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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Dec 22, 2022 5:32:18 GMT -5
So a former Cardinal/Astros farm prospect transformed into a whiny conspiracy loving rapper who rips off Eminem, and he teamed with another rapper who based on their content should *never* team up for anything ever, and they all hate that big motherf***er Keith Lee and they kicked his ass because Swerve Is A Legend.
Seems easy to follow.
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Post by clifford on Dec 22, 2022 6:53:43 GMT -5
that shit was wild lol
you gotta let Rick Ross just stand there observing in ring segments with a live mic every week.
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Post by Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] on Dec 22, 2022 7:07:13 GMT -5
So a former Cardinal/Astros farm prospect transformed into a whiny conspiracy loving rapper who rips off Eminem, and he teamed with another rapper who based on their content should *never* team up for anything ever, and they all hate that big motherf***er Keith Lee and they kicked his ass because Swerve Is A Legend. Seems easy to follow. Parker also was really excited about the entire endeavor.
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Post by markymark on Dec 22, 2022 7:15:12 GMT -5
Parker Boudreaux looked really, REALLY green during that very short interaction
Yeah, its bad that Grendan(who has less experience) looked better than him
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Post by xCompackx on Dec 22, 2022 8:10:01 GMT -5
Eh, I liked it. It was dumb, accomplished what it needed to, and gave us a very funny FCC violation so I can't hate on it.
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Post by YAKMAN is ICHIBAN on Dec 22, 2022 8:26:54 GMT -5
Here's him YAKKING a bomb I approve.
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Post by "Magic" Mark Hurr on Dec 22, 2022 8:43:37 GMT -5
Keith Lee- "Pretell my fellow AEW Galaxians. As this sphere thet we inhabit orbits the sun, what betrayal against the cosmos have I exhibited to have this treacherous naive gift upon me, a cranially bare f***ing dumb f*** like Rick Ross to disrespectfully squander the the magic of meticulously arranged pixelation which can been viewed via a globally televised transmission whom f***ing goes into business for himself during our conference? I search for reason? I'm unable to decipher the causation in which has me the transgressor? I struggle to locate my involvement in the matter? Didn’t do a goddamn thing." Fixed
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Post by 1 Free Moon-Down with Burger on Dec 22, 2022 9:17:49 GMT -5
Oh I know who the lump is. Dude has a broken controller that won’t stop hitting the taunt button It is pretty funny to see him go from stoic as hell Harland to Parker "I just inhaled a bowl of cocaine before this match" Bordeaux I find his overhyped nature a bit endearing, it does kinda remind me of Brock lol Brock didn’t suck though lol
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Post by Celexa Bliss 54 on Dec 22, 2022 9:25:26 GMT -5
STP to back up Keith Lee?
Plot twist I didn't see coming, but I'm down with. I really want more Shane Taylor Promotions on AEW. I'd originally thought they should've been Swerve's posse, but backing up Keith is cool, too.
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Post by Harry The Arrow was Wrong! on Dec 22, 2022 9:28:01 GMT -5
There is something about Parker that is just incredibly non threatening. Maybe it's his awkward movement, his hilariously bad tattoos or his very fake tough guy demeanor.
It was hilarious seeing him attack Keith from behind only for Keith to just whoop his ass with ease. What a jabroni lmao.
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Post by polarbearpete on Dec 22, 2022 9:28:07 GMT -5
That was brutal to watch, while also being absurd. Not sure I like Swerve having those two as his goons. Doesn’t scream main event presentation, but maybe they’ll fix it somehow.
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Post by coleslaw on Dec 22, 2022 9:35:59 GMT -5
I'd kinda rather have Swerve as a solo act, rather than having these two goobers in tow.
But if it gets Rick Ross in more Nyquil-fueled segments I'm down for anything
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Dec 22, 2022 9:38:47 GMT -5
AEW be having them TEW AI generated stables, lmaooooo.
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Post by kingoftheindies on Dec 22, 2022 9:43:53 GMT -5
STP to back up Keith Lee?
Plot twist I didn't see coming, but I'm down with. I really want more Shane Taylor Promotions on AEW. I'd originally thought they should've been Swerve's posse, but backing up Keith is cool, too. It was missed on the Final Battle broadcast but they brought it up in the video package last week. Keith embraced STP after the match
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Post by Denny Zen is Cooking™ on Dec 22, 2022 10:00:18 GMT -5
AEW be having them TEW AI generated stables, lmaooooo. This does lend credence to the "Tony Khan is playing TEW in real life" theory. Like this was a: *Granden Goetzman has entered the world of professional wrestling* *Tony Khan clicks the Hidden Gems section and sees Granden Goetzman*
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Post by chrom on Dec 22, 2022 10:33:50 GMT -5
The next person that suggests a stable gets tied up and forced to watch The Crows' Scene from Dumbo.
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Post by EZ: Brainy Bae on Dec 22, 2022 10:40:45 GMT -5
Parker left the Trustbusters to join the Nutbusters
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Post by floundertime on Dec 22, 2022 10:40:53 GMT -5
The tattoo guy spent 9 years in minor league baseball and only 17 games were in AAA. Most of the time he was in A ball. That’s a lot of years in minor league baseball to barely sniff AAA much less the majors. He was dedicated to baseball. Hopefully he’s as dedicated to wrestling. Btw if you want to see what he looked before all the ink google him. Looks like a different guy.
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Post by markymark on Dec 22, 2022 10:43:36 GMT -5
The tattoo guy spent 9 years in minor league baseball and only 17 games were in AAA. Most of the time he was in A ball. That’s a lot of years in minor league baseball to barely sniff AAA much less the majors. He was dedicated to baseball. Hopefully he’s as dedicated to wrestling. Btw if you want to see what he looked before all the ink google him. Looks like a different guy.
He looked more competent than Parker on the Keith Lee beatdown(low bar I know...)
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Post by Zone Was Wrong on Dec 22, 2022 10:47:00 GMT -5
Don't think more stables is a bad thing. The thing recently has been having stables that are kind of terrible. Trustbusters and Jay Lethal's group are stand outs. I don't mind The Firm but they really don't have much of an identity. And now we have Swerve, who is amazing, and one unknown and a green as hell hoss who needs A LOT of seasoning before getting brought to the big stage.
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