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Post by bibboid on Jan 10, 2023 22:12:13 GMT -5
Tell me all about your first world problems
Today I picked up dinner at Del Taco on my way home. My daughter glared at her quesadilla…and picked it up…and put it down…and glared at it some more. “What’s wrong?” I asked her. “They didn’t slice it,” she complained. “It’s all just…whole.” And with a world weary sigh she picked up her quesadilla and trudged the dozen steps into the kitchen where she was forced to grab the pizza slicer and *gasp* CUT HER OWN QUESADILLA!!!
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Post by Hit Girl on Jan 10, 2023 23:51:23 GMT -5
Snickers bars are 3/4ths as big as they used to be.
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Fade
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Post by Fade on Jan 11, 2023 0:16:52 GMT -5
It rained really hard today and I’m a californian.
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Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
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Post by Sephiroth on Jan 11, 2023 5:13:08 GMT -5
I need to get back in the gym. But I hate getting up early.
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Futureraven: Beelzebruv
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
The Ultimate Arbiter of Right And Wrong
Spent half my life here, God help me
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Post by Futureraven: Beelzebruv on Jan 11, 2023 5:18:36 GMT -5
IKEA are only holding an item for me for 2 days so I have to rush out on my work from home day.
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Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
Perpetually Constipated
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Post by Push R Truth on Jan 11, 2023 9:09:53 GMT -5
The soda fridge at work is out of Dr Pepper. Sure it's got Coke, Pepsi, Mt Dew, Root Beer, Sprite and like 5 flavors of La Croix that nobody has touched for 3 years. But dammit, I wanted a Dr Pepper ![:(](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/sad.png)
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Desi
Dennis Stamp
Do Not Approve
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Post by Desi on Jan 11, 2023 9:13:22 GMT -5
Anytime I have to call my insurance. That's it.
This time, I have to opt out of a program I didn't realize I was a part of in order to keep getting my medication at my preferred pharmacy.
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salz4life
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Prichard is a guy who gets that his job is to service his boss.
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Post by salz4life on Jan 11, 2023 9:19:01 GMT -5
The soda fridge at work is out of Dr Pepper. Sure it's got Coke, Pepsi, Mt Dew, Root Beer, Sprite and like 5 flavors of La Croix that nobody has touched for 3 years. But dammit, I wanted a Dr Pepper ![:(](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/sad.png) My first "big boy" job provided cans of soda in a fridge in our break room. A bunch of is used to be annoyed when Mt. Dew was out. Those were the days!!!
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Dr. T is an alien
Patti Mayonnaise
Knows when to hold them, knows when to fold them
I've been found out!
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Post by Dr. T is an alien on Jan 11, 2023 10:10:33 GMT -5
Sometimes on the weekend my son doesn’t feel like playing a game on his Switch or on Steam and wants to play one of his games on my PS5, at which point I feel like I should have bought him one of his own so I wouldn’t have to stop playing my own game.
I feel so entitled even typing that, but that’s a real one that I experienced lately.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 11, 2023 11:29:15 GMT -5
Amazon sent me the wrong pair of $60 jeans yesterday.
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Post by dirtyoldman on Jan 11, 2023 13:11:33 GMT -5
I have to download another app for my son's school.
On the upside it has the video of the navity play and there's a good shot of him at the side of the stage in his camel costume looking bored as f***.
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Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
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Post by Sephiroth on Jan 11, 2023 13:30:28 GMT -5
I have to download another app for my son's school. On the upside it has the video of the navity play and there's a good shot of him at the side of the stage in his camel costume looking bored as f***. My parents made my brother and I do a couple of those holiday pageants. They dubbed me “the itsy bitsy shepherd who climbed up the organ side.” I think I was trying to hide behind it-because I’d rather have been anywhere else. My brother got to be a Bail Hailer-for the Easter pageant, when they are worshiping the golden calf, he had to ring a bell and say “Hail to Bail, hail to Bail!”
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Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
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Post by Sephiroth on Jan 11, 2023 13:37:20 GMT -5
He got peanut butter in my chocolate. He says I git chocolate in his peanut butter.
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Post by bibboid on Jan 11, 2023 22:08:43 GMT -5
I bought a bunch of new Christmas decorations this year and it took me ages to figure out how to get them all to fit in the attic where they belong.
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Post by Starshine on Jan 11, 2023 22:18:13 GMT -5
I have residual price tag sticker residue on my new book, my fingers keep touching it. ![:(](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/sad.png)
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Post by Toilet Paper Roll on Jan 11, 2023 22:56:43 GMT -5
My mountain vacation home needs a new roof
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King Koopa
He's just a Sexy Kurt
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Post by 67 more on Jan 12, 2023 1:54:44 GMT -5
My house is so big I can't get WiFi in the KIIITCHEEEEEEN
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Post by Deleted on Jan 13, 2023 9:26:46 GMT -5
I only have 4 hours to play WWE 2K22 until I go to my slack job where I spend half the day reading comics on my tablet.
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Jan 14, 2023 4:00:48 GMT -5
Got nothing to do for the rest of the day and tomorrow for most part.
Of course, perfect timing for windows to do it's usual update that slows down the laptop. Got a Chromecast, got my phone to watch streams, but dammit I wanna play video games now.
Always at the worst time possible.
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Mozenrath
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Post by Mozenrath on Jan 14, 2023 4:21:21 GMT -5
I can't decide whether or not to have blueberries and ice cream or a root beer float.
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