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Post by ElmerFudd on Dec 8, 2022 22:20:34 GMT -5
I remember at the start of the Pandemic Walmart was a madhouse and there was this guy riding around one in of those motorized shopping carts screaming "You're All Doomed" like Crazy Ralph from Friday the 13th. Anyone got other interesting stories to tell?
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Ultimo Gallos
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Post by Ultimo Gallos on Dec 8, 2022 23:02:18 GMT -5
Close to 15 years ago I had just moved to where I live now. At 2am realized I needed a surge protector to hook something up.
We hopped in her car drove to the nearest Walmart which was open 24/7 back then. As we park I see all the employees running towards the front,"There is either a theif or a fight." Get told I am wrong.
Walk in and see two ladies.... I will be nice and just say then were large enough to get a weekly show on TLC. The employees were standing about 10 foot back from them. The two ladies were throwing punches and yelling stuff. "GOT GET TESTED FEMALE DOG CAUSE YOU GOTS MY BLOOD ON YA!" and "HOWS THEM PORK N BEANS FEEL see you next tuesday!"
The last one was after the Female Dog lady shoved the other and she crashed into a display of Busches baked beans and knocked half it over.
THey fought until the cops pulled up. Then stopped and walked out. I went to get what i needed. And when we left no cops and neither lady.
Really if you want crazy stuff in this town hit up Waffle House on Fri/Sat after about 1am. Had 3 guys try to fight one guy,I got video of this incident. EDIT ok so cause YT restricted the video I cant embed it. Also now I heard no slurs used in the video but that doesnt mean there wasn't any. So if you want to see this search "Waffle wrestling federation" on Youtube.
Then 2 weeks later dude comes in pissed cause his lady's hours got cut. Shoots the manager on shift,she died days later.
Then months after all that saw another fight happen in the pparking lot.
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Post by ElmerFudd on Dec 8, 2022 23:45:41 GMT -5
Close to 15 years ago I had just moved to where I live now. At 2am realized I needed a surge protector to hook something up. We hopped in her car drove to the nearest Walmart which was open 24/7 back then. As we park I see all the employees running towards the front,"There is either a theif or a fight." Get told I am wrong. Walk in and see two ladies.... I will be nice and just say then were large enough to get a weekly show on TLC. The employees were standing about 10 foot back from them. The two ladies were throwing punches and yelling stuff. "GOT GET TESTED FEMALE DOG CAUSE YOU GOTS MY BLOOD ON YA!" and "HOWS THEM PORK N BEANS FEEL see you next tuesday!" The last one was after the Female Dog lady shoved the other and she crashed into a display of Busches baked beans and knocked half it over. THey fought until the cops pulled up. Then stopped and walked out. I went to get what i needed. And when we left no cops and neither lady. Really if you want crazy stuff in this town hit up Waffle House on Fri/Sat after about 1am. Had 3 guys try to fight one guy,I got video of this incident. EDIT ok so cause YT restricted the video I cant embed it. Also now I heard no slurs used in the video but that doesnt mean there wasn't any. So if you want to see this search "Waffle wrestling federation" on Youtube. Then 2 weeks later dude comes in pissed cause his lady's hours got cut. Shoots the manager on shift,she died days later. Then months after all that saw another fight happen in the pparking lot. Never been to Waffle House that sounds dangerous. Now I imagine going to one and Kevin Nash is there laughing at CM Punk being a short order cook and Punk throws muffins at him. Then Nash gets a text message on his cellular telephone but doesn't know how it works to ever know who sent it. |
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El Pollo Guerrera
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Post by El Pollo Guerrera on Dec 9, 2022 0:17:46 GMT -5
I live in a small town in northern BC, and yes we have a Walmart. In 2020, a couple of teens headed to a Grad costume party notice smoke coming from the Pet section and found a fire had been set. One started fighting it with an extiguisher while the other one went to alert the staff (who hadn't noticed the smoke yet). The funny part? Guess what costumes the teens were wearing? Click here and find out! |
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Dec 9, 2022 0:37:26 GMT -5
I live in a small town in northern BC, and yes we have a Walmart. In 2020, a couple of teens headed to a Grad costume party notice smoke coming from the Pet section and found a fire had been set. One started fighting it with an extiguisher while the other one went to alert the staff (who hadn't noticed the smoke yet). The funny part? Guess what costumes the teens were wearing? Click here and find out!Did it turn out the fire was started by the store manager, Old Man Withers trying to collect on insurance fraud? |
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Post by ElmerFudd on Dec 9, 2022 3:50:46 GMT -5
I live in a small town in northern BC, and yes we have a Walmart. In 2020, a couple of teens headed to a Grad costume party notice smoke coming from the Pet section and found a fire had been set. One started fighting it with an extiguisher while the other one went to alert the staff (who hadn't noticed the smoke yet). The funny part? Guess what costumes the teens were wearing? Click here and find out!Did it turn out the fire was started by the store manager, Old Man Withers trying to collect on insurance fraud? Could've been Old Man Peabody upset after Marty McFly crashed into his pine tree. |
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Post by ppl591 on Dec 9, 2022 6:10:49 GMT -5
I live in a small town in northern BC, and yes we have a Walmart. In 2020, a couple of teens headed to a Grad costume party notice smoke coming from the Pet section and found a fire had been set. One started fighting it with an extiguisher while the other one went to alert the staff (who hadn't noticed the smoke yet). The funny part? Guess what costumes the teens were wearing? Click here and find out!Did it turn out the fire was started by the store manager, Old Man Withers trying to collect on insurance fraud? And he would've gotten away with it if it weren't for those meddling kids |
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Push R Truth
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Post by Push R Truth on Dec 9, 2022 8:08:01 GMT -5
I don't think I've ever been in the Super Walmart and NOT seen ice cream, meat or dairy sitting on a shelf in a random non-refrigerated isle.
Who are these f@#%#$@% monsters that are like "Oh I'll just set this gallon of rocky road next to the tortillas" and then walk away talking on their cellphone about how stupid their boyfriend/girlfriend is.
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Post by saneiac on Dec 10, 2022 13:18:35 GMT -5
At about 1 AM, I was in the checkout line at Walmart behind a teenager, about 15-ish, shopping with his grandmother. Grandma was in one of those motorized shopping carts, because grandma was completely blind. As they're checking out, grandma requests a carton of cigarettes. Some obscure brand I've never heard of. The clerk goes to get it, but comes back empty handed, because she can't find that brand. So the boy goes with her back to the cigarette cage and points out to her where grandma's brand is located. They finish checking out, but when the boy tries to pay, the clerk suddenly refuses to take the patment. Why? Because she isn't allowed to sell cigarettes to minors. The boy politely tries to explain that they aren't his cigarettes. They're grandma's cigarettes. She asked for them. The clerk answers that since the boy knew where they were and even pointed to them, they must be for him. After a long argument, grandma asks to talk to the manager. The manager arrived, heard the entire story, and... agreed with the clerk. "If these are for her, why did you point to them?" "Because she's blind!" "Doesn't matter!" When the manager wanted to empty out their bagged items and re-check their entire purchase for any more "contraband", they both just left without buying anything.
I guess the moral of the story is that no matter how bad a reputation Walmart customers have, the employees can be even worse. I hope they got sued.
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