Dumbest things dudes have said with murderous intent

[THE FVNKER]

Jan 3, 2023 12:53:05 GMT -5 Aceorton said:

Jerry Lynn's "JUDGMUHHHHNT DAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY" death-metal line at the end of his WWF New York promo.

I actually liked that hahaha. I just think it's cool someone did vocals like that on a wrestling show lmao

[Venti]

Jeff Jarrett: "I'm gonna stretch his ass like it's never been stretched before."

Brock Lesnar: "Seth Rollins, I'm comin' for ya, boy. I'm comin' hard."


Wrestling is so unintentionally inappropriate sounding at times.

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"OH WEEEENDYYYYYYYYYY!?!?" - Samoa Joe

And it was awesome anyway lmfao

[LiamMcDuggle]

Jan 3, 2023 4:28:04 GMT -5 Jacy Jayne Atomic Dog AMV said:

I'm awake thinking about when Triple H said WHEN YOU CUT THE TAIL OFF THE DOG -- THE DOG DIES like it was the most terrifying thing he'd ever said and not hilariously stupid and untrue

Is there ANY animal where this could possibly be true?

[Mozenrath]

Jan 7, 2023 3:26:48 GMT -5 LiamMcDuggle said:

Jan 3, 2023 4:28:04 GMT -5 Jacy Jayne Atomic Dog AMV said:

I'm awake thinking about when Triple H said WHEN YOU CUT THE TAIL OFF THE DOG -- THE DOG DIES like it was the most terrifying thing he'd ever said and not hilariously stupid and untrue

Is there ANY animal where this could possibly be true?

Snakes, I guess. Maybe a kangaroo. Tadpoles?

In any case, it's not going to be most animals, just ones where it's a significant portion of their body or very important for locomotion.

[XaviersSS2015hair]

Can't remember what was said verbatim, but a couple of years ago Miro tweeted Cornette that he was going to "come on you with the wrath of God" or something similar to that. Whatever the exact verbage was Cornette had a field day with the threat.

[XIII]

Rusev: I don’t care. You come in my face I’m going to fight you!

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Jan 5, 2023 5:35:03 GMT -5 XaviersSS2015hair said:

In the Attitude Era guys couldn't wait to say the word "ass" on TV. Even if the way they were using it was wrong or was improper grammar. Much like currently everyone in AEW wants to say "shit" just cause they can. The ones that spring to my mind are both around WM 14.

The night after RR 98 Austin confronted Tyson and Austin tells him, "I want a piece of Mike Tyson's ass!!!"
Um, say what now, Steve?!

During the WM 14 Free for All, Dok Hendricks goes to DX's locker room and is greeted by HHH, who informs Dok, "if you didn't used to be a Freebird I'd tear you a new ass!"
Um, okay.

I used to joke back then that WWF was going to get to the point where promos were nothing more than a wrestler holding a mic to the audience for everyone to yell "ASS!"

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"I'M GONNA BLISTER YOUR LITTLE FANNY TILL IT TURNS BLUE!"

- Vince McMahon to his daughter, Stephanie.

Yes this really happened and I couldn't stop laughing when I heard it.