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Post by Viking Hall on Sept 2, 2023 12:06:55 GMT -5
CM Punk is about as punk rock as Good Charlotte and Simple Plan. 😂😂😂 You're my new hero.
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Post by tagteammatchplaya on Sept 2, 2023 12:21:43 GMT -5
It's probably been said before but with the way he runs Collision, Punk would be absolute shit at managing a Target. CM Punk kicking out random shoppers he doesn't like while Ace Steel is eating the Kenny Omega, Young Bucks, Hangman and Jungle Boy figures in the back
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Post by Kalmia on Sept 2, 2023 12:37:59 GMT -5
It's probably been said before but with the way he runs Collision, Punk would be absolute shit at managing a Target. He'd never be able to fill the shift roster because he's banned half of the employees. Danhausen will be pulling triple shifts.
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Post by Mid-Carder on Sept 2, 2023 12:44:37 GMT -5
"I'm trying to ruin a business here!"
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Post by Chiral on Sept 2, 2023 12:45:13 GMT -5
"Alright couple of announcements. First up, too many of you f***ers are asking for time off. I know you're faking it when you say you're sick, or your grandma's sick. It's all bullshit, and I can see right through it. Don't f***ing lie to me, ever. I'm way too smart for your dumb shit. Second up. Johnston? I saw you had some tweets about me. Do we have a f***ing problem? Do you want to take this outside? Actually, don't bother, I'm so f***ing done with you. You're out. Get the f*** out of here. Asking for days off, saying I'M soft...I can't believe I work with you assholes. I hate it here so much...I would quit but this place NEEDS me, the state of the business if I'm not running Target #A1415...it makes me wince to think about it."
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Post by Final Countdown Jones on Sept 2, 2023 12:47:46 GMT -5
Chain Manager Punk putting a customer in a chokehold because 'the customer started it' when they told him to cry them a river would not have defenders.
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Post by The Captain on Sept 2, 2023 13:08:22 GMT -5
I don't think anyone was even giving Jack Perry a free pass. Like, his shooty "real glass cry me a river" comment shouldn't have happened and he should get suspended for it.
But it's also another example of Punk being "Do as I say, but not as I do." Because Punk made a career of shooty comments being woven into kayfabe. But when someone else does it, he throws hands, uses his dictator powers to keep them off Collision, or uses his Minister of Information to spread garbage that paints them in the worst possible light.
So yes, Jack Perry should be suspended as this is his first real offense with the company. Punk deserves to get shitcanned for being a repeat offender and thin-skinned bitch.
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Post by tagteammatchplaya on Sept 2, 2023 13:12:20 GMT -5
Dax Harwood: Attention Target Shoppers "Talks about Bret Hart for 2 hours"
Cash Wheeler: *Didn't make it to shift because he got arrested for Road Rage on the way there
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Post by Final Countdown Jones on Sept 2, 2023 13:18:03 GMT -5
I don't think anyone was even giving Jack Perry a free pass. Like, his shooty "real glass cry me a river" comment shouldn't have happened and he should get suspended for it. But it's also another example of Punk being "Do as I say, but not as I do." Because Punk made a career of shooty comments being woven into kayfabe. But when someone else does it, he throws hands, uses his dictator powers to keep them off Collision, or uses his Minister of Information to spread garbage that paints them in the worst possible light. So yes, Jack Perry should be suspended as this is his first real offense with the company. Punk deserves to get shitcanned for being a repeat offender and thin-skinned bitch. I've definitely seen people give him a pass, say he shouldn't be punished, say Punk leaked the story in the first place, etc. I think the big difference is that the claims Perry shouldn't be punished, even if I disagree with them, are more rounded and reasonable arguments than the people on about t-shirt sales or the selective cut-off point that makes it so "Perry started it" and absolve Punk's physical escalation of the issue. I can swallow 'He said some words that's not too bad' a lot easier than I can swallow the apologetics for a violent dickhead who keeps attacking people and then burying them to the dirtsheets.
