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Post by Lizuka #BLM on Dec 26, 2022 15:36:10 GMT -5
This had better be building up to a Mountain Dew Goji Citrus Strawberry Match at WrestleMania.
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Post by Final Countdown Jones on Dec 26, 2022 15:36:53 GMT -5
It's actually kind of fitting for Bray to have a match filmed like a low budget horror movie and have f***ing nothing be visible. Can't wait for next year when WWE presents the Day For Night Match.
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Post by pinja on Dec 26, 2022 15:42:47 GMT -5
Bray will start the match. Then the lights go out. Bray runs away with his mic still active. He slips worse than the Shockmaster. The lights turn on with Bo Dallas kneeling over a lifeless Bray, trying to take off his attire. The End.
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bob
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Post by bob on Dec 26, 2022 16:03:56 GMT -5
Vin Diesel is finally going to show up and show Roman the meaning of Family I came here to make a similar joke and am pleased to see someone else made it
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Post by Deleted on Dec 26, 2022 16:08:22 GMT -5
Uwe Bowl to be special referee.
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Post by "Evil Brood" Jackson Vanik on Dec 26, 2022 16:14:07 GMT -5
"IT'S THE MOUNTAIN DEW PITCH BLACK MATCH JACK!"
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Post by Alice Syndrome on Dec 26, 2022 16:34:57 GMT -5
Ha ing to remind myself not to buy the stupid PPV just to watch the stupid match.
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Post by hbkid718 on Dec 26, 2022 16:48:54 GMT -5
It's the Royal Rumble. The other matches on the card do not matter. People only want to see the Rumble Matches. I'm not going to judge a match before it's announced. For once, WWE is doing something different. Let's see how it plays out before crapping on it.
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Dec 26, 2022 16:52:57 GMT -5
Meh.
Bit weird they’re actually doing advance hype for it, but it’s not a new thing for them to do a whole match based around product placement. Hell, even AEW did that Cracker Barrel match.
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Post by Hypnosis on Dec 26, 2022 16:56:21 GMT -5
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Post by Fade on Dec 26, 2022 18:45:55 GMT -5
I know it’ll probably just be an “unsanctioned”, lights-out match but I really want a literal pitch black match with wrestlers trying to find each other.
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Post by CMWaters on Dec 26, 2022 18:50:36 GMT -5
If this is a lights out match with a different name, then they need to have the grizzled veterans of lights out matches give some pointers.
That's right, Bray and I'm assuming LA Knight better get talking with Wendy Choo and Tiffany Stratton.
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bob
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Post by bob on Dec 26, 2022 19:14:56 GMT -5
Uwe Bowl to be special referee.
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Post by Pooh Carlson on Dec 26, 2022 20:07:04 GMT -5
I feel like there's not enough hype about the fact that PITCH BLACK IS COMING BACK!
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Post by XIII on Dec 26, 2022 22:19:21 GMT -5
Watch it be something dumb like HBKFC
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Post by Deleted on Dec 26, 2022 22:21:29 GMT -5
best mountain dew (not saying much)... best gimmick match?
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Post by sarkerpolseng on Dec 27, 2022 1:00:28 GMT -5
"Let Me In. Do the Dew."
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Post by A Platypus Rave is Correct on Dec 27, 2022 1:02:30 GMT -5
I hope this leads to more WWE commentators telling us how great Mountain Dew is as they hold bottles that have clearly not been opened: my favorite was the one time they did have it open and they made Jerry Lawler drink it and he had the face like it was the most vile thing he had ever tasted in his life while trying to shill it... it was hilarious.
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Post by Perd on Dec 27, 2022 2:03:58 GMT -5
All inter dimensional beings drink Mountain Dew. And you can, too.
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Post by Dub H on Dec 27, 2022 3:35:04 GMT -5
I hope this leads to more WWE commentators telling us how great Mountain Dew is as they hold bottles that have clearly not been opened: Tbf the last thing you want to drink if you need to talk no stop for 3 hours it f***ing soda.
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