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Post by markymark on Sept 2, 2023 17:57:40 GMT -5
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Post by Lizuka #BLM on Sept 2, 2023 17:57:48 GMT -5
Dying at that tweet. "YOU AND THE YOUNG CUCKS CAUSED ALL THIS SHIT TO HAPPEN!!!!!!!" My new conspiracy theory is that The Young Cucks is what Punk's named his hands.
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Post by Bo Rida on Sept 2, 2023 17:58:14 GMT -5
Another thing that would have been crazy a few years ago is that it's likely Punk has retired before Sting, Daddy Ass and Jeff Jarrett.
All of those have had better received final runs.
Jeff Jarrett is arguably (?) more popular with the majority of fans than CM Punk. Ain't he great?
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Post by UN PLOMBIER NIGHTMARE #blm on Sept 2, 2023 17:58:21 GMT -5
he is as likely to sue tony khan as i am to wonder if different colored pikmin taste different
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Post by Burst on Sept 2, 2023 17:58:39 GMT -5
Danhausen, King, and FTR when they receive a text from Phil asking them why they're still on AEW TV Now that you mention it, I totally expect Punk's BPD narcissistic ass will outright demand that they resign in protest, and when they (probably) refuse, he'll go splitting like Johnny Cage, cut them out of his life too, and suddenly all the dirt sheets are reporting all this crazy hearsay about them for some strange reason.
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Post by Lizuka #BLM on Sept 2, 2023 17:59:07 GMT -5
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Post by BorneAgain on Sept 2, 2023 18:00:31 GMT -5
Another thing that would have been crazy a few years ago is that it's likely Punk has retired before Sting, Daddy Ass and Jeff Jarrett. All of those have had better received final runs. Jeff Jarrett is arguably (?) more popular with the majority of fans than CM Punk. Ain't he great? There's an MMA Jarrett/Mickey Gall joke to be had there, but I'm too classy to make it.
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Post by A Little Doo Doo on Sept 2, 2023 18:00:36 GMT -5
Young Cucks is hilarious. I'm still more mature than Phil Brooks.
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Post by Mozenrath on Sept 2, 2023 18:00:56 GMT -5
Britt Baker buying everyone in the locker room Big Macs right now.* *except Thunder Rosa *buys Rosa a Jr Whopper* I like the idea she got it at another store, like maybe she just was driving and thought, "No, that's mean" and stopped at Burger King on the way. Just lies and tells Rosa they f***ed up her order and she was down one sandwich.
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Post by Richard on Sept 2, 2023 18:01:16 GMT -5
Wow. The day before a PPV in his hometown in a building they booked because of him. TK ain't in Bitchhalla, he's ascended to Balls of Diamondville.
And for all those bitching that he didn't do it sooner or the second it happened, he stuck to his guns and did things the right way.
As for Punk, dude is entertaining but he has shown he just can't be in a spot of power. Put a strong leader on top and he can work for awhile but not anything else.
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Post by Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] on Sept 2, 2023 18:01:40 GMT -5
Dying at that tweet. "YOU AND THE YOUNG CUCKS CAUSED ALL THIS SHIT TO HAPPEN!!!!!!!" I've never seen people so irrationally angry at wrestlers as I do when The Young Bucks just constantly succeed at life
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Post by Kalmia on Sept 2, 2023 18:01:56 GMT -5
It's everyone's fault but Punk's. He's just a poor little baby, being taken advantage of and manipulated by everyone around him to be an absolute asshole.
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Post by Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] on Sept 2, 2023 18:02:14 GMT -5
The only thing that brings Punk joy anymore: Lawsuits
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Post by Schizo on Sept 2, 2023 18:02:34 GMT -5
I could imagine Jungle Boy is becoming everyone’s hero for making this happen!
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Post by UN PLOMBIER NIGHTMARE #blm on Sept 2, 2023 18:02:41 GMT -5
[aew locker room sitting together dejected and recovering, nobody saying a thing and not knowing what to do now]
[suddenly in the middle of the crowd]
"y'all wanna talk shit on thunder rosa?"
[deafening cheers and trash being thrown everywhere]
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Post by Lizuka #BLM on Sept 2, 2023 18:03:48 GMT -5
[aew locker room sitting together dejected and recovering, nobody saying a thing and not knowing what to do now]
[suddenly in the middle of the crowd]
"y'all wanna talk shit on thunder rosa?"
[deafening cheers and trash being thrown everywhere] Thunder Rosa starts booting people from Collision and gets mad over Anna wanting to be set on fire.
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Post by Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] on Sept 2, 2023 18:04:08 GMT -5
"We open Collision tonight with a word from Tony Khan" "Thanks guys..."
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Post by XIII on Sept 2, 2023 18:05:16 GMT -5
Ace Steele got to be getting shitcanned too, right?
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Post by yokohamacpfc on Sept 2, 2023 18:05:37 GMT -5
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Post by Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] on Sept 2, 2023 18:05:38 GMT -5
Ace Steele got to be getting shitcanned too, right? He gets even more backpay for some reason
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