🔴 RAW Thread 12/26/22 - Dinner's Cancelled

[Rudy Gobert Weather Machine]

The group of wanton vandals known as Retribution have shut down Monday Night RAW until their demands are met. It is estimated that it will take approximately 1 week to give Retribution their Restitution. Rumors suggest their first and foremost demand was a Seinfeld finale episode entitled The Absolute Best Of 2022.

- Flobert vs. Mr. E, Hot Dog Deathmatch
- Ronald The Undying vs. Kool Whip
- We hear from T̷̬̱̀͌Ả̷̩̲̺̑G̷̘͇͐̓̈̐A̴̠̝̩͖̿̓̇͌R̵̼͍͘̚ ̴͚̂Ľ̷̳͈̥̞̿̍̕Ǒ̶͖͎̠̒Ŕ̶͇D̸̛͎̤̐̔̌ ̷̛̣̤̟ͅǪ̴̘̑̾F̷͕̲̪̋͒͜ ̸̪̌̈̚̕Ţ̴̛̪H̵̝͍̐E̵̫̰̝̩̍ ̴̡̛̥̰̿̈̕V̷̳͇͘Ǫ̵̦͂̇Ḻ̸̑̈́̀̚C̶̛͚̣͍̍͐͜Ą̶͈̤̃͋̉Ṋ̵̡̫͒Ő̴̡͚̩̿͒͛
- New Day comment on their tag title win 

[Spiderf 4]

Mace outside shoulda told ya.

[Rudy Gobert Weather Machine]

I don't care what Mercedes says
Retribution's here
I don't care what Ali says
Retribution's here
All I know is that T-Bar and Mace
Are up to some shit in the USA

[EoE: Well There's Your Problem]

Dec 26, 2022 2:56:55 GMT -5 Rudy Gobert Weather Machine said:

- Flobert vs. Mr. E, Hot Dog Deathmatch
- Ronald The Undying vs. Kool Whip
- We hear from T̷̬̱̀͌Ả̷̩̲̺̑G̷̘͇͐̓̈̐A̴̠̝̩͖̿̓̇͌R̵̼͍͘̚ ̴͚̂Ľ̷̳͈̥̞̿̍̕Ǒ̶͖͎̠̒Ŕ̶͇D̸̛͎̤̐̔̌ ̷̛̣̤̟ͅǪ̴̘̑̾F̷͕̲̪̋͒͜ ̸̪̌̈̚̕Ţ̴̛̪H̵̝͍̐E̵̫̰̝̩̍ ̴̡̛̥̰̿̈̕V̷̳͇͘Ǫ̵̦͂̇Ḻ̸̑̈́̀̚C̶̛͚̣͍̍͐͜Ą̶͈̤̃͋̉Ṋ̵̡̫͒Ő̴̡͚̩̿͒͛

These NXT repackagings get weirder and weirder every year.

[tagteammatchplaya]

Madcap Moss is the greatest of all time

[bob]

But will all the superstars be feeling Ucey?

[theironyuppie]

I look forward to each clip ending with “well that was a sticky situation”.

[XIII]

Clip show = automatic skip

[ayumidah]

Look at SRS just giving it all away here

my plans for the night: Writing silly Christmas fics and watching holiday movies on Lifetime's website

[Rudy Gobert Weather Machine]

Just Announced: All matches will be contested under Jerkit Circus rules

[Von Wagner's Brownies]

For some reason, my browser is asking to translate something from Vietnamese, and I think it's asking to translate this:

Dec 26, 2022 2:56:55 GMT -5 Rudy Gobert Weather Machine said:

- We hear from T̷̬̱̀͌Ả̷̩̲̺̑G̷̘͇͐̓̈̐A̴̠̝̩͖̿̓̇͌R̵̼͍͘̚ ̴͚̂Ľ̷̳͈̥̞̿̍̕Ǒ̶͖͎̠̒Ŕ̶͇D̸̛͎̤̐̔̌ ̷̛̣̤̟ͅǪ̴̘̑̾F̷͕̲̪̋͒͜ ̸̪̌̈̚̕Ţ̴̛̪H̵̝͍̐E̵̫̰̝̩̍ ̴̡̛̥̰̿̈̕V̷̳͇͘Ǫ̵̦͂̇Ḻ̸̑̈́̀̚C̶̛͚̣͍̍͐͜Ą̶͈̤̃͋̉Ṋ̵̡̫͒Ő̴̡͚̩̿͒͛

[J is Justice]

Well, f*** this.

[Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-]]

The Street Profits sound Miro's white void

[Von Wagner's Brownies]

And we start in the endless void with the Street Prophets.

[Hypnosis]

Street Profits in a void.

["Evil Brood" Jackson Vanik]

This looks like shit.

[Hypnosis]

"Technical Difficulties"

[RI Richmark]

I like the Street Profits but 3 hours of them is going to get very grating.

["The Natural" Bustin Loads]

3 hours of a clip show should give us enough time to commentate a different event instead

[Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-]]

Dec 26, 2022 20:02:31 GMT -5 "Evil Brood" Jackson Vanik said:

This looks like shit.

Recapping the year is also reminding me how much terrible shit happened this year 

Some good things too but it being recapped by the Profits is yeesh