Local girl watches 2012 shows

[Gawk Rivers]

I'M DONE WITH PANDEMIC SHOWS FOR THE NEXT LIL WHILE BUT GUESS WHAT THERE'S ANOTHER VERY SIGNIFICANT VERY WEIRD YEAR THAT I HAPPENED TO BE NOT WATCHING MUCH WRESTLING DURING

Seriously, I've hardly seen any of the like most 2012 WWE things I think about (ie: John Lauranitis Faction Wars at Mania because holy shit why) and what better time is there to rewatch literally anything than 11 years afterwards. For the next however long, I will be Roxanne Perez. Look at her. Look how she's a very small woman trapped in an Andre The Giant camera angle in a very big shirt because she just played her own mom in the previous scene. Seriously look that's clearly her, look at the hair. Gigi & Jacy look at me you cannot lose to an asexually reproduced self mothering woman. 

WE'RE GONNA START WITH FEBRUARY CAUSE JANUARY'S ALWAYS THE PREVIOUS YEAR SCREAMING AND CRYING FOR AN END LIKE 9/10 TIMES 

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Oh my god you never watched the 2012 Royal Rumble??

You NEED to since it's coming around again, that was one of the most dogshit Rumbles ever, one of the worst rosters for it lmfao

[Gawk Rivers]

AND THIS IS WHY YOU NEVER DO JANUARY CAUSE LOOK AT HOW STACKED FEBRUARY IS. LOOK. THE WORST ONE IS THE FIRST RAW OF THE MONTH. 

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Get ready for a lot of Sheamus. Like, seriously, a lot. Statistically the strongest push in any one calendar year I’ve done for my rankings is Sheamus in 2012.

And this isn’t cool Sheamus that everyone loves now, this is the Sheamus that everyone hates for like the next four years until he starts teaming with Cesaro, all because of THIS run.

[Gawk Rivers]

Jan 20, 2023 0:15:04 GMT -5 cjb01: Limited Edition Item! said:

Oh my god you never watched the 2012 Royal Rumble??

You NEED to since it's coming around again, that was one of the most dogshit Rumbles ever, one of the worst rosters for it lmfao

YEAH I HEARD SHEAMUS WON AFTER JERICHO HAD JUST DONE MONTHS OF VIGNETTES ABOUT HOW HE WAS GONNA WARP CHILDRENS MINDS LIKE SEVEN AND THOUGHT WHY 

Keeping up with this board was like genuinely how I kept up with wrestling this year I think LMAO. 

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Jan 20, 2023 0:15:24 GMT -5 Gawk Rivers said:

AND THIS IS WHY YOU NEVER DO JANUARY CAUSE LOOK AT HOW STACKED FEBRUARY IS. LOOK. THE WORST ONE IS THE FIRST RAW OF THE MONTH. 

Oh my god, the embrace the hate era

If you thought Rusev getting cucked was a spectacle, Zack Ryder getting cucked is incredible, if it wasn't for that Mania IC Title win this essentially killed his career lol 

You're gonna have a lot to compare notes to, like "Which one made my eyes bleed more, Miz and Morrison's rap, or Ryder's "Hoe-ski" video?"

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Jan 20, 2023 0:17:49 GMT -5 Gawk Rivers said:

Jan 20, 2023 0:15:04 GMT -5 cjb01: Limited Edition Item! said:

Oh my god you never watched the 2012 Royal Rumble??

You NEED to since it's coming around again, that was one of the most dogshit Rumbles ever, one of the worst rosters for it lmfao

YEAH I HEARD SHEAMUS WON AFTER JERICHO HAD JUST DONE MONTHS OF VIGNETTES ABOUT HOW HE WAS GONNA WARP CHILDRENS MINDS LIKE SEVEN AND THOUGHT WHY 

Keeping up with this board was like genuinely how I kept up with wrestling this year I think LMAO. 

