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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Jan 3, 2023 9:54:03 GMT -5
 And what are they? And don’t say parodies! Because a good amount of the list are clearly porn sites like Hello Flesh, Banana TV+, and CrustyRoll. |
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Post by Rise on Jan 3, 2023 10:05:32 GMT -5
I thought crustyroll was something else. Huh, the more you know I guess 🤣
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Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
Perpetually Constipated
Posts: 39,333
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Post by Push R Truth on Jan 3, 2023 10:14:29 GMT -5
I'm not one to make fun of kinks but if you sub to Smelloton for $799.00 a month you are subhuman and should be in superjail.
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Kalmia
King Koopa
Happy to be here
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Post by Kalmia on Jan 3, 2023 10:21:47 GMT -5
I subscribe to Spudify. Get a lovely box of potatoes once a month.
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Derk!
Hank Scorpio
Yeah, "looks like."
Posts: 5,078
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Post by Derk! on Jan 3, 2023 10:35:51 GMT -5
Glamazon Prime for sure.
Beth Phoenix shows up to my house once a month and body slams me through a table...
I'm not sure why I'm still subscribed....
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Jan 3, 2023 10:51:41 GMT -5
I'm not one to make fun of kinks but if you sub to Smelloton for $799.00 a month you are subhuman and should be in superjail. It’s a combination stationary bike/scratch & sniff contraption more addicting than heroin. |
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Jan 3, 2023 11:03:06 GMT -5
Hey, Hello Flesh is a valuable service. Cannibals need proper food preparation tips, too.
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Jan 3, 2023 11:24:14 GMT -5
I imagine GingoLingo is a seance service that only lets you talk to Eddie Guerrero and Art Barr.
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Customer: Eddie, always a pleasure. Is Art with you?
Art: Yep.
Customer: Still creepy, Art?
Art: Yep.
Customer: Okay, I’ll talk to you next week, Eddie. Next time don’t bring Art.
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Dr. T is an alien
Patti Mayonnaise
Knows when to hold them, knows when to fold them
I've been found out!
Posts: 31,410
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Post by Dr. T is an alien on Jan 3, 2023 15:51:35 GMT -5
And what are they? And don’t say parodies! Because a good amount of the list are clearly porn sites like Hello Flesh, Banana TV+, and CrustyRoll. I love that the porn sounding ones are not the parodies of porn sites, but the parodies of porn services sound like cooking services. I don't quite get what three of them are supposed to be. What are ItchFix, Dabletics, and Cringe supposed to be parodies of? |
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Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
Perpetually Constipated
Posts: 39,333
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Post by Push R Truth on Jan 3, 2023 19:28:00 GMT -5
And what are they? And don’t say parodies! Because a good amount of the list are clearly porn sites like Hello Flesh, Banana TV+, and CrustyRoll. I love that the porn sounding ones are not the parodies of porn sites, but the parodies of porn services sound like cooking services. I don't quite get what three of them are supposed to be. What are ItchFix, Dabletics, and Cringe supposed to be parodies of? My dumb brain's first impluse: StitchFix, Scientology(Dianetics) and Chime or Chive or something. |
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Jan 4, 2023 1:17:46 GMT -5
I'm on CornHub and Banana TV+ I heed my fix of monthly penis shaped food subscriptions.
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ToyfareMark
Vegeta
A WINNER IS YOU!
In Hutch I trust!
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Post by ToyfareMark on Jan 5, 2023 0:20:35 GMT -5
Isn't OnlyPans some woman's cooking videos on Facebook reels?
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Jan 5, 2023 0:24:16 GMT -5
I love that the porn sounding ones are not the parodies of porn sites, but the parodies of porn services sound like cooking services. I don't quite get what three of them are supposed to be. What are ItchFix, Dabletics, and Cringe supposed to be parodies of? My dumb brain's first impluse: StitchFix, Scientology(Dianetics) and Chime or Chive or something. Cringe is probably Shudder. Dabletics is Fabletics and yeah stitch fix. |
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