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Post by 06vwgti on Mar 4, 2023 21:47:13 GMT -5
Only if Roman absorbs his powers. What powers does Cody have? Ending racism
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XIII
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Post by XIII on Mar 4, 2023 21:52:34 GMT -5
Special referee: Uncle Howdy
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Post by Hypnosis on Mar 5, 2023 11:46:22 GMT -5
Brandi recreating her promo battle with Dan Lambert against Heyman Heyman having "beastality sex" with Brandi Dustyploitation
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Post by Finish Uncle Muffin’s Story on Mar 5, 2023 13:56:24 GMT -5
The Friday Night Smackdown before WrestleMania:
Cody Rhodes: "And Roman Reigns, all roads lead to this Sunday, where I finally win the big one, the one chip my family's never had...AT WRESTLEMANIA."
Roman Reigns: "It's funny you mention your family, Cody. Because, well, wise man here did a little digging...and boy -howdy-, do we have a surprise for you."
The titantron lights up: ***We're really glad that you're our friend, and this is a friendship that will never, ever end***
Bray Wyatt, dressed as Maury Povich: "Well, what do we have here...a paternity test? Oh man, Cody...Dusty is NOT your father. But if it's not Dusty, then who is it?"
We pan to see a family photo with a young Bray Wyatt, a young Uncle Howdy that still has the weird mask on, Uncle's father Uncle Uncle Howdy and yes, shockingly...a young, BLONDE CHILD named Kodie.
Bray Wyatt: "That's right, brother. When we were young, there was a fire at the Wyatt Compound that separated us all. I went to live in the woods and created a family of my own. Uncle Howdy here got the worst of it and was in an insane asylum for years. And you, you Cody. You got adopted by the Rhodes. You became the golden child, man. Well, Cody...or should I say, KODIE. We're here to show you that all that glitters isn't gold, man. We're here to tell you that you...should...*RUN*."
WrestleMania Cody vs. Roman goes as expected with Cody gaining steam, but then Roman starts to gain the upper hand, when suddenly, Wyatt's human puppets appear at ringside. The single piano key hits over speakers, the fans pull out their camera phones, and Bray and Uncle Howdy come to ringside with a small, mysterious bag. They cheer on Cody despite telling him that he should run because nothing Bray Wyatt has done makes any sense. Cody starts to make a comeback but it's cut short by a Superman Punch.
Bray: "REVEL IN WHAT YOU ARE, KODIE. REVEL IN WHAT YOU ARE." Bray removes the item from the mysterious bag. It's a RED WHITE AND BLUE AMERICAN NIGHTMARE MASK that looks like Cody's neck tat and is similar to Uncle Howdy and Bray's gear from the Royal Rumble. The lights go out and we are bathed in RED, WHITE AND BLUE NEON. Kingdom starts blaring as the American Nightmare Kodie Wyatt hulks up and handily defeats Roman Reigns with the music playing New Jack style. Kodie celebrates with his newfound family when Bray says there's one more surprise. They bring Roman over to the side of the stage, when a giant dog house emerges. At the top of the dog house is A HUMAN VERSION OF PHAROAH! Pharaoh dives off the dog house and puts Roman through the stage despite missing him by several feet while red white and blue fireworks go off everywhere. The Aretha Franklin version of "America the Beautiful" blares over the loudspeaker as Kodie Wyatt celebrates with his brothers Bray and Howdy and the human version of his dog Pharaoh.
The next night on Raw, Kodie quickly loses the World Title to Omos, fresh off a squash of Brock Lesnar at WrestleMania. Kodie and Bray go on a run in the tag division, primarily feuding with Hit Row and The Viking Raiders before Kodie is released by the company during the last budget cuts before the Saudi fund finalizes its acquisition of WWE.
Meanwhile, Roman Reigns continues to only be involved in feuds with his family, forever. WrestleMania 40 features a Samoan Street Fight with Rikishi and The Usos taking on Roman Reigns, Solo Sikoa and new family member Duo Uso (the former Madcap Moss with a Samoan tribal tat).
I think that'd do it.
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mc74
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Post by mc74 on Mar 5, 2023 14:45:34 GMT -5
What powers does Cody have? Ending racism
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Post by XIII on Mar 5, 2023 14:47:11 GMT -5
Serious question: what if the Rock runs in and hits Roman with the Rock Bottom allowing Cody to win?
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Post by thehottag on Mar 5, 2023 14:53:57 GMT -5
They could always replay the 'Mankind turns into Cactus Jack' bit from Smackdown in January 2000, except it's Cody transforming into Stardust.
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