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Post by Ozman on Jan 23, 2023 11:55:41 GMT -5
Will“No Chance In Hell” be the first thing heard tonight on “Raw XXX”?
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Post by Wieners=$$$ on Jan 23, 2023 12:10:55 GMT -5
RAW XXX will open with the triumphant return of God as he ominously walks down to the ring. The audience will be stunned by his omnipotence and marvel at the creator. A mic stand is placed in front of it, as a hushed-silence falls over those in the arena.
Then, "No Chance in Hell" hits, and Vince awkwardly struts down to the ring. He stands in front of the spot where God is standing, unzips his pants and pisses on where God's shoes would be.
Que Intro.
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Post by Lizuka #BLM on Jan 23, 2023 12:16:21 GMT -5
I doubt he shows up for the time being. Probably an inevitability but I don't think it'll be tonight.
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Post by Finish Uncle Muffin’s Story on Jan 23, 2023 12:20:05 GMT -5
No, I think you get the History of RAW video with Bebe Rexha, cut to a cool RAW is XXX stage that is the giant LED screen designed to look like the old RAW set, then fade to the stage and cue Roman's theme.
My guess for how things go:
1. Trial of Sami Zayn
2. Becky vs. Bayley - Steel Cage
3. Legends Shenanigans
4. Theory vs. Lashley for the WWE US Title
5. More Legends Shenanigans
6. The Uso's vs. Judgment Day for the WWE RAW Tag Team Titles
I'm sure there will be an unannounced match or two as well. I think Vince knows that him showing up, at least right now, overshadows his product hitting an important milestone.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 23, 2023 13:33:45 GMT -5
The show starts off with Vince, Ric Flair, and Lawler having locker-room talk, after which Vince, later in the night, comes out apologizing after receiving backlash online and potential buyers getting a sniff of it.
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Post by karl100589 on Jan 23, 2023 13:40:28 GMT -5
It opens with Rob Bartlett doing Mike Tyson impressions ala Raw 1. Thus the cycle is complete.
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Post by Legion on Jan 23, 2023 15:00:05 GMT -5
It really, really shouldnt.
And with Austin allegedly not even there tonight apparently, there isn't a need for Vince to pop up even for the nostalgia pop, as much as him ego would likely love to soak up the 'My Creation' shit.
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Post by john84 on Jan 23, 2023 15:09:02 GMT -5
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Post by Red Mage Riot on Jan 23, 2023 15:22:14 GMT -5
It won't start with Vince, but if he's not the capper in a really self-indulgent legends segment, I'll eat my hat.
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Post by XIII on Jan 23, 2023 16:10:38 GMT -5
It won't start with Vince, but if he's not the capper in a really self-indulgent legends segment, I'll eat my hat. He’ll show up at the very end as a gauge for the backlash would be my guess. |
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Post by Ozman on Jan 23, 2023 20:10:39 GMT -5
No, I think you get the History of RAW video with Bebe Rexha, cut to a cool RAW is XXX stage that is the giant LED screen designed to look like the old RAW set, then fade to the stage and cue Roman's theme. You called it!!! Just switch the old Raw set with Hogan, and this is pretty much how Raw XXX started. |
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Post by Rudy Gobert Weather Machine on Jan 23, 2023 23:10:51 GMT -5
Absolutely yes
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