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Post by "The Natural" Bustin Loads on Feb 21, 2023 10:16:12 GMT -5
Can Brock Lesnar lift the 7 foot 4, whatever-the-f*** pound Nigerian Giant?
Not likely.
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schma
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Post by schma on Feb 21, 2023 12:32:43 GMT -5
I wonder if they're setting this up only to have Omos get knocked out or something and Lashley takes his place, reforming the Hurt Business.
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Post by Push R Truth on Feb 21, 2023 12:36:34 GMT -5
WWE needs to grow a pair and advertise it as the Charmin Ultra Soft Piss Break Match.
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Post by Jindrak Mark on Feb 21, 2023 18:08:06 GMT -5
This is all just very confusing. A week ago it was like okay Brock/Bobby will have a non-decisive finish then end their rivalry in a big gimmick match at Wrestlemania then out of nowhere Bray warns them both on Smackdown before Omos challenges Brock on Raw.
Brock giving Omos an F5 would be a great visual and get an amazing pop but it seems like such a waste of Brock on the biggest show. Do that at a Saudi show instead and let Brock/Bobby have a crazy no holds barred match at Mania. Although even if they do get Omos out the picture you still have the Bray thing to address.
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Post by Fade on Feb 22, 2023 12:39:34 GMT -5
Such a f***ing waste of Cowboy Brock at WrestleMania. The way Melzter talked about it, it’s happening happening.
My own personal theory is it went something like this..
HHH: we could give you a high profile match with Bray… Bork: LOL pass HHH: ..the other option is Omos Bork: Cool *uncle howdy jumps off something in the distance for the 8th time*
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Post by coleslaw on Feb 22, 2023 15:22:05 GMT -5
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Post by Rolent Tex on Feb 22, 2023 15:27:49 GMT -5
Zero chance anyone can ever convince me I shouldn’t blame Vince for this. An atrocity this bad is obviously a violation of the Geneva Conventions.
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Post by mc74 on Feb 22, 2023 15:35:45 GMT -5
I hope this is not the case because this would be a horrible match. If you're really gonna have a match between 2 hosses, I'd go with WALTER vs Lesnar.
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Post by Push R Truth on Feb 22, 2023 15:50:44 GMT -5
As things currently are... that crowd is going to like Lesnar and be bored to shit by Omos. If they try to put over Omos and have him win we are going to witness 70,000 people collectively giving zero shits to the point that the next matchup on the card could be shit upon.
They either gotta make Omos uber-hatable somehow fast, or turn Brock. Both those options sound like shit.
The best options for this match (if they are hellbent on doing it) are having it end in a no contest where where the ring explodes or some shit... or you just have Lesnar do some He-Man shit and squash Omos.
Either way... notice how I said the word SHIT like a dozen times. It's fitting for this matchup.
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Post by Ryushinku on Feb 22, 2023 15:52:44 GMT -5
Don't think it'll happen.
Though if it did, eh. At least it'll be easy to FF through and save me some time.
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Post by krozor on Feb 22, 2023 16:00:20 GMT -5
I would like for Lesnar, Lashley, and Omos to all be inexplicably but deathly terrified of Uncle Howdy. Like, a segment where he and Wyatt show up and Lashley is so scared he leaps into Brock's arms and Brock is so scared he leaps into Omos' arms (while still holding Bobby) and then all three turn to run away but spin their legs around really fast in the air first. Also Lesnar could be so afraid that his cowboy hat flies up off his head. Five weeks of build out of that right there.
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Post by mc74 on Feb 22, 2023 18:23:20 GMT -5
The best thing regarding Omos is not to book him. If he takes a German Suplex from Lesnar, he'll end up a broken up piece of pile of broken bones.
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Post by coleslaw on Feb 22, 2023 18:24:57 GMT -5
I would like for Lesnar, Lashley, and Omos to all be inexplicably but deathly terrified of Uncle Howdy. Like, a segment where he and Wyatt show up and Lashley is so scared he leaps into Brock's arms and Brock is so scared he leaps into Omos' arms (while still holding Bobby) and then all three turn to run away but spin their legs around really fast in the air first. Also Lesnar could be so afraid that his cowboy hat flies up off his head. Five weeks of build out of that right there. And then they actually fight and Brock completely murders Howdy
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Post by chrom on Feb 22, 2023 18:52:50 GMT -5
I know Lesnar only cares if he gets paid, but surely he has standards on who he should face.
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Post by XIII on Feb 22, 2023 18:56:41 GMT -5
I doubt that this happens. If I had to guess Brock is going to get beat down by a reuniting Hurt Business or some BS and he’ll end up facing Lashley or the entire crew or some nonsense.
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Post by Visagra on Feb 22, 2023 19:08:36 GMT -5
I'm honestly more excited about the possibility of this match than a Lesnar/Wyatt or Lesnar/Lashley match. No Lesnar/Lashley match has been great and Bray Wyatt has to me 3 of the worst high profile Wrestlemania matches in history (I'm not a Firefly Funhouse Match fan) so give me the Lesnar/Omos trainwreck.
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Post by Red Mage Riot on Feb 22, 2023 19:14:23 GMT -5
I'm not a Lesnar fan at all, really, but jesus, since he's one of the half dozen guys you've booked to actually matter, why on earth would you waste him on Omos?
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Post by nisidhe on Feb 22, 2023 20:01:03 GMT -5
The possibility of this actually happening is enough to convince me that Vince has managed to wrest the book away from Trips.
May God have mercy on us all.
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Post by The Heartbreak TWERK on Feb 22, 2023 20:06:59 GMT -5
It's been 30 years since Andre passed and not a day has gone by since his last match that they've been trying to make a new Andre with guys they personally trained.
Maybe it's time to admit that you're not cut out of training a second Andre.
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Post by hargh on Feb 22, 2023 20:42:12 GMT -5
This looks like shit on paper, but there's something else to keep in mind. Omos is green and terrible in the ring. Brock has been known to take liberties and go off script. This could be disturbing.
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