Spider2024
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Post by Spider2024 on Jan 30, 2023 7:48:51 GMT -5
2 Sundays from now, the National Football League will host its 57th championship to take place in a big bowl setting: Super Bowl LVII! FOX will be the television home for the game, the stage being State Farm Stadium (or will it be Sirianni Farm Stadium?) in Glendale (or will it be Reiddale?) Arizona!
(Or will it be Kelcezona?)
Either way, my best bet is that Rihanna performing in that desert climate will make the halftime show feel like a pseudo-Burning Man concert.
Tune in for that, and also for some football, SUNDAY NIGHT, February 12th, 6:30 PM Eastern, LIVE on FOX!
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Push R Truth
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Post by Push R Truth on Jan 30, 2023 8:09:15 GMT -5
I'm cheering for the Commercials!
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Post by RI Richmark on Jan 30, 2023 8:24:12 GMT -5
Rooting for a good game? Screw that, I want a HORRIBLE game!
I want a game so bad that the NFL spends the entire post-game show apologizing.
A game so bad that there's no halftime show because Rihanna left in disgust.
A game so bad that companies that spent thousands to air commercials demand refunds because nobody saw them.
A game so bad that people tune out to watch whatever movie is playing on Lifetime instead.
A game so bad that the ghost of Vince Lombardi steals the Super Bowl trophy because he doesn't want his name associated with this.
A game so bad that FOX pulls it in the 2nd half and airs a Family Guy rerun.
A game so bad Eagles fans don't care enough to riot win or lose.
A game so bad it unites Democrats and Republicans into working together to pass laws preventing a game like this from ever happening again.
A game so bad the players involved wonder why they wasted their lives.
A game so bad that it somehow kills all the participants in the Puppy Bowl.
A game so bad people would rather watch BASEBALL!!!
That's the game I want!
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Push R Truth
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Post by Push R Truth on Jan 30, 2023 11:44:17 GMT -5
Rooting for a good game? Screw that, I want a HORRIBLE game! I want a game so bad that the NFL spends the entire post-game show apologizing. A game so bad that there's no halftime show because Rihanna left in disgust. A game so bad that companies that spent thousands to air commercials demand refunds because nobody saw them. A game so bad that people tune out to watch whatever movie is playing on Lifetime instead. A game so bad that the ghost of Vince Lombardi steals the Super Bowl trophy because he doesn't want his name associated with this. A game so bad that FOX pulls it in the 2nd half and airs a Family Guy rerun. A game so bad Eagles fans don't care enough to riot win or lose. A game so bad it unites Democrats and Republicans into working together to pass laws preventing a game like this from ever happening again. A game so bad the players involved wonder why they wasted their lives. A game so bad that it somehow kills all the participants in the Puppy Bowl. A game so bad people would rather watch BASEBALL!!! That's the game I want! So what you are saying is you want some sort of Sickos Approved 2022 Iowa Hawkeye Football Game with a score that's 5-3 and with more punts than first downs?
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BRV
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Post by BRV on Jan 30, 2023 12:54:49 GMT -5
Chiefs fans, and probably football fans in general, aren't going to like this one bit. NFL: Carl Cheffers will be lead referee for Super Bowl LVIIwww.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/35518583/nfl-carl-cheffers-serve-lead-referee-super-bowl-lviiChiefs fans won't like it because Cheffers' crew hit Kansas City for eight penalties in the first half alone of Super Bowl LV, and he was also the referee of the 2017 Divisional Round game against Pittsburgh when Eric Fisher was called for a holding penalty on a key two-point conversion that would have tied the game. But football fans, and those who have the under on penalties called in the Super Bowl, won't much like it either, because Cheffers' crew has led the NFL in penalties per game over the past two seasons, and his crew has been in the top-five of most penalties called in seven of the last nine years.
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Mecca
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Post by Mecca on Jan 30, 2023 14:17:03 GMT -5
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Post by brettappedout (BLM) on Jan 30, 2023 15:10:05 GMT -5
Chiefs fans, and probably football fans in general, aren't going to like this one bit. NFL: Carl Cheffers will be lead referee for Super Bowl LVIIwww.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/35518583/nfl-carl-cheffers-serve-lead-referee-super-bowl-lviiChiefs fans won't like it because Cheffers' crew hit Kansas City for eight penalties in the first half alone of Super Bowl LV, and he was also the referee of the 2017 Divisional Round game against Pittsburgh when Eric Fisher was called for a holding penalty on a key two-point conversion that would have tied the game. But football fans, and those who have the under on penalties called in the Super Bowl, won't much like it either, because Cheffers' crew has led the NFL in penalties per game over the past two seasons, and his crew has been in the top-five of most penalties called in seven of the last nine years. ugh
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Post by Cyno on Jan 30, 2023 15:13:50 GMT -5
Rooting for the Chiefs because I will never root for the Eagles in the Super Bowl lol (or the Cowboys or Commies for that matter, though maybe there's a couple of AFC teams I'd cheer for Washington over as I don't hate them nearly as much as Dallas or Philly).
