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Post by Rudy Gobert Weather Machine on Dec 23, 2022 22:12:56 GMT -5
So YouTube just recommended me a Top Dolla music video from 4 years ago and god damn dude I don't even know what to do with my life after watching this
(language, top dolla noises)
"IT WAS EITHER FORESKIN OR FORECLOSURE" - WILLIAM "TOP" DOLLA
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Post by darbus alan on Dec 24, 2022 15:45:49 GMT -5
Even Enzo and his consensual penis are better than this guy.
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Post by XIII on Dec 24, 2022 16:01:22 GMT -5
Against all odds I made it to the part where his boss wanted him to bone her and he did, but only to provide for his family. No way am I making it another 2 minutes. Holy hell, Tobias Dolla
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Post by chazraps on Dec 27, 2022 1:51:04 GMT -5
Wow, he should stick to wrestling. Even Enzo and his consensual penis are better than this guy. I say this, at least Top Dolla/Franco didn't steal a bunch of Macklemore and Leslie Nielsen lines. They've both the absolute worst rappers to ever step in a wrestling ring, but I fully believe at least Top Dolla writes all his own stuff.
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Post by chazraps on Dec 27, 2022 1:52:52 GMT -5
Against all odds I made it to the part where his boss wanted him to bone her and he did, but only to provide for his family. No way am I making it another 2 minutes. Holy hell, Tobias Dolla Kinda wish I had done this. I wasn't planning on clicking it until I saw the "Foreskin or foreclosure" line in the OP so I figured I'd at least watch it until I got to that line. It ends in trauma-porn, as you could probably have guessed by the needlessly glib title.
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Post by chazraps on Dec 27, 2022 1:54:15 GMT -5
Holy shit, the description:
"61,433 views Apr 5, 2018 FRAN¢ enlists the help of his homie Chris "Broadway" Romero to bring the Bully Club the video they have all been waiting for. #Hashtag is a story about a man and his family and simultaneously its about so much more. FRAN¢ takes a stand against police brutality and gun violence in a video and song unlike any other before it."
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Post by Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] on Dec 27, 2022 2:11:55 GMT -5
I came in here hoping Chazraps had already ripped this to shreds, I was NOT disappointed lmfao
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Post by papagiorgio on Dec 27, 2022 6:40:56 GMT -5
Awful song. An adult toy store might be open until 11, not a kid one...
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Post by Dub H on Dec 27, 2022 7:37:58 GMT -5
I came in here hoping Chazraps had already ripped this to shreds, I was NOT disappointed lmfao Chazraps can't wrestler but is a great rapper Hit rows can't wrestle or rap Chazraps > hit row. He'll not even as a joke ,his work on Angelicos theme already is a bigger contribution to wrestling than all of the hit rows career without Swerve
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Post by PKO on Dec 27, 2022 7:56:36 GMT -5
I love rap where it’s obvious they’ve been googling “what rhymes with _____” for every line
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Post by XIII on Dec 27, 2022 10:46:28 GMT -5
Holy shit, the description: "61,433 views Apr 5, 2018 FRAN¢ enlists the help of his homie Chris "Broadway" Romero to bring the Bully Club the video they have all been waiting for. #Hashtag is a story about a man and his family and simultaneously its about so much more. FRAN¢ takes a stand against police brutality and gun violence in a video and song unlike any other before it." LMAO. Were there any more mentions of the police other than when he gets pulled over and he’s like “I hope he’s not white! Aw, f*** he’s white.” Then he gets let off with a warning.
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Post by Facetious on Dec 27, 2022 14:26:40 GMT -5
When he got released, I remember him posting some of his music because people kept shitting on him and I thought it was mediocre.
So that being said, he's improved tenfold since he dropped this.... uh jam. Still not great, but yikes lol
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Post by chazraps on Dec 27, 2022 16:29:05 GMT -5
Holy shit, the description: "61,433 views Apr 5, 2018 FRAN¢ enlists the help of his homie Chris "Broadway" Romero to bring the Bully Club the video they have all been waiting for. #Hashtag is a story about a man and his family and simultaneously its about so much more. FRAN¢ takes a stand against police brutality and gun violence in a video and song unlike any other before it." LMAO. Were there any more mentions of the police other than when he gets pulled over and he’s like “I hope he’s not white! Aw, f*** he’s white.” Then he gets let off with a warning. There's...a ending. It's an "ooof."
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Post by Rudy Gobert Weather Machine on Dec 27, 2022 16:33:28 GMT -5
AH f*** HE'S WHITE would have been me if Skryptz ended up being Nash Carter
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Post by Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] on Dec 27, 2022 17:31:46 GMT -5
Still thinking about how they tried to make the character in this sympathetic but he literally f***s his boss and cheats on his wife and tries to handwave it away with "But I'm doing it for my family so it's ok" lmfao
"It's either foreskin or foreclosure" is one of those verses where I can almost feel someone going up to Top Dolla and being like "Dude, retire, this ain't for you" lmfao
Also the animation is ATROCIOUS like "Looks like they used Facebook Avatars on an X-Box Kinect" bad. It's hard for me to get into your story when your child looks like a horrifying monster whose eyes can't stay focused because they rigged the models with a potato...
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Post by Final Countdown Jones on Dec 27, 2022 17:53:41 GMT -5
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Post by chazraps on Dec 27, 2022 18:51:26 GMT -5
Still thinking about how they tried to make the character in this sympathetic but he literally f***s his boss and cheats on his wife and tries to handwave it away with "But I'm doing it for my family so it's ok" lmfao "It's either foreskin or foreclosure" is one of those verses where I can almost feel someone going up to Top Dolla and being like "Dude, retire, this ain't for you" lmfao Also the animation is ATROCIOUS like "Looks like they used Facebook Avatars on an X-Box Kinect" bad. It's hard for me to get into your story when your child looks like a horrifying monster whose eyes can't stay focused because they rigged the models with a potato... Yeah, it's telling how bad the music is that we're just not getting to the animation. It's like if Mark Zuckerberg made a Meta version of Skateboard P.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 27, 2022 23:30:31 GMT -5
I came in here hoping Chazraps had already ripped this to shreds, I was NOT disappointed lmfao Chazraps can't wrestler but is a great rapper Hit rows can't wrestle or rap Chazraps > hit row. He'll not even as a joke ,his work on Angelicos theme already is a bigger contribution to wrestling than all of the hit rows career without Swerve While everyone is showing Chazraps love I want to ask him publicly: Can you do one of your freestyles where we pick the topics in a thread sometime soon?
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Post by chazraps on Dec 28, 2022 1:41:14 GMT -5
Chazraps can't wrestler but is a great rapper Hit rows can't wrestle or rap Chazraps > hit row. He'll not even as a joke ,his work on Angelicos theme already is a bigger contribution to wrestling than all of the hit rows career without Swerve While everyone is showing Chazraps love I want to ask him publicly: Can you do one of your freestyles where we pick the topics in a thread sometime soon? Oh sweet, yeah I'd be happy to! It's been a while. Maybe closer to Mania season.
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Post by thegatewaydrug on Dec 28, 2022 1:54:49 GMT -5
Well.... uhhh, he sure captured the mundane and monotonous nature of that hypothetical day.
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