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Post by Futureraven: Beelzebruv on Sept 2, 2023 13:20:47 GMT -5
With Punk losing Britt (by extension Cole) and MJF... At this point I think the only main eventers left for Punk to actually work with are Ricky Starks, Samoa Joe, maybe Miro, Darby and Jay White if you count them as main eventers... is that it? I can't think of anyone else. Such a small pool of main eventers to work with is not sustainable. There is Powerhouse Hobbs and The House of Black, but thats about it. And if Punk is dead set on his "Real Worlds Champion" character, storyline be dammed, then any program with Punk is going to be a chore. All great talents, but if you listed the AEW top 10, how many would get on there? Especially as high up as MJF, the BCC, the Elite etc. Give Collision a few more big names and have them put over those guys, they're great prospects who could have amazing world title runs, main events but for now, the roster isn't the a list at this moment.
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Post by tagteammatchplaya on Sept 2, 2023 13:22:40 GMT -5
CM Punk dealing with Karen's at Target would be gold
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Post by Chiral on Sept 2, 2023 13:22:59 GMT -5
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Post by Futureraven: Beelzebruv on Sept 2, 2023 13:24:00 GMT -5
I don't think anyone was even giving Jack Perry a free pass. Like, his shooty "real glass cry me a river" comment shouldn't have happened and he should get suspended for it. But it's also another example of Punk being "Do as I say, but not as I do." Because Punk made a career of shooty comments being woven into kayfabe. But when someone else does it, he throws hands, uses his dictator powers to keep them off Collision, or uses his Minister of Information to spread garbage that paints them in the worst possible light. So yes, Jack Perry should be suspended as this is his first real offense with the company. Punk deserves to get shitcanned for being a repeat offender and thin-skinned bitch. I've definitely seen people give him a pass, say he shouldn't be punished, say Punk leaked the story in the first place, etc. I think the big difference is that the claims Perry shouldn't be punished, even if I disagree with them, are more rounded and reasonable arguments than the people on about t-shirt sales or the selective cut-off point that makes it so "Perry started it" and absolve Punk's physical escalation of the issue. I can swallow 'He said some words that's not too bad' a lot easier than I can swallow the apologetics for a violent dickhead who keeps attacking people and then burying them to the dirtsheets. I think they both should be punished, but in the history of wrestling, even the last couple of years, how many people have been suspended for just shooty jabs like that? So I can understand Jungke getting off normally.
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Post by daaave on Sept 2, 2023 13:25:46 GMT -5
Hasn't the rumours been Omega would work with Punk? Maybe even Hangman. Well, maybe not now. But it's just the Bucks that don't want it.
Sure Danielson would work with him too
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Post by UN PLOMBIER NIGHTMARE #blm on Sept 2, 2023 13:27:11 GMT -5
kicking myself for not thinking of chain manager punk, god damn it
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Post by UN PLOMBIER NIGHTMARE #blm on Sept 2, 2023 13:32:23 GMT -5
I think I owe an apology to Mercedes stans, because they have nothing on CM Punk stans. i hope you know they'd probably see this message and be like "BESTIES! GRAB SOME TORCHES!"
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Post by markymark on Sept 2, 2023 13:37:39 GMT -5
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Post by Kalmia on Sept 2, 2023 13:40:57 GMT -5
Before the scrum last year, one of my most anticipated matches was Punk vs Omega. They're both masters at putting together matches and if they worked together and found a middle ground, I thought it could have been really special.
Now I have zero interest in it because there's no way they'd be able to have a match without all of this shoot nonsense coming in. I'm sure the match would still be great, but the build would be insufferable.
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Post by UN PLOMBIER NIGHTMARE #blm on Sept 2, 2023 13:41:20 GMT -5
how funny that with a poser quote he is literally mega posing in the thumbnail
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Post by lionheart21 on Sept 2, 2023 13:41:24 GMT -5
Oh, if Punk had an issue with Hangman inadvertently stiffing him in their match, the Japanese style would eat him alive.
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