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Post by wildojinx on Dec 24, 2022 22:00:40 GMT -5
This one mainly comes up when browsing youtube (havent seen it on tv yet), but "The Russos have become nocturnal due to slow internet speed, they can only use it when everyone else is asleep". Howlingly unfunny.
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Post by Spider2024 on Dec 24, 2022 22:32:14 GMT -5
I've seen that one on tv. I agree on the lame-ness of the humor. Bonus points for making a "that is OUR word" joke that was just stupid and unnecessary and a 100% bad thing to put in.
Let's mention a Christmas one: the Wendy's employee that sees 'Santa' eating a Frosty so he sits on his lap. So many levels of wrong.
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Post by Rave on Dec 24, 2022 22:35:38 GMT -5
Can the State Farm commercials please just go away, especially the one with the shrimp tails? Awful.
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Dec 24, 2022 22:52:43 GMT -5
Aside from literally every (banned subject) ones I had to suffer through?
Maybe the Lenda For Linda ad from LendingTree.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Dec 24, 2022 22:56:39 GMT -5
The one where the blue mascot shows up behind the window in the corporate meeting.
They must have played this conservatively 8 million times before YT videos.
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Post by Ryback on a Pole! on Dec 24, 2022 23:08:58 GMT -5
I hate Hero Wars.
Every ad shows an entirely different type of game---how is that even allowed? It's blatant false advertising.
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Post by Bang Bang Bart on Dec 24, 2022 23:34:55 GMT -5
Rogers Wrapped in Red
(Only Canadians who watch a lot of hockey will get this)
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Post by tirtefaa on Dec 24, 2022 23:57:19 GMT -5
I'm really really sick of the Geico gecko. Like, I know he's their mascot, but the commercials aren't even clever anymore. I'm just ready for someone to step on him or something. I don't think there are any good insurance mascots, but the gecko is by far the most overdue for retirement. Can the State Farm commercials please just go away, especially the one with the shrimp tails? Awful. Who wrote that one? Jensen Karp? |
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Post by Mozenrath on Dec 25, 2022 0:42:41 GMT -5
"I LIKE TO SNIFF MY BEARD AFTER A REALLY GOOD MEAL"
and... virtually any Doctor Squatch ads might count.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 25, 2022 1:07:11 GMT -5
I'm so tired of Joe Namath and Jimmie JJ Walker yelling at me to check my zip code.
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Post by The Ichi on Dec 25, 2022 2:42:14 GMT -5
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Post by Chiral on Dec 25, 2022 3:08:17 GMT -5
A top tier (or bottom tier I guess) carries over from last year: {Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}  |
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Post by The Legend of Groose on Dec 25, 2022 10:49:41 GMT -5
EXPIRED! EXPIRED!
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EXPIRED!
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Post by chrom on Dec 25, 2022 10:51:28 GMT -5
I'm getting really tired of Limu Emu.
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Post by Zombie Mod on Dec 25, 2022 10:59:41 GMT -5
{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}Granny! {Spoiler}{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}"I got the job"? if it's that one, may it rot in hell |
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Post by Fade on Dec 25, 2022 11:06:20 GMT -5
I hate most f***ing commercials.
The ones who’ve particularly gotten under my skin are perfume/cologne ones lately. There’s one with Julia Roberts. It’s so painfully transparent what they’re going for, cologne/perfume advertising is sone of the cringiest, most pretentious advertising.
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Post by Hypnosis on Dec 25, 2022 13:20:24 GMT -5
From a Kay Jeweler's commercial:
"LISTENNN CLOSSSE YOUR EYESSSSS, DONNN'T LOOK DOWWWWWNNNN!"
And also this:
"FIIIIVE BREAAAADSTIIIICKSSSS!"
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Post by Celexa Bliss 54 on Dec 25, 2022 13:23:21 GMT -5
Any of the ones that talk about women and bodily functions. Women poop. Yes, we kind of figured, since they're not aliens. We don't need a commercial for probiotics telling us about it. The worst of them for me was a couple of weeks ago during NXT, they kept showing an ad for Knix "pee-proof, period-proof and sweat-proof underwear" and all the different women who wear them. "Your yoga instructor, your doctor, your waitress, your neighbor!" Like all women are just hot messes leaking fluid everywhere, so they need extra absorbent undergarments.
Like, what if I put out and ad that said, "Hi, I'm a man and I fart a lot!" and then described my odor-proof boxers. Would that really improve sales??
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Post by Mr Mario Mario on Dec 25, 2022 13:25:06 GMT -5
{Spoiler}{Spoiler}Granny! This is the only acceptable answer |
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Post by Rumble McSkirmish on Dec 25, 2022 15:01:07 GMT -5
Rogers Wrapped in Red (Only Canadians who watch a lot of hockey will get this) Oh hell yeah, and for me in a close second were the ads for the Canadian electronics retail chain The Source (Of Course  .) Which sadly being owned by the other major Canadian telecommunications company (BELL) meant that I had to put up with the ads almost every single commercial break when I watched AEW this past year. |
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.) Which sadly being owned by the other major Canadian telecommunications company (BELL) meant that I had to put up with the ads almost every single commercial break when I watched AEW this past year. 