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Post by r. on Jan 31, 2023 18:30:03 GMT -5
I'll root for whomever is leading in the 4th on the last play
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Post by Duke Cameron on Feb 1, 2023 2:49:54 GMT -5
Donβt know if Iβll watch, but I guess Iβm rooting for the Eagles. I really wanted either the Bills or Bengals to represent the AFC.
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Post by Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] on Feb 1, 2023 4:36:32 GMT -5
LET'S GO EAGLES!! Get some positivity pumping into this thread since MY TEAMS in it! WOO!!
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Post by Citizen Grimm on Feb 1, 2023 7:59:46 GMT -5
Fly Eagles Fly!!!
Cheering for my birds big time. Should be a great game!
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Post by Captain Stud Muffin (BLM) on Feb 1, 2023 11:46:20 GMT -5
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Mecca
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Post by Mecca on Feb 1, 2023 12:34:53 GMT -5
Well that'll be a nice distraction for them...
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Post by Toilet Paper Roll on Feb 1, 2023 14:44:28 GMT -5
Iβve gone to about half the NFL stadiums for games and the fans have all been awesome with one single exception. Philly fans. I know itβs a stereotype and a stigma whatever but what a large group of complete a-holes.
And yes I understand itβs not all the fans, but there is a large contingent of borderline psycho fans of that team that make it impossible for me to cheer for.
So go KC
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BRV
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Post by BRV on Feb 1, 2023 14:53:25 GMT -5
Well that'll be a nice distraction for them... It should literally be the least of anyone's concerns related to this story, but distractions like these can sink a team during the build to the Super Bowl. The last 56 years are littered with teams that got sidetracked on the road to the Super Bowl and fell flat when it came time for game time. Super Bowl LV: Chiefs linebackers coach (and head coach Andy Reid's son) Britt Reid crashes his car while under the influence, putting a five-year-old in a coma. The Chiefs lose the Super Bowl, 31-9. Super Bowl XXXVII: Raiders center Barret Robbins goes missing the day before the game. With the backup center starting, the Buccaneers defense dominates Oakland, winning 48-21. Super Bowl XXXIII: Falcons safety Eugene Robinson is arrested for soliciting a prostitute the night before the game. He plays, but is famously beaten deep by Rod Smith en route to a 34β19 loss for Atlanta. Super Bowl XXIII: Bengals running back Stanley Wilson is found by his position coach high on cocaine the night before the game. He was banned from the league for life. The Bengals lose the Super Bowl, 20-16.
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Post by Cyno on Feb 1, 2023 15:37:43 GMT -5
Josh Sills was an undrafted free agent who played a grand total of one game for the Eagles this season. What he's indicted for is horrifying, but a nothing burger for the actual game.
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bob
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Post by bob on Feb 1, 2023 16:10:54 GMT -5
thinking KC wins
I was not impressed at all with Philly last week, they should've destroyed the 49ers and didn't
I have no horse in the race, I want a good game with good commercials.... and some WTF ones
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Post by XIII on Feb 1, 2023 22:33:16 GMT -5
Hoping for a good game. Itβll probably go one of two ways: Mahomes does Mahomes stuff and the Eagles defense gets frustrated or the Eagles run the shit out of the ball and get some sacks and rough him up. I canβt even venture a pick right now it could go any which way.
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Post by Cyno on Feb 1, 2023 23:06:14 GMT -5
thinking KC wins I was not impressed at all with Philly last week, they should've destroyed the 49ers and didn't I have no horse in the race, I want a good game with good commercials.... and some WTF ones The Eagles have had a very easy path to the Super Bowl between the Giants not being nearly as good as their record indicated, and San Francisco being a complete non-factor after their first offensive drive. KC is a legit team on both sides of the ball and aren't relying on a 4th string QB (or a 3rd stringer who was physically unable to throw a pass) to drive their offense.
I don't think the game is going to be a blow-out because Philly is a really good team. But this is the first real game they've had all postseason.
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