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Post by Rudy Gobert Fingers on Feb 2, 2023 22:14:32 GMT -5
As someone that watched 09 TNA where 6 Hour Power (5 Hour Energy but with ONE EXTRA HOUR) was f***ing plastered in the middle of the ring in like bright green, I will not even flinch when Cody pins Roman on the blood-stained BANG! Energy super canvas.
UFC actually did some hilariously similar shit like today with a sponsor and now the blue and red corners are both like the Evian Water Special Hydration Zones. Seriously.
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Post by Hypnosis on Feb 2, 2023 22:44:08 GMT -5
As someone that watched 09 TNA where 6 Hour Power (5 Hour Energy but with ONE EXTRA HOUR) was f***ing plastered in the middle of the ring in like bright green, I will not even flinch when Cody pins Roman on the blood-stained BANG! Energy super canvas. UFC actually did some hilariously similar shit like today with a sponsor and now the blue and red corners are both like the Evian Water Special Hydration Zones. Seriously. That 6 Hour drink came off so bootleg, LOL.
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Post by A Platypus Rave is Correct on Feb 2, 2023 23:23:55 GMT -5
I think it just kind of depends. Like the Mountain Dew match was stupid and tacky and hard to take seriously, and the match itself sucked, but I didn't really mind the whole sponsorship element of that nearly as much as that time they had some random PPV match where they just had a ton of KFC on a table at ringside that they never shut up about. I know they also did the "random KFC on the table" thing for a Raw that had no commercial breaks. I remember CM Punk being on commentary for it, and that it was when KFC was trying to get over their grilled chicken option that was maybe new, or at least, being heavily advertised at the time. Yeah, that sounds like the Commercial Free Raw (sponsored by KFC)
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Post by FHgrad99 on Feb 2, 2023 23:44:38 GMT -5
I can see the stipulation as being one of two things:
1) Loser is the one who gets dumped into a big bowl of Cinnamon Toast Crunch
or 2:
2) Loser gets covered in cinnamon and sugar.
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Post by coleslaw on Feb 2, 2023 23:47:56 GMT -5
LET'S F***ING GOOOOOOOO I will f***ing fall to my knees and cry tears of pure, unadulterated bliss if this appears on my television screen. Edit: dude I'm in f***ing tears just imagining these two putting together this dead serious, dark, edgy blood feud and having HHH tell them "Oh yeah in the blowoff at Mania we need you to push Cinnamon Toast Crunch"
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Post by A Platypus Rave is Correct on Feb 3, 2023 0:12:18 GMT -5
LET'S F***ING GOOOOOOOO I will f***ing fall to my knees and cry tears of pure, unadulterated bliss if this appears on my television screen. Edit: dude I'm in f***ing tears just imagining these two putting together this dead serious, dark, edgy blood feud and having HHH tell them "Oh yeah in the blowoff at Mania we need you to push Cinnamon Toast Crunch" I mean they didn't really "push" Mt. Dew for the Pitch Black match...
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Post by Final Countdown Jones on Feb 3, 2023 4:34:23 GMT -5
LET'S F***ING GOOOOOOOO ASHES TO ASHES...DUST TO DUST...BRAY WYATT...THE EATER OF WORLS..YOU WILL BE CRUNCHED. [Scarlett The Mistress Of Evil Steps in to Frame] can you see this taste? [Karrion Kross Laughing] I see the taste...I see what's in the bowl's hole...for you, Bray Wyatt....Crunchtime. TikTok. Do you think that I can't see? Do you think that MY EYES, that have seen THE TRUTH OF THIS WORLD, ꜀ₐₙₙₒₜ ₛₑₑ ₜₐₛₜₑ? That A CHILD could see what I cannot. That silvery ribbons of REAL CINNAMON FLAVOUR in every bowl are beyond me? I will show you taste. I will show you taste great enough TO MAKE YOU WEEP ₐₙₔ ᵢ ᵥᵥᵢₗₗ ₑₐₜ ₘᵧ ꜀ₑᵣₑₐₗ ᵥᵥᵢₜₕ ᵧₒᵤᵣ ₜₑₐᵣₛ ₐₛ ₘᵢₗₖ.
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Post by MrElijah on Feb 3, 2023 9:58:14 GMT -5
LET'S F***ING GOOOOOOOO You know Kross and Bray would bring in all the bullshit and the match would be just some the answer to "What if UWF Akira Maeda took on Deadman Undertaker? But worse?" question.
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Post by coleslaw on Feb 3, 2023 12:45:06 GMT -5
I'm gonna need Kross to be whooping Wyatt's ass until Uncle Howdy comes out and offers Bray a bowl of Cinnamon Toast Crunch
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Post by A Platypus Rave is Correct on Feb 3, 2023 15:04:39 GMT -5
I'm just sad this isn't a 90's Apple Jacks match...
they call them apple jacks... but they're lying to you man...
they don't taste like Apples at all.
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Post by Red Mage Riot on Feb 3, 2023 15:32:53 GMT -5
I'm just sad this isn't a 90's Apple Jacks match... they call them apple jacks... but they're lying to you man... they don't taste like Apples at all. Or Fruit Loops. Follow.....the toucan.
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Post by A Little Doo Doo on Feb 3, 2023 17:00:10 GMT -5
We demand Kross vs. Bray.
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Post by schma on Feb 3, 2023 21:29:43 GMT -5
I'm gonna need Kross to be whooping Wyatt's ass until Uncle Howdy comes out and offers Bray a bowl of Cinnamon Toast Crunch It needs to be a scaffold match so that uncle howdy can yeet himself to oblivion after again.
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Post by Friday Night SmackSown on Feb 3, 2023 22:25:34 GMT -5
I'm gonna need Kross to be whooping Wyatt's ass until Uncle Howdy comes out and offers Bray a bowl of Cinnamon Toast Crunch It needs to be a scaffold match so that uncle howdy can yeet himself to oblivion after again. Uncle Howdy yeeting himself has to be the running gag for these promotional matches.
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Post by Vincent Whiney on Feb 3, 2023 22:35:50 GMT -5
Cody going to eat a bowl at the press conference too?
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Post by Fade on Feb 3, 2023 23:29:20 GMT -5
It needs to be a scaffold match so that uncle howdy can yeet himself to oblivion after again. Uncle Howdy yeeting himself has to be the running gag for these promotional matches. Dude can’t just jump to his death every promotional match, he needs to do something different and just as bizarre. DJ or sum shit.
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Post by Mozenrath on Feb 3, 2023 23:34:31 GMT -5
I'm just sad this isn't a 90's Apple Jacks match... they call them apple jacks... but they're lying to you man... they don't taste like Apples at all. Smacks the Frog is catching flies. In his mouth. Tasting freedom. While he dares.
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Post by Perd on Feb 3, 2023 23:50:05 GMT -5
In the end, ‘‘twas cereal that slayed the Chief.
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Post by The Legend of Groose on Feb 4, 2023 14:58:31 GMT -5
Cody going to eat a bowl at the press conference too? Not the worst breakfast item we can see at a press conference.
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Post by Lizuka #BLM on Feb 4, 2023 15:13:30 GMT -5
Kross wins when Scarlett throws a carton of milk in Bray's face.
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