Dax Harwood helped me out in a dream today

[Rudy Gobert Fadeaway]

There was a whole bus full of ppl just chilling outside my house like the Shameless bus kids but they literally wouldn't stop trying to break in and nudge the front door open (even when I bolted it and locked it, magic deadbeat style) and I just couldn't take this shit anymore so I called my friend in this universe who just so happened to be living amongst the deadbeat bus people -- FTR Bald. Literally I think I thought of him as FTR Bald in the dream. We hemmed and hawed over the phone for a lil bit and I told him hey yr dudes are being rly shitty can you get them to move and then after a lil bit the bus was gone. All cause my good dude Dax came through. 

What Dax Harwood dreams have you had tell me right now 

[Fade]

Good guy Dax after saving u in ur dream

[pinja]

Which side did the door open to?

[Rudy Gobert Fadeaway]

Jan 5, 2023 15:55:42 GMT -5 pinja said:

Which side did the door open to?

INWARD

THE BOLT DID NOTHING THEY JUST FLIPPED IT ASIDE LIKE LOL 

[ASYLUMHAUSEN]

Jan 5, 2023 15:29:02 GMT -5 Rudy Gobert Fadeaway said:

There was a whole bus full of ppl just chilling outside my house like the Shameless bus kids but they literally wouldn't stop trying to break in and nudge the front door open (even when I bolted it and locked it, magic deadbeat style) and I just couldn't take this shit anymore so I called my friend in this universe who just so happened to be living amongst the deadbeat bus people -- FTR Bald. Literally I think I thought of him as FTR Bald in the dream. We hemmed and hawed over the phone for a lil bit and I told him hey yr dudes are being rly shitty can you get them to move and then after a lil bit the bus was gone. All cause my good dude Dax came through. 

What Dax Harwood dreams have you had tell me right now 

I never would have imagine the person behind the ‘Madlibs’ persona was actually Phil Brooks but here we are….

[Rudy Gobert Fadeaway]

Jan 5, 2023 16:01:11 GMT -5 ASYLUMHAUSEN said:

Jan 5, 2023 15:29:02 GMT -5 Rudy Gobert Fadeaway said:

There was a whole bus full of ppl just chilling outside my house like the Shameless bus kids but they literally wouldn't stop trying to break in and nudge the front door open (even when I bolted it and locked it, magic deadbeat style) and I just couldn't take this shit anymore so I called my friend in this universe who just so happened to be living amongst the deadbeat bus people -- FTR Bald. Literally I think I thought of him as FTR Bald in the dream. We hemmed and hawed over the phone for a lil bit and I told him hey yr dudes are being rly shitty can you get them to move and then after a lil bit the bus was gone. All cause my good dude Dax came through. 

What Dax Harwood dreams have you had tell me right now 

I never would have imagine the person behind the ‘Madlibs’ persona was actually Phil Brooks but here we are….

[ASYLUMHAUSEN]

Jan 5, 2023 16:02:39 GMT -5 Rudy Gobert Fadeaway said:

Jan 5, 2023 16:01:11 GMT -5 ASYLUMHAUSEN said:

I never would have imagine the person behind the ‘Madlibs’ persona was actually Phil Brooks but here we are….

Shoulda been my FIRST clue 🤦🏼‍♂️

[Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-]]

Jan 5, 2023 15:58:19 GMT -5 Rudy Gobert Fadeaway said:

Jan 5, 2023 15:55:42 GMT -5 pinja said:

Which side did the door open to?

INWARD

THE BOLT DID NOTHING THEY JUST FLIPPED IT ASIDE LIKE LOL 

Forbidden Door KICKED IN!!

[Mid-Carder]

You should have known it was just a dream when there was no mention of Bret

[ASYLUMHAUSEN]

Jan 5, 2023 16:52:42 GMT -5 Mid-Carder said:

You should have known it was just a dream when there was no mention of Bret

See, “Madlibs” left that part out because they knew it would give away their true identity….

Chick Magnet Punk….more like Chick Madlibs Punk AMIRITE?

…..ehhhh….

f***.

I’ll show myself out.

[XIII]

[Fade]

Jan 5, 2023 17:33:59 GMT -5 XIII said:

“FTR Bald Bret” sounds like Dax’s final form.

[Rudy Gobert Fadeaway]

Jan 5, 2023 17:33:59 GMT -5 XIII said:

This is honestly what the bus looked like but it was just regular tour bus color. I think it might have been Miz's bus cause I've been watching so much Miz and Mrs.

[XIII]

Jan 5, 2023 21:13:45 GMT -5 Rudy Gobert Fadeaway said:

Jan 5, 2023 17:33:59 GMT -5 XIII said:

This is honestly what the bus looked like but it was just regular tour bus color. I think it might have been Miz's bus cause I've been watching so much Miz and Mrs.

LMAO. Apollo’s visions of apocalypse strike again!

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Jan 5, 2023 15:29:02 GMT -5 Rudy Gobert Fadeaway said:

There was a whole bus full of ppl just chilling outside my house like the Shameless bus kids but they literally wouldn't stop trying to break in and nudge the front door open (even when I bolted it and locked it, magic deadbeat style) and I just couldn't take this shit anymore so I called my friend in this universe who just so happened to be living amongst the deadbeat bus people -- FTR Bald. Literally I think I thought of him as FTR Bald in the dream. We hemmed and hawed over the phone for a lil bit and I told him hey yr dudes are being rly shitty can you get them to move and then after a lil bit the bus was gone. All cause my good dude Dax came through. 

What Dax Harwood dreams have you had tell me right now 

In trunks, a Bret Hart shirt, and carrying a bottle of Tequila I would presume.

[Mozenrath]

I had a dream that Dolph Ziggler pulled a box cutter on me for not wanting to shake his hand.

[SneakMan]

Damnit Madlibs this story would've been perfect for my Chill Zone thread.

Also for some reason trying to picture the FTR Bald Bret Bus just keeps making me think of the Bang Bus, which might be a sign of some underlying mental disease.