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Post by Zombie Mod on Apr 1, 2023 19:19:05 GMT -5
he's in movie shape not wrestling shape. and not as tanned as usual.
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A Little Doo Doo
Salacious Crumb
An unconventional man with unconventional methods.
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Post by A Little Doo Doo on Apr 1, 2023 19:19:08 GMT -5
Just wait until he bites Cena's ass.
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Talent Name
Ozymandius
Got fined anyway. Possibly a Moose
James Franco is the white Donald Glover
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Post by Talent Name on Apr 1, 2023 19:19:10 GMT -5
Wonder if Cena taste like Freedom
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Post by BayleyTiffyCodyCenaJudyHopps on Apr 1, 2023 19:19:14 GMT -5
Austin Theory wants Cenaβs heart and to eat his children. Praise be to Allah.
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Post by welshpenguin on Apr 1, 2023 19:19:20 GMT -5
Iβve never seen Cena with so much hair lol
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Gecko
Grimlock
FAN Pyrite Member. Muahahaha
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Post by Gecko on Apr 1, 2023 19:19:24 GMT -5
You can't hear me!
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Post by Celexa Bliss on Apr 1, 2023 19:19:25 GMT -5
With all those camera cuts, WWE needs to come with a seizure warning
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Post by ben:friendship frog on Apr 1, 2023 19:19:25 GMT -5
John Cena needs to call up Rob Holding and get the number of his hair dude
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Post by brettappedout (BLM) on Apr 1, 2023 19:19:29 GMT -5
Austin Tyson
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Post by Jedi-El of Tomorrow on Apr 1, 2023 19:19:30 GMT -5
Because we spent over 15 years seeing him built like a damn fridge, and he's slim so everything him in WWE looks strange still.
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nm
Hank Scorpio
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Post by nm on Apr 1, 2023 19:19:33 GMT -5
::Vince sees Cena's lack of tan::
Vince: GOD DAMMIT HUNTER, CHANGE THE FINISH. THEORY WINS
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Post by Susan "Poison" Candy on Apr 1, 2023 19:19:34 GMT -5
Austin Theory bit you?
What is he a vampire?
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Post by MrElijah on Apr 1, 2023 19:19:39 GMT -5
Wonder if Cena taste like Freedom No, that's a Swagie sandwich.
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Post by Von Wagner's Brownies on Apr 1, 2023 19:19:43 GMT -5
I didn't know Theory trained with Ilja Dragunov.
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tenshi
Patti Mayonnaise
Probably more memorable than a Charlotte title reign
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Post by tenshi on Apr 1, 2023 19:19:56 GMT -5
Theory saw that Cena was called "Bing Chilling", Mandarin for "ice cream", so he wanted to give him a taste to see if it's true.
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Post by stevescorpio on Apr 1, 2023 19:20:04 GMT -5
John, you're not fooling anyone with the hair length. We can all see the bald spot.
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knightboat
Unicron
The Snake Roberts Ruined My Wedding
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Post by knightboat on Apr 1, 2023 19:20:05 GMT -5
What the f*** is going on with Cena's hair. How does he have both a middle part and a bald spot Hair plugs
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Chiral
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Post by Chiral on Apr 1, 2023 19:20:31 GMT -5
Just wait until he bites Cena's ass. Anyone remember Foley's Hardcore Diaries where he became maniacally obsessed with the storyline idea of Terry Funk biting a chunk of Vince's ass off in a kiss my ass club segment and getting devastated when it got nixed?
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Gecko
Grimlock
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Post by Gecko on Apr 1, 2023 19:20:43 GMT -5
Cena still hasn't learned how to talk any quieter.
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Post by BayleyTiffyCodyCenaJudyHopps on Apr 1, 2023 19:20:44 GMT -5
And thatβs a problem, Theoryβs the kind of character who probably needs a posse now.
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