coleslaw
Don Corleone
Scott the Woz
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Post by coleslaw on Feb 2, 2023 17:12:58 GMT -5
I can't wait for this to also be inexplicably tied to a 'serious' and edgy Bray Wyatt storyline can it please be Bray Wyatt vs. Karrion Kross that gets the Cinnamon Toast Crunch treatment
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XIII
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by XIII on Feb 2, 2023 17:29:44 GMT -5
WWE is on that shit…and I kind of want to try some. lol
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Gecko
Grimlock
FAN Pyrite Member. Muahahaha
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Post by Gecko on Feb 2, 2023 17:30:16 GMT -5
I can't even tell a joke thread from a real one any more without reading them.
Here's hoping for a 'Snickers: You're not you match' where everybody has to dress and act as another wrestler.
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Chiral
Salacious Crumb
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Post by Chiral on Feb 2, 2023 17:38:37 GMT -5
I sent this to a friend and they were like "this sounds like it's from Kayfabe News"
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Post by Aceorton on Feb 2, 2023 17:43:22 GMT -5
"We have a myriad of opportunities to tell a brand story across..." f***ing god, I hate corporate America. I came here to quote the same line and make the same comment. Marketing people have no idea how stupid they sound.
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Post by Lizuka #BLM on Feb 2, 2023 17:44:13 GMT -5
I can't even tell a joke thread from a real one any more without reading them. Here's hoping for a 'Snickers: You're not you match' where everybody has to dress and act as another wrestler. The Snickers Feast or Fired Match where three competitors get a Snickers and one loses their job.
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kevin
El Dandy
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Post by kevin on Feb 2, 2023 17:45:29 GMT -5
The easiest way to do a product match is a simple product on a pole match thought WWE almost never does pole matches so it would probably be a ladder match. I think instead matches they should try naming rights to Premium Live Events. So instead of just Blacklash you have Lipton Ice Tea Backlash.
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Bo Rida
Fry's dog Seymour
Pulled one over on everyone. Got away with it, this time.
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Post by Bo Rida on Feb 2, 2023 18:09:46 GMT -5
I blame CM Punk for this, he showed how strong a link can be built between foods and press conferences.
Talking about Peacock, it's almost acceptable I'd you're not paying extra for this crap but elsewhere on the world people will be paying good money to watch an advert for a product they probably can't even buy.
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Post by A Platypus Rave is Correct on Feb 2, 2023 18:13:31 GMT -5
Imagining a bunch of wrestling fans sitting down to watch wrestling with big bowls of cereal like we did with the Mountain dew Pitch Black last Saturday lol Cinnamon Toast Crunch is amazing... I'd be down
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XIII
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by XIII on Feb 2, 2023 18:15:04 GMT -5
The easiest way to do a product match is a simple product on a pole match thought WWE almost never does pole matches so it would probably be a ladder match. I think instead matches they should try naming rights to Premium Live Events. So instead of just Blacklash you have Lipton Ice Tea Backlash. Taco Bell presents Backlash.
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Feb 2, 2023 18:18:13 GMT -5
Feels like we’re almost at the tipping point in terms of WWE having comparatively limited sponsorship tie-ins. Someone’s gonna notice all that blank space on the ringside area and all of a sudden it’ll be looking like CMLL up in here.
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Post by Red Mage Riot on Feb 2, 2023 18:20:29 GMT -5
Feels like we’re almost at the tipping point in terms of WWE having comparatively limited sponsorship tie-ins. Someone’s gonna notice all that blank space on the ringside area and all of a sudden it’ll be looking like CMLL up in here. It's funny you mention that: twitter.com/SeanRossSapp/status/1621279467590098947
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Feb 2, 2023 18:23:05 GMT -5
Feels like we’re almost at the tipping point in terms of WWE having comparatively limited sponsorship tie-ins. Someone’s gonna notice all that blank space on the ringside area and all of a sudden it’ll be looking like CMLL up in here. It's funny you mention that: That’s what prompted me to post it.
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Post by ANuclearError on Feb 2, 2023 18:23:39 GMT -5
The easiest way to do a product match is a simple product on a pole match thought WWE almost never does pole matches so it would probably be a ladder match. I think instead matches they should try naming rights to Premium Live Events. So instead of just Blacklash you have Lipton Ice Tea Backlash. Historically I don't think they've attracted the right sponsors for that type of gimmick. Ideally you'd want to do that with someone like a car manufacturer so you can have the winner retrieve the keys and drive off. If the product itself isn't high value, then you'd need a kayfabe cash prize to make up for it, just have the briefcase be all branded up. Feels like we’re almost at the tipping point in terms of WWE having comparatively limited sponsorship tie-ins. Someone’s gonna notice all that blank space on the ringside area and all of a sudden it’ll be looking like CMLL up in here. Funny you should say that... twitter.com/SeanRossSapp/status/1621279467590098947
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Hypnosis
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Post by Hypnosis on Feb 2, 2023 18:29:30 GMT -5
I can't even tell a joke thread from a real one any more without reading them. Here's hoping for a 'Snickers: You're not you match' where everybody has to dress and act as another wrestler. Bayley goes back to being the Hugger for one night with Dakota and Iyo looking confused at ringside the whole time.
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Post by DrBackflipsHoffman on Feb 2, 2023 19:23:29 GMT -5
waht did you do at work today nick
I MONETIZED THE f***IN RING POSTS MOTHERf***ER
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Post by tagteammatchplaya on Feb 2, 2023 19:35:44 GMT -5
"So you think RAW And Smackdown have too many commercials? , well now we're playing commercials on the Apron's and Barricades"
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Post by Lizuka #BLM on Feb 2, 2023 19:40:42 GMT -5
I'm kind of mixed on the idea of putting logos on the apron and stuff since if it's like how WCW would on occasion do it I actually kind of like it but if you take it to like UFC levels it's just stupid.
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Post by HisRoyalGreeness on Feb 2, 2023 19:48:10 GMT -5
If it’s not a triple threat between the three OG Chefs what are we even doing here?
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Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
Perpetually Constipated
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Post by Push R Truth on Feb 2, 2023 20:11:53 GMT -5
Can't wait for the image of a wrestler puking all over an Arby's Logo in the ring
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