Mozenrath
FANatic
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Speedy Speed Boy
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Post by Mozenrath on Dec 27, 2022 4:05:15 GMT -5
I hope this leads to more WWE commentators telling us how great Mountain Dew is as they hold bottles that have clearly not been opened: Tbf the last thing you want to drink if you need to talk no stop for 3 hours it f***ing soda. Especially if you don't want to have to dearly need to piss.
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Chiral
Salacious Crumb
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Post by Chiral on Dec 30, 2022 21:26:41 GMT -5
Bray vs. LA Knight confirmed for this
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Post by Von Wagner's Brownies on Dec 30, 2022 21:34:29 GMT -5
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Post by Citizen Snips on Dec 30, 2022 22:49:59 GMT -5
I thought you clowns were just clowning around with the Mountain Dew part, Lord have mercy.
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Post by Rudy Gobert Weather Machine on Dec 30, 2022 22:51:42 GMT -5
I wish the first Inferno match was sponsored by Hot Tamales and Undertaker popped like 10 of them to win
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Post by Jumpin' Jesse Walsh on Dec 30, 2022 22:57:01 GMT -5
We need a Mountain Dew Voltage match at Mania where someone gets electrocuted.
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CMWaters
Ozymandius
Rolled a Seven, Beat the Ads.
Bald and busy
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Post by CMWaters on Dec 30, 2022 22:58:18 GMT -5
We need a Mountain Dew Voltage match at Mania where someone gets electrocuted. That's for Halloween Havoc when they get the Electric Chair from Chamber of Horrors out of storage.
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Post by Rudy Gobert Weather Machine on Dec 30, 2022 22:58:37 GMT -5
We need a Mountain Dew Voltage match at Mania where someone gets electrocuted. Mountain Dew White Out match where we can't say what's currently drowning the WWE Superstars so we're gonna go with ooey gooey viscousity
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Post by "Evil Brood" Jackson Vanik on Dec 30, 2022 23:10:12 GMT -5
At least this means we won't get to see Bray wrestle.
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Post by Finish Uncle Muffin’s Story on Dec 30, 2022 23:10:44 GMT -5
That graphic is leagues better than what we got on TV.
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Post by Lizuka #BLM on Dec 30, 2022 23:13:21 GMT -5
Pokemon Black Out Match where the loser has to give the winner half the money they presently have on them.
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Post by Rudy Gobert Weather Machine on Dec 30, 2022 23:14:16 GMT -5
Seriously tho I hope to god this isn't a Swamp Fight type deal cause like as the leading board expert on Swamp Fights you don't want that
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Nosnorb
El Dandy
Nachos and Fraggle Rock are TIMELESS.
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Post by Nosnorb on Dec 30, 2022 23:23:46 GMT -5
It's the Royal Rumble. The other matches on the card do not matter. People only want to see the Rumble Matches. I'm not going to judge a match before it's announced. For once, WWE is doing something different. Let's see how it plays out before crapping on it. Okay, I hear all that and understand that point of view. However, we've seen the WM33 match and the match a month later that had Bray and Orton fight in an abandoned crackhouse, and that shit show that was Hell in a Cell in 2019 to know that there is a very good chance that The Pitch Black Match could be a train wreck. And it's sponsored by Mountain Dew. So I have no problem with people crapping all over it.
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Post by Lizuka #BLM on Dec 30, 2022 23:31:27 GMT -5
I think Bray's had like ten different gimmick matches made up just for him. There's this one, the Firefly Funhouse Match, House of Horrors, the Wyatt Swamp Fight, the Ring of Fire match, the Firefly Inferno match, and I'm relatively sure I'm missing some.
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CMWaters
Ozymandius
Rolled a Seven, Beat the Ads.
Bald and busy
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Post by CMWaters on Dec 31, 2022 1:47:58 GMT -5
Bo Rai Cho vs. Johnny Cage?
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Post by Rudy Gobert Weather Machine on Dec 31, 2022 1:59:55 GMT -5
The Benadryl Extra Strength Battle Royal has been won by Cedric Alexander who has now been rushed to hospital
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Dec 31, 2022 5:43:36 GMT -5
"Could be worse... I could be back in NWA feuding with Tyrus"
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Post by Gremlin on Dec 31, 2022 10:10:44 GMT -5
We need a Mountain Dew Code Red Match where the only way to win is to pin your opponent with a sunset flip powerbomb.
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Timeless Hayterade
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Rhea's the Tribal Chief now. ACKNOWLEDGE MAMI!
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Post by Timeless Hayterade on Dec 31, 2022 10:18:24 GMT -5
Mountain Dew Voltage: Practically the Chamber of Horrors.
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Post by DrBackflipsHoffman on Dec 31, 2022 10:34:00 GMT -5
the addition of Mountain Dew makes this so much more extreme sounding, im hoping the ads for it call me a stupid piece of shit who isnt ready for any of it
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