For how shit it is, Ricardo Rodriguez has one of the GOAT Rumble entrances of all time and I can't wait for you to see it lmfao

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OH F***, YOU’RE GONNA BE GOING THROUGH ALL THE SHEAMUS V DEL RIO STUFF WE’VE BEEN MOCKING FOR THE LAST DECADE

[Gawk Rivers]

Jan 20, 2023 0:16:07 GMT -5 EoE: Workin On My Night Cheese said:

Get ready for a lot of Sheamus. Like, seriously, a lot. Statistically the strongest push in any one calendar year I’ve done for my rankings.

And this isn’t cool Sheamus that everyone loves now, this is the Sheamus that everyone hates for like the next four years until he starts teaming with Cesaro, all because of THIS run.

Cackling because I came back at the start of 2013 and couldn't believe how bad Sheamus' whole character got. Like he's probably a big reason for how annoying IS THIS PERSON *REALLY* THE BABYFACE discourse got in the middle of the decade because dude was legit evil. This dude was straight up tormenting Damien Sandow at one point as a regular hobby. 

AND I WOULD SEE RECAPS OF HIM DOING STUFF IN 2012 AND JUST BEING THE MOST UNREASONABLE MAN ALIVE SO I'M HYPED 

[EoE: Workin On My Night Cheese]

“I’M GONNA DRIVE IN THIS LUXURY CAR TO THE TACO BELL, SO I AM, THEN I AM GONNA USE IT AS ME BATHROOM”

[canceled4truth]

Jan 20, 2023 0:20:44 GMT -5 EoE: Workin On My Night Cheese said:

OH F***, YOU’RE GONNA BE GOING THROUGH ALL THE SHEAMUS V DEL RIO STUFF WE’VE BEEN MOCKING FOR THE LAST DECADE

Does anyone have that meme of them wrestling at like 5 consecutive PPVs and their faces getting more f***ed up each time

[Gawk Rivers]

We're now recapping Triple H trying to fire John Lauranitis but getting interrupted by The Undertaker and oh my god it's not just any Undertaker variant




ALSO THEY GOT THE SPOOKY PPV NARRATOR TO DO THIS AND I'M CAKCLING HE'S f***ING THROATING THE MIC 

[Gawk Rivers]

LDBJLGVBDRFJLGBDFJLBG NICKELBACK I FORGOPT

[Gawk Rivers]

MICHAEL COLE JUST SAID WE'RE 2 WEEKS AWAY FROM "THE UNIQUE ELIMINATION CHAMBER PPV" IN CASE YOU'RE WONDERING IF VINCE IS HERE FOR SOME REASON

[Chiral]

2012 was one of the only years to actively have me take a break from wrestling entirely so good luck lol

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Jan 20, 2023 0:29:45 GMT -5 Gawk Rivers said:

MICHAEL COLE JUST SAID WE'RE 2 WEEKS AWAY FROM "THE UNIQUE ELIMINATION CHAMBER PPV" IN CASE YOU'RE WONDERING IF VINCE IS HERE FOR SOME REASON

“This PPV is entirely unique, except for the one last year which was exactly the same”… Just basically doing a Murray Walker bit here.

[Gawk Rivers]

LARRY JR SMMILE 

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Jan 20, 2023 0:25:14 GMT -5 canceled4truth said:

Jan 20, 2023 0:20:44 GMT -5 EoE: Workin On My Night Cheese said:

OH F***, YOU’RE GONNA BE GOING THROUGH ALL THE SHEAMUS V DEL RIO STUFF WE’VE BEEN MOCKING FOR THE LAST DECADE

Does anyone have that meme of them wrestling at like 5 consecutive PPVs and their faces getting more f***ed up each time

I most certainly do.

[Gawk Rivers]

Hey we noticed you from the other side of the gym. Lookin pumped. 

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Jan 20, 2023 0:27:17 GMT -5 Gawk Rivers said:

We're now recapping Triple H trying to fire John Lauranitis but getting interrupted by The Undertaker and oh my god it's not just any Undertaker variant




ALSO THEY GOT THE SPOOKY PPV NARRATOR TO DO THIS AND I'M CAKCLING HE'S f***ING THROATING THE MIC 

Oh this was that weird time period where Taker had shaved it off but they like... put him in a really bad fake wig anyway...