🔵SmackDown Thread 12/16/22 - Freshly Manscaped 4 The Chief

[Gawk Rivers]

We're live from the 3 year hometown of Abe Lincoln and tonight

- Roman Reigns is back and he's gonna check Sami out real good. Dude needed a haircut and everything I hope he looks sexy tonight.
- WORLD CUP FINAL (II): GUNTHER vs. Ricochet with GOOTER's IC title on the line. Will Ricochet realize the true purpose of the World Cup as a weapon of blunt force trauma?
- The team known as Liv Nox will take on Damage CNTRL (Io & Dakota) with the Women's Tag Titles on the line. 
- AIN'T NO RESPAWN IN THIS MATCH: Hit Row vs. Legado Del Fantasma  vs. The Viking Raiders. Losers die. If Hit Row wins the 2023 Hit Row Album will get an iTunes feature.
- TITY HOWDY KIDNAPPED LA KNIGHT AND YOU CAN FIND THEIR ADVENTURES TOGETHER ON _COMEWITHME ON TIKTOK. WILL MR. ABUELA EXPLAIN HIS ACTIONS?

[XIII]

I think that tonight’s the night that Sanity returns to make it a Cube of suck in the tag ranks.

[Gawk Rivers]

Dec 16, 2022 16:26:41 GMT -5 XIII said:

I think that tonight’s the night that Sanity returns to make it a Cube of suck in the tag ranks.

Mad Man Fulton is physically unable to appear by law of the universe if you don't manifest him please

[XIII]

Dec 16, 2022 16:27:45 GMT -5 Gawk Rivers said:

Dec 16, 2022 16:26:41 GMT -5 XIII said:

I think that tonight’s the night that Sanity returns to make it a Cube of suck in the tag ranks.

Mad Man Fulton is physically unable to appear by law of the universe if you don't manifest him please

[J is Justice]

Liv better be back to being a psycho.

[1 Free Moon-Down with Burger]

[XIII]

% chance that LÁ Knight is now under the control of Tio Hola: 61.7

[Deleted]

Legado better win that match. HHH can at least do me THAT solid.

[gl83]

Dec 16, 2022 17:12:23 GMT -5 @vonwagner said:

Legado better win that match. HHH can at least do me THAT solid.

Actually, I can see Hit Row winning, if for no other reason, but to give the Usos another team to run over.

[Hypnosis]

"I personally would love to see a remake of this."

I agree with Kross there.

[Von Wagner's Brownies]

Well, good news is LA Knight is still alive.

[bob]

If Sami shaved and got a hair cut he's gonna look really strange

[Gawk Rivers]

Dec 16, 2022 18:51:03 GMT -5 Von Wagner's Brownies said:

Well, good news is LA Knight is still alive.

IDK WHERE THE f*** TO START LIKE DO I START AT UNCLE HOWDY BEING ON TIKTOK OR BROADCASTING FROM HIS FREAKY DUDE LAIR OR f***ING HAVING A KIDNAPPED LA KNIGHT ON TIKTOK WITH HIM 

Gotta update the damn thread now 

[Finish Uncle Muffin’s Story]

Dec 16, 2022 18:51:03 GMT -5 Von Wagner's Brownies said:

Well, good news is LA Knight is still alive.

This is a clever way to use social to drum interest in actually watching the show.

[mistery]

I hope that is located under the ring.

[Gawk Rivers]

Have Hit Row had another freestyle since the Ragnarok Incident

[Von Wagner's Brownies]

Dec 16, 2022 19:05:59 GMT -5 Gawk Rivers said:

Have Hit Row had another freestyle since the Ragnarok Incident

Funny you should mention that.

["Evil Brood" Jackson Vanik]

Tonight will be a double taping by the way. No live SmackDown next week.

[Gawk Rivers]

Dec 16, 2022 19:11:29 GMT -5 Von Wagner's Brownies said:

Dec 16, 2022 19:05:59 GMT -5 Gawk Rivers said:

Have Hit Row had another freestyle since the Ragnarok Incident

Funny you should mention that.

IN 2023 WE GOT THE HIT ROW ALBUM ABSD,BGJ,DFVBGJKDFBGHKVDFHKVGDKFHVGDKFVGASDFG YES YES OH MY GOD f***

Also Ashantii Adonis is legit worse than Satan wow.

[Gawk Rivers]

Me: So like why doesn't Ashanti do more

Ashanti: *literally sounds like icejjfish*