Venti
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Post by Venti on Jan 3, 2023 17:48:20 GMT -5
I still want Hunter to start calling himself One True Destroyer again with zero context whenever he has his next big announcement. He was a babyface when they tried getting that nickname to stick, right? Stuff like that is why, even though heel Triple H is one of my all-time favorite wrestling characters, babyface Triple H just made me roll my eyes.
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Mozenrath
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Post by Mozenrath on Jan 4, 2023 8:58:49 GMT -5
This is not a swimming pool, NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU WISH IT WOULD BE!
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H-Virus
Hank Scorpio
A Real Contagious Experience
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Post by H-Virus on Jan 4, 2023 10:06:09 GMT -5
"I'm gonna get off by crankin' your knob!"
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Post by "Evil Brood" Jackson Vanik on Jan 4, 2023 10:27:51 GMT -5
Test once angrily yelled "I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU THREE BUTT SNIFFERS!" while trash talking the Mean Street Posse.
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Post by Cyno on Jan 4, 2023 12:28:40 GMT -5
I'm awake thinking about when Triple H said WHEN YOU CUT THE TAIL OFF THE DOG -- THE DOG DIES like it was the most terrifying thing he'd ever said and not hilariously stupid and untrue Triple H, 5 minutes later: "WHY DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME ABOUT TAIL DOCKING AND CORGIS?!"
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Chiral
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Post by Chiral on Jan 4, 2023 14:25:06 GMT -5
"ROCK. I WANT A PIECE OF YOUR ASS. I WANT YOUR ASS, ROCK. YOUR ASS IS MINE." —Triple H
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Post by Mid-Carder on Jan 4, 2023 14:59:26 GMT -5
Rock tried to get "a big tall glass of shut-up juice" over for a while in 1999.
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J. Hova
Don Corleone
Emotionally exhausted and morally bankrupt
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Post by J. Hova on Jan 4, 2023 22:52:12 GMT -5
Three things I remember about X-Pac's return promo on RAW after WM...JR sarcastically saying, "Look who is back.", X-Pac saying that his friends would be there with him if they weren't under contract, and that he was going to rip ass all over the WWF. I guess that last part could make the bronco buster more impactful.
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fg
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Post by fg on Jan 4, 2023 23:08:05 GMT -5
How about Matt Hardy, out of anger saying he wished Edge died in a car crash.
Obviously, in kayfabe and in real life,, we’re supposed to believe the baby face Matt Hardy didn’t mean it, but it just made him look bad. I bet he wishes he could DELETE what he said.
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Post by Lizuka #BLM on Jan 4, 2023 23:31:26 GMT -5
Remember when face EC3 would menacingly sing his theme song at people?
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Post by Dr. Bolty, Disaster Enby on Jan 4, 2023 23:33:25 GMT -5
Remember when face EC3 would menacingly sing his theme song at people? I swear, nothing in wrestling matches the feeling of reading something really stupid from TNA that I haven't seen, but I know it's real because it's TNA.
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Post by Jacy Jayne Atomic Dog AMV on Jan 5, 2023 3:59:41 GMT -5
Remember when face EC3 would menacingly sing his theme song at people? GOD
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Post by ThankGodForSidJustice on Jan 5, 2023 4:05:03 GMT -5
Razor Ramon: "Goldust I don't want your title.....I want your ass!"
Wait a minute I thought that's what you didn't want.
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Post by XaviersSS2015hair on Jan 5, 2023 5:35:03 GMT -5
In the Attitude Era guys couldn't wait to say the word "ass" on TV. Even if the way they were using it was wrong or was improper grammar. Much like currently everyone in AEW wants to say "shit" just cause they can. The ones that spring to my mind are both around WM 14.
The night after RR 98 Austin confronted Tyson and Austin tells him, "I want a piece of Mike Tyson's ass!!!" Um, say what now, Steve?!
During the WM 14 Free for All, Dok Hendricks goes to DX's locker room and is greeted by HHH, who informs Dok, "if you didn't used to be a Freebird I'd tear you a new ass!" Um, okay.
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Mozenrath
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Post by Mozenrath on Jan 5, 2023 11:27:59 GMT -5
How about Matt Hardy, out of anger saying he wished Edge died in a car crash. Obviously, in kayfabe and in real life,, we’re supposed to believe the baby face Matt Hardy didn’t mean it, but it just made him look bad. I bet he wishes he could DELETE what he said. That one was bad, but Seth Rollins may have topped it by saying that he'd go to the home of Triple H and Stephanie, and saying something like "WHAT IF ONE OF YOUR DAUGHTERS ANSWERS THE DOOR?!!!" Literally none of the potential implications here are good. It's wild to look back on that era of Seth Rollins and see how horribly insecure he comes off as a top face at that time. Seth as husband and father, and Seth as whiny face who throws an absolute tantrum and manages to make Will Ospreay look smarter than him in a Twitter fight, almost seem like two entirely different human beings, he matured a lot.
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Post by Pooh Carlson on Jan 5, 2023 11:36:10 GMT -5
"Weapons are not only welcome, they're allowed."
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Post by James Fabiano on Jan 5, 2023 11:55:01 GMT -5
Three things I remember about X-Pac's return promo on RAW after WM...JR sarcastically saying, "Look who is back.", X-Pac saying that his friends would be there with him if they weren't under contract, and that he was going to rip ass all over the WWF. I guess that last part could make the bronco buster more impactful. Absolutely. Worked for Andre the Giant. How about Jeff Hardy: "You want to fight girls? FIGHT ME!!!!"
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Post by 06vwgti on Jan 5, 2023 12:17:14 GMT -5
I wish you died in the womb
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Post by Main Event Mark on Jan 6, 2023 1:08:46 GMT -5
Because I'M BIZARRE
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Post by bogussting on Jan 6, 2023 1:44:36 GMT -5
When Hogan was feuding with Kidman he was on the phone in a limo going off and he said that he was going “eat Bischoff’s ass” then Bischoff and Kidman ran into the limo with the White Hummer of misery. The only thing saving this from being more known is that like 20 people were waing WCW at the time. I remember in one segment during his feud with Kidman, Hogan was saying "ass" over and over.
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