punk slaps the bass out Perry's hands and hands him a Billy The Big Mouth Bass singing fish.
"WE USE FAKE BASS HERE!"
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Post by UN PLOMBIER NIGHTMARE #blm on Aug 30, 2023 18:24:16 GMT -5
It's so weird that the dude was actually getting a pretty strong singles push and then immediately had to get surgery. It was such a blip in time. dude was on fire, they were clearly pushing him hard as hell hopefully he gets that when he comes back, huge fan |
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Post by Hypnosis on Aug 30, 2023 18:25:54 GMT -5
I'm still bitter about the like 5 weeks where he had a match on every show that went over like 8 minutes. Fish is one of those dudes that screams "tag wrestler", that's not a bad thing (look no further than Billy Gunn who made millions off of being a tag guy), but he ain't a singles star. If you're gonna make Fish Puns, you're contractually obligated to say "Just for the Halibut". Of course this thread turns into fish puns. There was no trout about it once Fish was mentioned.   |
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Post by Mozenrath on Aug 30, 2023 18:35:47 GMT -5
Bobby Fish might be the most unintentionally hilarious wrestler of modern times I'm still bitter about the like 5 weeks where he had a match on every show that went over like 8 minutes. He's one of those guys who can't even really complain about WWE or AEW not trying with him or something, he got pushed and heavily used in both. It's just his ceiling is lower than Cole's, Strong's, or KOR's, so he was so thoroughly the fourth guy. |
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